The Verbal Assault

Everything from Comic books to unarmed Combat will be discussed before Captain America kicks down my door in the middle of the night. What's worse is Uncle Sam will fine me for wasting their time.

My 31st Bday/ Fight Break Downs: Charles Rodriguez /Michael Mcdonald/Dillashaw

OK ok, I can't sleep and I'll be 31 in 30 minutes.  I'm going to break down his fight and local 209 UFC/Bellator Fighter Michael Mayday McDonald, also I watched Dillashaw Smash again!

08-05
27:00

Summer BlockBusters and BJJ!

Dusting off the old mic. check us out.

06-08
29:00

Thirsty Martial Artists/ Escrima in Marvels The Defenders

So you want a jujitsu hottie, well your going about it the wrong wat.

09-04
22:00

Jeet Kune Do in the Dirty Sooooouth! Woof!

There is a Game of Thrones marathon and and I just discovered how to play sega games for free. There will also be a special guest Dennis Freeman

07-02
29:00

Drake Fury Rises

David O'Hanlon got enough minutes left on his cell to call in and promote his new novella 'Drake Fury' Im told im not allowed to spoil the ending under threat of razor blades and lemon juice.. hes a good knife fighter btw. Like R'as Al Ghul status.

10-01
30:00

A Walk Among The Sewers or TMNT takes on Liam Nesson

Were back after a long summer break... we review tmnt a walk among the tombstones and were rolling with the Tank..   And what happened to ninja turtle juice boxes.. we'll find out.

09-25
27:00

Layton Basara...

The Risen One graces the show with his love and wraith...'   and Q and A with Morgenburger, Burgermorgen. I think Bane makes a cameo as well.

08-02
28:00

Leytonism: Cult or Crusaders

All is Leyton and Leyton is Love.   We fap in his name.

03-21
25:00

The Burger Rises

The most offensive episode we've ever done. I hope none of my friends or loved ones listen. btw BANE calls in

03-14
30:00

Kanye 'comes' to Krypton

Tonight I finally listen to a song from Kanye Wests new album Yeezus and why Kim Kardasian is a petri dish.  We will also discuss why Jor-El was the real villian Earth.  If theres still time maybe Final Fantasy VII: Lighting Returns will be downloaded by then.   also I have been quoting chappelles show for the past 24 hours. I regret nothing.

02-14
29:00

Freemason Symbolism or Katy Perry does the Grammys

Tonight we discuss the Ninja Turtle Reboot and the illuminatti mind control program known as the grammys.

01-29
30:00

Batkid Begins or... Doug not so Funny.

after taking a long break to explore the criminal element. I am back to discuss Batman issues like Batkid. Meeting a batman voice actor and being a weirdo by crossing paths with a childhood hero in a bathroom.

12-19
27:00

Escrima-Con!!

I talk about my experiances at the training to be a better crime-fighter at the Dan Inosanto Seminar in Stockton and the Martial Arts Exchange Seminar over the past weekend.   if there is time I'll talk about what I think of Ben Affleck as Batman. He was good enough to save earth from a meteor. Can he save Gotham as well?

09-04
18:00

Stockton-Con and Superman/Batman

Hello Murica. Tonight we will be talking about Spanky Jones and Mass Attacks Visit to Stockton-Con in the San Joaquin Valley. The upcoming and (probably rushed ) Superman/Batman movie and if there is still time my adventures in Filipino Boxing.

08-11
13:00

L.A.N Party and Lucas

Tonight we have Chisto Dex. Mass Attack and Frank the Tank talk about loving Xbox more than they love their loved ones and how much I got a nerd-gasm while seeing George Lucas in person.   meantime I hope the laptop doesnt overheat and the show fails and burns miserably.

06-13
28:00

The Stark and The Furious

Iron Man lives his life a quarter life at a time.   We review Current summer movies and discuss Strippers evading VICE cops and coke dealers (Maybe)   Its the first show in three years where Pac-Attack does a live in-studio show.

05-29
27:00

Reel-Life Action Time: II

Today on The Verbal Assault We talk with David O'Hanlon. A self defense instructor in an Oakie part of the country. ( Hint its not Denver.) If were lucky no pressure cookers will explode during this episode.

04-24
29:00

Til The Wheels Fall Off

We celebrate a sexy 25th birthday and Watch Mass Attack bring down the Capitialist dogs in Berlin.. or maybe we'll just eat cake.

04-07
23:00

Reel-Life Action Hero: Jason Jones

Tonight Spanky Jones interviews Martial Artists Jason Jones. Responses to hate mail and figures out how to use microsoft outlook. whatever that is.   If your lucky we will talk about Batman.

03-26
31:00

Poor Man's James Bond

The cheap bastards guide to having fun and being sneeky in the recession and learning a thing or two in the mean time. Yes i will mention batman.

03-05
30:00

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