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Two men of class, sophistication, and low IQ, take a look at society, relationships, and more. Jon and Jackson discuss the ups and downs of being in your early 20s during the worst time to be alive in modern history. Welcome to The Wasted Prime Podcast.
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Due to being busy, we could not record so we are unarchiving the original test recording of the pod!! The audio quality is TRASH but it's pure and funny and at some point Jon's dad walks in so this episode really has it all, on the Wasted Prime
Murder, CGI, cock rings, geology, poetry, and linguistic history. This episode has it all. Listen up and get educated by your favorites, on the Wasted Prime.
That's right baby, we're back for another episode! I don't even know what's in this episode but it's fucking rad so take a listen and let the ecstasy take you to new places, on the Wasted Prime Podcast
Curses, conspiracies, sex stuff. Just another average day here at the Wasted Prime.
Look we know we let you down. You counted on us to be there every week bringing you the sweet, sweet sounds of our voices. Entering the ears, and going right to your cerebral cortex. But we're back to scratch that audio itch babydoll! And we're here to stay! So strip down, put on your softest robe, pour yourself a tall glass of our voices, and Drink. It. IN.
We’re back and discovering racist jewelry. Jackson fights deaf kids and then revolutionizes traffic systems. Jon loves Kanye like Kanye loves Kanye. And Coachella is headlined by Imagine Dragons and Seal. It's the latest episode of the Wasted Prime
WE'RE BACK BABY.
JON HAS BIG NEWS!! We also dig into the most legendary scam of all time. We assess pre-crime behavior and mojitos. What the FUCK happened to Quizno’s?? I WANT A FUCKING HOT SANDWICH. Sorry in advance for how fucking horny you’re going to be by the end of this episode. Everybody gonna be fuckin’ in the last 5 minutes. It’s week 16 here on the Wasted Prime Podcast *kiss kiss*
BOBCAT ATTACKED MY WIFE AND OUR AUDIO IS GARBAGE
Would you rather have 1 penny or $1 million? The answer may surprise you. We’re back with the hard hitting business questions such as “would you rather have more money or less money?” and “do you have a job?” Also Jackson’s going to pull a royal family on his step step cousin. Also a white woman named Krishnaya is suffocated by… not dying? We’re not really sure what’s going on with that on the 14th episode of the Wasted Prime.
This week on the Wasted Prime we bring a lot to the table. Lots of fresh content. New, hip, current content. It’s hot off the press action here on episode 13. Ahead of its time if we’re honest. Nothing but new ideas and fresh vibes. Mental stability is the name of the game on the newest episode, of the Wasted Prime baby. *kisses*
It’s almost St. Patty’s Day and we’re celebrating by hitting the hard stuff: Nazi automotive manufacturing, Thomas Jefferson’s paternity case(s), and hard liquor. That’s right, you’re gonna listen to us without our cleverly constructed veil of sobriety and wit, so buckle the fuck up. This is our longest episode yet, so grab a beer and come hate yourself with us.
On this week’s episode of the Wasted Prime, Jon eats gummy bears the whole time… It’s noticeable. Jackson’s shit schedule has the efficiency of the German train system. We also turbo charge a ’96 Civic. Nobody can figure out how they possibly drive into an In N Out. HOAs are essentially hate groups. And Jackson’s anger reaches new bounds with Jon’s provocation. It’s the 9th episode of the Wasted Prime baby girl.
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On Episode 7 of the Wasted Prime, we introduce ourselves again to the two of you who listen and don’t know us. We also learn that all of you need help. Like seriously. Listening to us this religiously has to be some sort of mental condition. Jon makes a gym friend while gravity takes Jackson’s shoulder by force. Jon saturates the gene pool while Jackson fucks Nickelback or something, I think. How do shirt sizes work? And then another fuck you to any real estate agents out there :) sincerely, the Wasted Prime Podcast!
This week on the Wasted Prime, the boys are down horrendous. Tragically if we're honest. Our hunts for love are abysmal and sports turn out to not be either of our strengths - especially Jon. Some serious conversation ensues for a few minutes which makes Jackson uncomfortable. Jon reveals the origins of the women he would let ruin his life while Jackson's hair starts making a second quarter comeback. It's the 6th episode of the Wasted Prime Podcast.
In this even longer and more uncut episode of the Wasted Prime, the boys start off a little low energy with Super Bowl talk. Jackson makes some... interesting predictions. Jon is back in the gym but our sleep schedules are fucked. An architect regrets his designs to an extreme degree. Morgan Wallen somehow fails upwards with his racial slurs, and Jackson's roommate interrupts with some sweet, sweet, sweet potato talk. Finally Jon brings us to climax and we go off the rails. It's the fifth episode of the Wasted Prime.
On this week’s episode of the Wasted Prime, the boys come in hot with financial theories surrounding gold and foie gras. Jon’s back in the gym and off the coin. Jackson explains graphs and Jon yells at him. Pips get increased in cashapp mate. Finally the financial wizards hit Broadway in a two-man show train wreck, known as the Wasted Prime.
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