Greetings Warriors, Wizards, Dwarves, and Disposable Barbarians. We were molested by a seer and castrated a minotaur as we watched YOUR HIGHNESS! Topics include Tabletop RPGs, Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Portman, Forrest Gump, Evolution, Poo-Flinging Monkeys, Minotaur Dick, Pedophile Yoda Jellyfish, Guido the Black, Mel Brooks, Monty Python, Multiple Levels of Comedy, Spongebob, Animaniacs, and Raging Dick Jokes. Plus - Leslie feels like she is supposed to feel offended, Sam's hymen is still intact, Andrew remembers his own name, and Dan wants deeper dick jokes. All this and more await your enchanted ear-holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 97: The Fuckening Has Begun
Greetings Super Spies and Secret Agents. We did Kung-Fu in The 80's and watched the Berlin Wall fall as we watched ATOMIC BLONDE! Topics include Double and Triple Agents, Cold War Spy Stuff, The 80's, Kung Fury, John Wick, Charlize and Keanu, Fight training and choreography, The Devil's Advocate, Split, Predictable Plot Twists, Wire-Fu, Prometheus, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson's Hamlet, Death Becomes Her, Hudson Hawk, Red, The Geriatric Expendables, Davis Hasselhoff, and Smegma. Plus - Leslie doesn't want to hear it, Jeff is a mutant, and Dan wants to watch porn. All this and more await your double crossing sound dishes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 96: Blondes and Bullets in Berlin
Greetings Cowboys, Gentlemen, Super Spies, and Bad guys with Robot Arms! We drank some whiskey, sang Wednesday, and ate a people burger as we watched KINGSMAN 2: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE! Topics include Head Explodey vs Meat Grinder, Sequelitis, James Bond, The tragic loss of Merlin, Sad Clowns, Julianne Moore, Jurassic Park 2, The Hero's Journey, Origin Stories, Star Wars, Crippled Pugs, Robot Dogs, Torchwood, Tiny dog interruptions, Waiting for Harry, LEGO Video Games, and The Awesomeness that is Kung-Fu Elton John. Plus - Leslie knows how chemistry works, Stubbs doesn't want to do Homework, Dani loves Timothy Dalton, Adam Nerd-rages over Trilogies, Gozer growls, and Dan giggles at a big flapping hole. All this and more await your Super Spy Sound Sweepers in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 95: Brains, Skills, Skipping Rope
Greetings Demons, Wizards, Mercenaries, Sexbots, and Tactical Robot Angels with Jetpacks! We summoned a homunculus and killed a motherfucker with a sweater as we watched DAEMONIUM! Topics include Spanish movies, Vanishing tarot cards, Lack of time travel, Tactical robots, Who calls themselves Razorback, TMNT 2, Ice sabers, Foreign films, Ghost in the Shell, Memento, and the importance of cohesive storytelling. Plus - Adam says WHAT?! A bunch of times, Leslie has lots of whirlpools, Jeff doesn't want to pick up what it's putting down, and Dan misses some shit. All this and more await your angelic android audio receptors in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 94: Android Chicks and Laser Shit - FUCK YEAH!
Greetings Aspiring Actresses, and Singing Starlets! We took some pills and climbed Mt. Everest to reach THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS! Topics include Men in Tights, The Holy Mountain, Judy Garland, Elvis, Drugs, and Blowjobs. Plus - Adam says FUCK YOU KEVIN! Dani says FUCK YOU KEVIN! Leslie says FUCK YOU KEVIN! Dan says FUCK YOU KEVIN! Stubbs says FUCK YOU KEVIN! Sam says FUCK YOU KEVIN! And Jeff would like to punch Kevin in the dick on principle. All this and more await your pill popping ear holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 93: In The Shadow of the Valley of MEH
Greetings Aspiring Actors, and Terrible Terrorists! We stole cream puffs and accidentally stowed away on a cruise ship as we watched THE IMPOSTERS! Topics include Silent Movie, Happy: The Suicidal Lounge Singer, How tall Oliver Platt is, Super long build ups to great jokes, A Life Less Ordinary, Monty Python, Comedic Timing, On-Screen Chemistry, Male Rompers, and Smoke coming from the brown hole. Plus - Sam puts her phone down, Leslie isn't a brilliant comedic actor, Jeff doesn't say boat whistle, Starbuck takes a drink, and Dan loses his train of thought. All this and more await your EXCELLENT!!! ear holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 92: You Stole My Death
Oh Hi Mark! We entered and promptly exited The Room as we watched THE DISASTER ARTIST! Topics include The Room, Tommy Wiseau, Investing in Korean Yo-yo and Pleather Jacket distribution, Bad fake beards, Cancerous plot twists, Ben Stiller, Cringe-comedies, Stewart, Played out sketch comedy characters, Creep, Pictures of spoons, The Matrix, and Hunter S Thompson. Plus - Leslie might light this dude on fire and run, Dani loves a beautiful trainwreck, Jeff speculates on Tommy's secret origin, and Stubbs doesn't care about Mike. All this and more await your obviously insane ear holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 91: Fantastic Disaster
Greetings Godlike Poets and Uninvited Guests! We found our inspiration and ate a baby amidst total chaos as we watched MOTHER! Topics include Unwelcome Visitors, Religious Symbolism, Non-religious symbolism, Analogies, Metaphors, The Hills Have Eyes, The Giving Tree, High Rise, Catcher in the Rye, Dances With Wolves, Avatar, Unobtainium, Symbolism Bibs, The Bible, Poetry, Alien 3, Halloween 3, Ben Stiller, and Big Brown Dicks. Plus - Leslie isn't wrong, Dani sings Danzig, Sam looks stuff up, and Dan gets touched in the bad place. All this and more stands to be cast into your Garden of Eardrums in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 90: Now Who's At The Door?!
