The Two Pints Podcast!

<p>For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”</p><br><p>A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea).</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Swift Half Best Bits Part 2

A few more of our favourite Swift Half funnest parts!W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-24
18:35

Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits!

As it's the end of the season, have our favourite swift half clips in one go! See you soon, have a great Summer! W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-23
22:13

The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16

Hey guys,Our last week of Season 5 is a banger, we hope you love this ep, we wrap up all our chat for the season. We'll be back in September. While we're having a break and doing some TV, get your tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.comLots of LoveW*Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-19
45:54

Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2!

Hey guys,Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we have on the tour! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.comLots of LoveW*Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-14
23:29

Episode 15 - Tour Memories!

Hey guys, Our Penultimate week of Season 5 is all about the tour, reminding you what fun we've had including this week the chat we had with our mate Paddy McGuinness in Stockport, man that feels like years ago! If you like what you hear and you've not yet, get some tickets for our upcoming November Nonsense tour at www.twopintspodcast.comLots of Love W*R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-12
36:07

The Best bits of Season 5 Part 2

With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far part 2!W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-09
34:35

The Best bits of Season 5 Part 1

With 2 more eps till we take a summer break we remind ourselves of their favourite bits of the season so far and Will tells us about Bring Him Home. Download Bring Him Home now P.S. sorry it's late, we had a few issues uploading but there'll be a Swift Half on Friday! W&Rx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-07
30:32

Screaming through my Funnel - S5 E13 A Swift Half

Would you rather go into space or to the bottom of the ocean?Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com!W&R x🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-02
25:48

Farts that smell of Roses & Chocolate.... What Will William Tell.... S5E13

Would you like it if your farts smelled of Roses & Chocolates?Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com!W&R x🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-30
17:05

Beverley Hills to Butlin's in 24 hours... S5 E13

The boys are back after a week off, EP13! Will's been to Florida, Ralf's been on the beers lots to chat about, def don't eat listening to this one (again)!Tour tickets are selling fast, get yours now www.twopintspodcast.com!W&R x🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-28
52:55

Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12

A slightly delayed 'Swift Half' due to the Easter Break and on this episode we somehow go from 'Salmon Jizz' to 'Modern Pharma' in the space of just 16 minutes! Plus Snail facials and a very unusual way Will used to get rid of earache.W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-21
22:27

Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12

This week Will has discovered a story that has inspired a new business idea /social experiment for Ralf. W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-16
20:53

A Girls Night In - S5 E12

Ralf gets all the secrets from a 'Girls Night In', plus Potato Sandwiches, why Festivals are rubbish and Will is still wanging on about the Moon Landings.W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-14
57:56

Identity - Swift Half S5 E11

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADA little bit of footy chat over two pints for a Friday. W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-11
19:22

Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADWill sends Ralf into stratospheric levels of anger with his latest 'theories' about significant moments of history.W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-09
14:39

Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADAn unfortunate thing happened to Ralf in bed, Will has 'bone issues' and the problem with wedding guests. Plus some exciting tour news.Warning: Do not listen if you are eating!W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-07
41:33

A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADAfter Will ruined Ralf's pint with some Luke Littler like antics with his used tissue, we headed back to our childhood for this Swift Half.W&R xDon’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-04
21:22

Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADWill has been delving into the World of AI, The Cloud, Brain Preservation and Robots Dicks!Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-02
19:24

Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADRalf is Ranting, Will is farting and somehow we ended up talking about fish jizz!Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-31
50:16

Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half

This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #ADDark Therapy, Monsters, Bins and why does Will leave the light on?Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.🎙️ live on a Monday,🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds🍺 live on a Friday,📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!Follow Us On Social Media At:https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcasthttps://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPodhttps://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-28
15:05

YottaFlops

how many ads!?

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Sandra Carroll

Had to turn this episode off after suffering through 45 minutes of diabolical sound quality. A potentially great episode ruined. I can't understand how a podcast can be recorded and actually then published with such dire sound quality. Really bad production here.

06-23 Reply

Ian Omahoney

my missus just had a tumor partly taken out 2 weeks ago ,she didn't know she had it until she collapsed at work , I'm so grateful to the doctors, but I'm still so worried x

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Numkelfutumch Deman

Stop putting repeats of the same stuff up, pointless and a waste of time, it's ruining an otherwise good podcast.

02-25 Reply

Stu Paterson

as a ginger bloke I need all the help I can get #manscape

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