The Untitled Mariners Podcast

Realist Mariners Pod in the Game? Get Forked.

Outta Left Field (Let's Talk Trade Deadline)

Never been more back. We talk trades, we talk Shrek 5, we talk in general...We recorded this the day before the Ben Williamson game...Get Forked. Shoutout to the guy that gives us $10 per month on patreon to talk ball: Nick Lucarelli

07-29
01:09:10

Untitled Finger Monkey Podcast?

The Mariners are bad? Pygymy Marmosets are good! Let's talk about baseball, together. Get forked.

04-06
42:45

The Seattle MarineHawks (Putting Miles on my MastroZamboni)

This is the boring episode...which means the next 5-10 episodes will kick ass. We talk about Justin Turner, opening day roster, and Geno Smith? Shoutout to the guy that gives us $10 per month on patreon to talk ball: Nick Lucarelli

03-09
58:42

Big Smooth

Let's talk about Spring Training.

02-28
43:38

We Back Beeeeeitch

This is a Mariners Podcast. With that being said, everything Derek says is a joke.

02-21
45:43

Jake Burger & Fries (The Pre-Soto Era)

We recorded an extra long, rambling ep for you. We discussed possible moves, including the possibility of a 3 team deal (which we obviously have insider info on). Then we spend an hour reading mock trades on baseball trade values. ok, love you, by!

12-10
01:23:53

We Bring the Doom (Kinda Positively Though?)

Hey check it out, a podcast episode about the Mariners offseason budget.

11-27
38:10

Welcome to the (Sc)Off-Season

This episode is terrible, why would you listen to it? We will be getting back into the SWING of things (get it?), don't you worry about that. Go fork yourself.

11-21
39:03

The Gang Gets To 3rd Base

HEY HEY...What do you want me to say? Derek & Jeromy talk about playoff baseball...and the Seattle Mariners?

10-23
40:04

The Season Predictions We Made Along the Way

We are back. Sorry for being gone so long, but you know how it is?

10-12
36:17

Sorry for Being So Sad

We know, we know.

09-18
19:34

Open the Bullpen Doors, Jerry

Is this one even about the Seattle Mariners?

09-13
49:54

Oh, Scotty Boy (The Bishop is Calling)

The Mariners fired dad, we talk about it with Nathan Bishop. I put minecraft music behind the first half of the episode & it sucked so I stopped it halfway. Whatever. No one reads these anyways. Why do I even bother? It's just like, I put my heart & soul into this crap & what do I have to show for it? Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

08-23
39:36

For Whom The Bazardo Tolls (It Tolls for We)

The Vibes: bad The Manager: fired The Derek: playing minecraft The Jeromy: forking himself The Clip Grab Efficiency: Immaculate Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

08-22
36:20

Trade Deadline Extravaganza Livestream Really Good Time Show!

Hey dude, we had a good time. Jeromy leaves early because his first born son pissed everywhere so Derek rambles alone for the last ten minutes...enjoy it! Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Give us your spare change so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

07-31
45:06

The Randy Episode (This is the One About Randy)

The Mariners floundered the AL West lead, giving it up to those shifty Houston Astros. The Texas Rangers are nipping at our heels and there's only one man (and hopefully a few of his friends) who can save us: his name is Randy (and their names are Vlad, Luis, Brent, Jazz, Jonathon, Seiya, Nico, Ian, Matt, and anyone else who can hit a baseball really fucking hard). Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

07-26
01:07:01

Duh Team (The Day Before We Were So Back)

We recorded this on Monday, the day before your Seattle Mariners put the hurt on the San Diego Fathers. The audio sucks ass on this one, our bad, that's on us. All we can do in this life is learn from our mistakes & strive to improve ourselves before we shed this mortal coil. ok, we forking love you. Thanks for listening.

07-10
46:53

Lorde of the Gut Biome

Not every game can be won & not every episode title can be a banger. The Mariners drop a series to the Royals & we are here to whine about it. New Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating dog food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

07-03
47:04

The Great Debate (Our Worst Ep Yet)

Hey what's up? Sorry this one is not good at all, Derek was very hungover & he rode a moped without a helmet. The mariners played some ball games (kinda), let's talk about it. Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

06-28
54:16

Late but True (Patreon Preview)

The deafening sound of silence. It's Waluigi time. Better late then never (Julio)? Check out the full ep here: Patreon: www.patreon.com/umspod Pay us so we can do more than 1 episode per week, & Derek can afford to stop eating fish food! Twitter: @umspod Keromy JRom: @jkrom34 Drk: @ibangmybros Youtube: @umspod Music credit: Dadphyte - Check out their new music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eAx2scHjyU

06-26
07:29

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