Greetings Documentarians and Drama Queens! We had a murderous midlife crisis, and enjoyed a green smoothie as we watched CREEP 2. Topics include Turtles, Protagonists, Jump Scares, Feeling Midlifey, Peachfuzz, Green Smoothies, Scripted vs Improv, Having a Creep-Off, Charming Serial Killers, How to Avoid Being Chopped Up By Serial Killers, Manipulation, Hollywood, Sara Loves Her Juicy Fruit, Creep 3, Tubby Time, Carver, Bubba, Independent Film, and Gus. Plus - Jeff has no recollection of Creep, Dani tells a story, Jay wonders how turtles breathe, Dan is ready to stab people at Starbuck's, and Adam reads an email. All this and more await your Encountering Ear-holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 89: What Would Coppola Do?
Greetings Devils and Dog-men! We summoned spirits with drool and played a drinking game with The Devil as we watched BUBBA THE REDNECK WEREWOLF. Topics include Proper responses to being a werewolf, Reading, Frankenhooker, Teen Wolf, Garfield minus Garfield, Sign gags, Cwaffee, Biker Bob: Master of the Two Stroke Engine, Zern's, Tucker & Dale, Aliens vs Predator, and Satanic Bananas. Plus - Leslie forgets about supercrack, Dan is rabid, Jeff disapparates, Jay wants to go down on Rusty, and Stubbs is a Porta-John. All this and more await your Satan-Cursed Sound Dishes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 88: Being A Motherfucking Werewolf
Greetings Truckers & Bible Salesmen! We holed up at the Dixie Boy and resisted our new 18 wheeled overlords as we watched MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. Topics include Stephen King lore, Cocaine, Hunter S. Thompson, Erectile dysfunction, Leslie's computer, Creepshow, Russians, Weather Satellites, Were the cars alive or possessed, Podcast and chill, Truck stop showers, The Green Goblin truck, Practical Effects, Chicken vs Egg, Failed movie references Interpretative Mummering, and Glitter bombs. Plus - Sam changes faces, Dani has several questions, Stubbs is property, and Dan gives a synopsis in record time. All this and more await your self-propelled sound catchers in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 87: Minimum Wage Against The Machines
Greetings Psychics and Psychopaths! We channel hopped and body swapped as we watched Wes Craven's SHOCKER. Topics include killer recliners, yelling at Dan, movies that this has inspired, the logistics of electric body jumping, amazing puns, Wes Craven's writing process, why the girlfriend deserved to die, Mitch Pileggi, tubed meats, lightish red armor, bayonets, penis jokes, Cash for Christ, Critters, purity beams, really long torsos, sound boards and Preston & Steve. Plus - Grgg speaks Wookie, Stubbs yells at Dan, Leslie wants a revolver of holding, Adam forgets to silence his phone, Dani is hungry for bologna, and Dan has an aneurysm. All this and more await your electro-voodoo ear holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 86: Two in the Pinker
Greetings Cute and Cuddly Costumed Cannibals! We died a dozen gruesome deaths and didn't buy a dinosaur as we watched THE BUNNYMAN MASSACRE. Topics include imdb reviews, creepy old school bunny suits, cannon fodder victims, Jurassic Park, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, Halloween, Hush, cannibalism, snuff films, eating dessert first, lobster, clams vs scallops, vaginas and seafood, zima, durian, decent low budget practical effects, school bus exits, Damon Lindelof (that no-talent fucking hack) and pedo jokes. Plus - Kelly is a lobster, Leslie wants to hit somebody with a lamp, Dan explains how money works, Adam creates the ultimate origin for the Bunnyman, and Jay doesn't want to compare vaginas to seafood anymore. All this and more await your floppy, fuzzy, audio faculties in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 85: The Waskawwy Weapon Wielding Wabbit
Greetings Terrorized Children and Horrific Harlequins! We joined The Losers Club and took a balloon as we watched IT. Topics include The IT that was, The IT that is, and the IT that could have been. Plus - Adam and Jeff actually stay on topic the whole damn time in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 84: Killer Clown with a Puggy Face
