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For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”


A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).


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Wet Bread

Wet Bread

2025-10-1343:09

Will has a surprise for Ralf and it’s fair to say it doesn’t go down well….anyone got a sick bucket!!!??? Plus anniversaries, overthinking and strange acting jobs. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
More of your questions, some of which took us on a turn we really didn’t expect…….from weird families to Thelma and Louise!This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tortoise Orgasm

Tortoise Orgasm

2025-10-0816:57

Will has been delving into weird facts about Animals, and when we say weird, me mean WEIRD. You don’t get this on David Attenborough Documentaries!This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Slow Down, you D!ck!

Slow Down, you D!ck!

2025-10-0652:201

We're back and the chat goes from Contentment, to kidnapping rally drivers, (allegedly) via bad accents, we find out that Will's about to die, and all sorts!This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test to check your levels. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Time for some more listener questions on this week’s Swift Half, starting with What would you change about yourself? It leads to some surprisingly honest and very frank answers. This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November,  all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.  Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ricky Hatton was a legend, a champion, an amazing bloke and also a great friend. We can’t believe he’s no longer with us. Love you Pal, W&R.This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
FOUR INCHES?!

FOUR INCHES?!

2025-09-2938:551

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com. Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off clinically proven ED treatment with a free blood test that could help uncover the cause. Visit Numan.com/twopints now and take charge of your health.  For erectile dysfunction in adult men. Viagra connect 50mg film coated tablets contains sildenafil. Always read the label. Complete home blood test kit subscription, subject to availability, T&Cs apply.As usual a very wide range of topics on this week’s episode….Dick Pics, Ibiza Boss, more on Will’s balls, shocking documentaries and why Ralf wasn’t a fan of Will’s new hairstyle. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November,  all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/. Remember..Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount.Happy Friday! And on this week’s ’Swift Half’ Will and Ralf answer questions from listeners…...well actually only one question as everything got a bit deep and meaningful.Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November,  all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.  Main episode drops on a Monday and you can watch us on Youtube. We have a nice new set, so give us a watch. ‘What Will William Tell ’is your midweek pick me up available from Wednesday And get ready for the weekend with a ‘Swift Half on FridayW&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pluto and Pineapples:

Pluto and Pineapples:

2025-09-2417:28

This Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount.Will has been delving into the internet and is ready to blow your mind with all the amazing facts he has discovered. This week he has trivia about The Planets, Babies, Noses, Stomachs and Pineapples. Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November,  all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.  Main episode drops on a Monday and you can watch us on Youtube. We have a nice new set, so give us a watch. ‘What Will William Tell ’is your midweek pick me up available from Wednesday And get ready for the weekend with a ‘Swift Half on FridayW&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE SAD NEWS OF OUR FRIEND RICKY HATTON'S PASSING. WE WILL BE PAYING TRIBUTE TO RICK IN OUR UPCOMING CONTENT. RIP HITMAN WE LOVE YOU. W&RxThis Episode is sponsored by Numan.com Head to Numan.com/twopints for 60% off a testosterone blood test test to check your levels. Use the code TWOPINTS60 for your discount. We’re back for Series 6 and Will is worried about the size of his scrotum and overshares about a memorable trip to see Oasis, while Ralf has a new look and is wondering which decade he’d like to travel back in time to. And we’re joined by Dr Dave who’s going to give us a bit of a health check.Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.A reminder of how it's going to work this season:Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹 WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹 Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A few more of our favourite Swift Half funnest parts!W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As it's the end of the season, have our favourite swift half clips in one go! See you soon, have a great Summer! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey guys,Our last week of Season 5 is a banger, we hope you love this ep, we wrap up all our chat for the season. We'll be back in September. While we're having a break and doing some TV, get your tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.comLots of LoveW*Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey guys,Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we have on the tour! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.comLots of LoveW*Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we've had including this week the chat we had with our mate Paddy McGuinness in Stockport, man that feels like years ago! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.comLots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far part 2!W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far and Will tells us about Bring Him Home. Download Bring Him Home now P.S. sorry it's late, we had a few issues uploading but there'll be a Swift Half on Friday! W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Would you rather go into space or to the bottom of the ocean?Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com!W&R x🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Would you like it if your farts smelled of Roses & Chocolates?Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com!W&R x🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The boys are back after a week off, EP13! Will's been to Florida, Ralf's been on the beers lots to chat about, def don't eat listening to this one (again)!Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com!W&R x🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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YottaFlops

how many ads!?

Jun 6th
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Sandra Carroll

Had to turn this episode off after suffering through 45 minutes of diabolical sound quality. A potentially great episode ruined. I can't understand how a podcast can be recorded and actually then published with such dire sound quality. Really bad production here.

Jun 23rd
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Ian Omahoney

my missus just had a tumor partly taken out 2 weeks ago ,she didn't know she had it until she collapsed at work , I'm so grateful to the doctors, but I'm still so worried x

Apr 30th
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Numkelfutumch Deman

Stop putting repeats of the same stuff up, pointless and a waste of time, it's ruining an otherwise good podcast.

Feb 25th
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Stu Paterson

as a ginger bloke I need all the help I can get #manscape

Feb 1st
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Paula McClory

I lost my dad 5 years ago still feels like yesterday. Will it's good to talk and loving your podcast. Ralph loving Death in Paradise. And hopefully when this Covid shite show is over we can get to be with family, friends and eat out (takeaways getting boring lol) and I can open my business up again 👍😁

Jan 29th
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Niree Donaldson

Oh you guys!!!!! this is honestly one of the funniest podcasts I listen to. bloody love you guys haha

Jan 27th
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Peter Sanderson

You guys make it a great drive to and from work. Funny honest humour. Keep up the serious and fun combination. 🍻 Cheers.

Jan 16th
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Karl Gookey

Just found these guys, I loved 2 pints back in the day and I can't wait to add it to my usual commute listens

Dec 22nd
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GoTo2 Podcast Review

https://castbox.fm/post/detail/5fc4d40e098d4352f7ecc349 classic!

Nov 30th
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Tara Louise Hobbs

This is such a touching podcast with so many lovely moments and still so emotional. Sending lots of love Xx

Nov 15th
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Craig Bryant

Stopped subscribing since they started advertising a betting company.

Aug 16th
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Craig Bryant

Brilliant 👏 two proper northern lads chewing the fat. Pity about the adverts breaking it up though.

Jul 9th
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Billie J

You guys have me in in stitches. Thanks for putting a smile on my face during these rather strange times x

Jun 28th
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karl coulson

bloody brilliant, keep it going lads

Jun 26th
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andy james

Keep going good stuff

Jun 23rd
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Dan Ryder

moooooorrreee!!!!!!

May 30th
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GreazeOn MySleave

great listening had me in bits when I was out with dog

May 16th
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GreazeOn MySleave

love it. got my family to listen aswell.

May 16th
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Kellie Cockcroft

brilliant again 👏👏👏

May 10th
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