The Valleycast

Folks, why is Richard Dreyfus slipping out of his chair while talking to Bill Maher? IS IT BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NO SPINE?! I don't know, but it's a funny sight to behold. Also in this episode: Alien: Earth, The Naked Gun, and more content about content! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Brought To You By Skynet.

We're back in action, talking flatulence, films, and fan theories! Elliott was expecting a bigger reaction to his theory on The Batman 2 rumors, but that's okay. He'll 'em next time! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza They're birds.

Joe and Elliott speak from opposite sides of the planet as Elliott navigates the wild world of Scotland and Joe navigates... rats? It's important to note that rats are highly intelligent and emotionally complex creatures who have done little more to earn their nefarious reputation than committing the sin of having a hairless tail. This comment section better remain pro-rat, but if you see someone spouting anti-rat rhetoric, please feel free to rat them out. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza HEY YOU IN THE CHINOS!

I shaved my stupid face and I answered "your" questions, okay? Is it is as good as the episode Joe did recently? Probably not. Did I use it as an excuse ramble incessantly? Yeah. Am I self-conscious about my face? Who isn't?! WHO ISN'T SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY FACE?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza I'm... to sexy for my face.

In this episode, Joe and Steve are just total GOOFBALLS. They discuss the Switch 2, what it's like when friends start marrying your friends' moms, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and even Donkey Kong! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Elliott apologizes for bailing on this episode of the podcast and also for then failing to upload it on time. He's between trips at the moment and is headed to Scotland soon. OKAY GUVNAH?

People sent Joe questions and Joe takes the time to answer them. Old jobs, pickleball, huckleberries and magic 1990's magazines that helped make him a man. Nothing is off the table... Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Favorite Barats and Bereta video? Mantage. No wait, Lumberjacks! Or...Suburbanites! Yeah! No! Wait! Crap. I stroked...

Don't like politics? Click away! But if you wanna hear a couple of dudes who probably spend too much time on their phones scream from their algorithmically constructed echochambers, then this one's for you! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza We'll be fine. Right?

ATLANTA! Come see Elliott perform standup before his wife's one-hour comedy show THIS MONDAY! https://citywinery.com/atlanta/events/grace-helbig-2emxrs In this episode, Joe and Steve discuss what Joe's up to in Montana, Steve's recent trip to the Queen Mary, hypothetical Final Destination deaths at a water park, and Joe pitches a movie about a morphing gun? Is he slowly losing his mind? Is he now so old that his best ideas are best described as symptomatic of a degrading prefrontal cortex?! WHO'S EVEN SAY TO?! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Come see me.

It's another LIVE Jackbox Quiplash episode! Featuring YOU, the viewers! It's good fun, sometimes filthy, always wacky! *All views and opinions expressed on these streams belong solely to Steve Zaragoza and do not reflect the beliefs or opinions of Vallyfolk, Inc.. Where such opinions overlap is purely coincidental and all references to people or entities, real or imagined, is exempt from legal, ethical, or scholarly critique. We'll be taking no further questions at this time and appreciate you respecting our privacy. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza More like STEVElash. Quippagoza.

Did we send the wrong audio file to Steve? Was it an episode from months ago? Did you feel you'd heard it before? Well, welcome to the Valleycast. Here's the original description, which should, in theory, actually be relevant to the episode you're about to listen to... UNLESS THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION! Well, my brilliant idea to title this episode, "Part Two: Elliott Takes the Red Pill (He's a neo-n#zi now)" did not go according to plan. Why? Two words. Steve. Zaragoza. Happy. Birthday. That's four words, but still. It was Steve's birthday so he took the weekend off, which kept us from talking about our insane experience watching the Matrix. So in honor of Steve's birthday, I've decided to publicly slander him. We love you Steve, regardless of your political views! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza It was AI. It's always all been AI.

And good morning to you, all! This is part one of a two-part series centered on a new Los Angeles attraction: COSM. No, not QUASM. That's different, but both are filled with splendor. I know I'm still feeling that splendor today, after having witnessed what Steve loved so very much. So get ready for next week when we unveil Part Two of this series, "Elliott Takes the Red Pill (he became alt-right largely due to the unbridled dominance of monopolistic tech companies whose algorithms act as emotion harvesters until subjectivity becomes little more than an onslaught of cattle prods)." Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Relax. The "alt" stands for ALTERNATIVE. So it's COOL.

Don't like watching movies so I'll listen to Steve, Elliott, and Joe talk about the film face-off (as opposed to the film, Face/Off) that is Lilo and Switch, Miss Impossible: Get Recked, and Final Fantasy. Or something like that. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this chat with these three boys who love each other and love you. See you soon. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Bye now.

We're back with Joe, Steve, and Elliott and they are more on fire than the planet Andor (I didn't pay attention to the show). In this episode, we talk Boogie Nights! Andor! And Steve makes irrationally problematic statements regarding the practice of reading which are solely his opinion and do not reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Valleyfolk. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Please contact our lawyer if you have any further grievances.

Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ Also, that's no ball lightning. That's a spaceship. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Andor.

Come see Elliott do standup and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap And come hang out with Elliott in Scotland this August. Please?