The Unblessed Podcast

Scott and Evan are two guys who have spent years in seminary or on a church staff and have since departed to make their own way. They use this podcast to dive into the quirky Bible stories and cringey Christian culture of today.

Lord, Forgive Me 7 billions times

The boys talk about upset grandpas going to college, nerdy college ministry days, and verses about forgiveness.   Content warnings: language and adult content

07-05
01:03:17

The H Word

Scott and Evan talk about hell. And journaling. And Rob Bell. And hell. And Evan also makes Scott cry... kinda.   Content warnings: suicide, hell, language

06-27
01:04:53

Who’s the GOAT? Not ISAAC!

One of the WILDEST stories in the Bible. Will Abraham sacrifice his son?? Also. Evan and Scott also talk about women in positions of preaching.   Content warning: sacrifice, the usual lewd speak, etc.

06-20
51:14

The Council of Peni

Of course, the first church meeting is about schlongs. Scott and Evan also talk about megachurches and early 2000s Christian worship music.   Content warning: I mean... we talk about penises a lot in this episode. So... sex and language.

06-13
58:07

Gideon and His 300 DAAAAAWWWWGGGSSSSS

Gideon's got that DAAWG in him. We also discuss Chic-Fil-A.   Content warnings:   Mentions of violence, sexual acts, and two guys just beating a dead horse for 56 minutes.

06-06
56:58

Here’s Your Replacement Family, Job!

Buckle up, buckaroos! We have steamy old pastors, Captain Falcon ACCEPTS  CHRIST, and Job WINS a replacement family after enduring God's gauntlet of suffering.   Content warning: Mentions of suicide, gun violence, sex, death, and language

05-23
56:57

Song 3-4 - A Fireproof Case

Scott and Evan discuss the Love Dare, Fireproof, Ryan Foley, and then Scott makes a herculean attempt at interpreting Song 3--and to his surprise, Song 4.   Content warnings: Mentions of Gun violence, foul language, and sex.

05-16
46:32

Spear Me Baby One More Time

Who has the MANLIEST church?? And what is a GIRAFFE doing wearing HEADPHONES in a commercial about going to see his brethren in captivity in Kentucky!? Scott and Evan also talk about a metal kill in the book of Numbers.   Content warning: Bible murder, language (mostly Evan), and inaccurate depictions of giraffes

05-09
01:02:10

Song 2 - Scott Tries Again

It wasn't easy... but nothing is. Scott tries to interpret Song of Solomon Chapter 2. The fellas talk about being AV guys at church. And Evan probably ensures we never go on the 700 Club ever. Content warning: Sex. Lots. Even if Scott says there isn't.

05-02
45:41

Saul 2 Paul

Saul encounters Gilbert GODfried in this whacky zany episode!!

04-25
47:05

Song of Solomon Is Not Dirty

Song of Solomon is NOT about S3X (according to Scott). Evan and Scott also saw some cool movies. They also come across a verse in the Bible that they can't make a joke about. Content warnings: NOT S3X.

04-18
56:38

Doubting Tom

HIDE THE EGGS! IT'S EASTER TIME! We talk about the stories surrounding the resurrection of Jesus as well as Easter services.

04-11
54:07

Noah’s Great Animal Roundup!

Seminaries HATE these guys, but PASTORS love them! Also, what on God's blue Earth was happening on Noah's ark? Content warnings: Animal death, human death, and.... like, a lot of death

04-04
56:58

Ruth and Beau-az

The STEAMIEST love story in the BIBLE. And WORSHIP LEADER has been COPYRIGHTED?! It's getting crazy, fam.   I shouldn't say "fam."

03-28
58:02

Look at me. I am the Commander now.

The TRUTH About Vacation Bible School. Christian CRUISES. And the boys talk about Jericho.

03-21
49:24

Eglon and the Judge Who Stabbed Me

The fellas take a deep look into one of the WACKIEST stories in Judges. They also reminisce about See You at the Pole (Gym if you're Evan) and take a bite out of the He Gets Us ad.   Also, Brendan Fraser, please come on our podcast. Content warning: Language, and mentions of murder, poop talk, guts talk

03-14
44:34

The Jerusalem Monster Mash

Zombies! Conspiracies! Circumcision! This episode HAS IT ALL!

03-07
42:40

Baldy and the She-Bears

The Lent season is upon us! Prepare to give up everything! Evan asks Scott about his Dapper Dan of a Dad, and then some boys get into come CRAZY SHENANIGANS with a PROPHET!

02-28
38:08

This Sermon is TOO D*MN LONG

Eutychus learns a lesson to not fall asleep in church!

02-22
45:30

Beefcake Goliath VS Big Guy David

The REAL story behind David and Goliath. Evan and Scott also try to evangelize to each other.

02-14
49:42

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