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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa overcome tech issues while talking about the Rachel Nichols exposing herself, Richard Branson racing Jeff Bezos to space and the creation of an old man sex doll
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's happy thoughts, Disney losing a wage lawsuit, and overdue tips finally being paid out to Drizly drivers.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their feelings towards the new year, why people are turning down promotions, and why personality descriptions should be removed from performance reviews.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about art gifts, overdue library books, and reward money.
*** We're on vacation for EOY. We will be back 1/9/25. Enjoy the Holidays!***
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about holiday season, running a dentist office out of the kitchen, and East Coast drones.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mary Magdeline being hidden in a famous painting, Lotto winner claiming that he should have won twice, and Shalewa's concert travels.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Luigi, robbing athletes and AI in the game apps.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trophies left in a cab, Beyonce named the top Billboard artist of the last decade, and Italy banning AirBnB self check-in.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Coca Cola's AI ads, Orcas making fashion statements, and the fried chicken Shalewa won't eat.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fart walks, fashionable deer, and scheming on Macy's.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Drake's lawsuit, holiday traveling safety, and Trump making calls on unsecured lines.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rapping with Mark Zuckerberg, teenagers changing the world through science, and life on a commercial set.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the creation of a women's proffesional baseball league, accidently having too many fancy mice, and the Pentagon failing its audit.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Olympic horses winning military medals, cops eating samosas, and 77 year old cake.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the comfort that comes from terrible ninja movies, Trumps first office appointments, and 43 Monkeys on the run.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Weezer Blue, Michelin star ice cream, and the most beautiful bat in the world.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election, shady ambulance practices and Elon buying votes.
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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get rid of dead horses in Wyoming, and donating organs while still alive.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about racist vacuums, the $47 Thanksgiving meal at Aldis, and how to save money on magazines.
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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Giant Pumpkin contest and African wildcats being found in Chicago
No Bonus Episodes next week. See you next Thursday!
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