Greetings Kung Fu Cops and Crocodile Men! We fought Nazis, Sentient Arcade-Cabinet Robots and Invading Aliens as we watched KUNG FURY and RAKKA. Topics include Kung Fuhrer, Kurt Russel, 80's movie tropes, He-Man, King Hiss, Fighting Games, Epic Puns, Lazer Raptors, Brain Jelly, 80's commercials, Bird lactation, Ridley Scott, Sigourney Weaver, Neil Blomkamp, Prometheus, Black Goo, Covenant, characterization, District 9, Fear of new things, and Dances with Wolves. Plus - Andrew explains how a pun works, Dani goes sideways, Jeff envisions a better movie than Prometheus, and Adam has a nervous breakdown. All this and more await your nostalgic noise catchers in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 83: Eat My Shorts
Greetings Wizards, Warriors, and Farmers named Farmer! We sieged the dungeon in the name of the king as we watched IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE. Topics include Ray Liotta's face on Cocaine, Uwe Boll, Hot Lesbian Tree Ladies, Burt Reynolds, Guido the Black, Boss fights, Flaming Catapulting Orcs, Ninjas, Warlock, Beastmaster 2, Frankenhooker, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Accidental Sequels and Abnormally Large Turnips. Plus - Dan loves Guido the Black, Leslie loves this movie, Dani has a different experience, and Stubbs offers to light himself on fire. All this and more await your psychic sword-fighting sound collectors in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 82: The Greasy Hand of Guido the Black
Greetings Zombies and Commuters! We removed the head, destroyed the brain and bid a fond farewell to the legendary George Romero by watching one of the best movies in the genre that he created, TRAIN TO BUSAN. Topics include Zombies, zombie movie tropes, foreign zombie movies, subtitles vs dubbing, punching zombies in the face, the moral of most stories, Zombie eyesight, Squishy zombies, Harrison Ford, Blade Runner, Point Break, and the tensile strength of a human skull. Plus - Dani needs a cough drop, Sam snorts, Dan is wrong again, Jeff and Leslie beat each other with sticks, and we say a few words about George Romero. All this and more await your undead ear holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 81: Dad of the Dead
Greetings Wizards, Warriors and Wannabes! We went to Thailand and lived an authentic medieval lifestyle Bro, as we watched KING ARTHUR AND THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE (no it wasn't). Topics include unscented baby wipes, Movies by The Asylum, Marble-mouthed Mordred, The surprising lack of King Arthur, the knights, and the Round Table. Resident Evil, The Protector, the names in the credit roll, how mockbusters work, and Nicolas Cage. Plus - Jeff does math, Adam makes rattlesnakes look cuddly, Dan kinda prays for Mothra, and Dani gets a golf-clap. All this and more await your alien-enchanted ear holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 80: Space Goths vs The Dude-bros of The Round Table.
Greetings Mad Scientists, Mercenaries, and Mutant Monsters! We obtained the powers of plants and became one with the bog as we watched SWAMP THING. Topics include mansions and gas stations in the swamp, How not to be seen, Mortal Kombat, How to make an escape, Super hero costumes, 80's toy guns, exploding guns, the different Swamp Thing suits, Swamp Thing toys, and a disturbing lack of alligators. Plus - Dani is naturally buoyant, Stubbs mimes to the mic, Leslie does have a problem, and Dan uses his big boy words. All this and more await your swampy sound catchers in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 79: Swamp-ster Mash
Greetings Operators and Managers! We crunched entities and proved that 100 = 0 as we watched THE ZERO THEOREM. Topics include Home Goods, Life and research before The Internet, The Misinformation Age, Terry Gilliam, 12 Monkeys, Heath Ledger, Eavesdropping Amazon, Matt Damon, American Gods, Christof Waltz, Inglourious Basterds, God is Commerce, and Paranoia in Religion. Plus - Sam's fridge is possessed, Julia Child recommends a cheese, Vince goes shopping for lamp shades, and Leslie would rather stay home with her psychosis. All this and more await your existential earholes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 78: Everything is Nothing