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is culture bad for you? God it feels terrible right now. You can find the written version of this, as well as links to documents mentioned and the best photo of me every taken, right about ⁠here

This week's text is about the Sound Voice Project at the Royal Opera House, down in the Lindbury Theatre. Three performances of works about voice loss. read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/sound-voice The Sound Voice project's run at ROH has ended, but the old event link is here, and the digital version of the programme. SVP's website is here.

I got a subscription to the National Theatre streaming service. More theatre reviews to come, but we're starting here with the Grenfell play. The written version of this is on The White Pube website.

a text for Jasleen Kaur's Turner Prize installation (Alter Altar) at the Tate Britain. read the text here: thewhitepube.co.uk/alter-altar ica tickets for 5th Nov: ica.art/learning/poor-artists

I wrote this in ONE day do NOT judge me. Written version of the review is here. Our book Poor Artists is out now! in shops and in libraries and some people are just carrying it with them like a cool accessory. Get yours now !

This week's text is about Imran Perretta's A Riot in Three Acts @ Somerset House, a lament for a dead city, mourning London. read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/riotin3acts

you lot LOVE a film review so you're in luck because I haven't read a book in a month and the only game I'm playing is Overwatch competitive mode and no one wants to hear about that. Here's a review of the new body horror film The Substance dir by Coralie Fargeat. You can find the text version of this on our website here & thank you for making the release of Poor Artists such a party!!!

This week's text is about A Study of Saint Francis, an exhibition of paintings by Ellie Cotton at General Assembly. I saw a painting that i couldn't stop looking at!! read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/saint-francis & IF U HAVEN'T HEARD! our book, Poor Artists, is out now !!! 🍋🎂🍰🧁🍋🎂🍰🧁🍋🎂🍰🧁🍋🎂🍰🧁🍋🎂🍰🧁

I forgot to say: PLEASE COMMENT A TOOTH emoji on our instagram if you pass through here. my BRAIN IS FRIED. text version here 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 October 3rd is fast approaching so the FINAL reminder: you can pre-order our book, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Poor Artists, here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (& ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here if ur in the US⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠). & thank you to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠friends & supporters on Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- if you'd like to support our work, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠pls see our support page⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for all the many ways u can do that. AHHHH

This week's text is a review of *Dream Machines*, a lecture by Rebecca Moss, about movement, machines, industrialisation, automation, Dada and Surrealism. All delivered on the swan pedalos at Stratford Olympic Park. read the text here: thewhitepube.co.uk/dream-machines October 3rd is fast approaching so yet another reminder: you can pre-order our book, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Poor Artists, here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (& ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠here if ur in the US⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠). & thank you to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠friends & supporters on Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- if you'd like to support our work, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠pls see our support page⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for all the many ways u can do that. mwah mwah bye!

To celebrate the return of Prima Facie to cinemas from September 12-Dec 5, we have two tickets and a bunch of merchandise to give away to one person who comments a judge emoji on today's Instagram post 👩‍⚖️🧑‍⚖️👨‍⚖️ If you missed Prima Facie the first time it was in cinemas, or maybe you want to see it again because it is so good?, leave ya comment below for a chance to win two tickets to see it at any of the 700 locations it’ll be playing in, PLUS a hoodie, PLUS a badge, PLUS a signed play text. We’re also re-posting our Prima Facie review from 2022 for you to read on the white pube website/listen on our podcast. I really think Jodie Comer is the actress of our generation lmao. I said it then and I’m glad I get to say it again. See you in the comments and thank you to the lovely people at National Theatre Live for putting Prima Facie back on the big screen. I can probably count on one hand the amount of times we have done adverts so I hope you trust I back this completely!! T&C's: The winner, who will receive one Prima Facie goody bag and 2x cinema tickets, will be picked at random on 10th September and contacted by DM. If we don’t receive a reply within 24 hours another winner will be chosen. One entry per person. Open to UK residents only. Prize is non-transferrable.

a text about slow art, and also My Year of Rest and Relaxation, and Tehching Hsieh, and sickness, but mostly slowness -- u can find the text version here & u can find book pre-order link here

This is a text about a specific painting: The Unbearable Lightness of Forgetting My Name by Noorain Inam, that I saw a couple months back at Noorain's solo show, Go back to sleep, it’s just the wind at Indigo + Madder. It's also a text about painting and imagining, your mind's eye and clarity, about feeling like things are over there but then also within you. read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/noorain-inam-TULOFMN & if u don't know, now u know: you can pre-order our book, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Poor Artists, here⁠⁠⁠⁠ (& ⁠⁠⁠⁠here if ur in the US⁠⁠⁠⁠). Thank you to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠friends & supporters on Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- if you'd like to support our work, ⁠⁠⁠⁠pls see our support page⁠⁠⁠⁠ for all the many ways u can do that. & HAVE A NICE BANK HOL!!! love u! xxxx

watching a film about distance and love in a week like this week! read the text on the website: thewhitepube.co.uk/laisul-otherside & FYI, CHEEKY PLUG: you can pre-order our book, ⁠⁠⁠Poor Artists, here⁠⁠⁠ (& ⁠⁠⁠here if ur in the US⁠⁠⁠). Thank you to our ⁠⁠⁠friends & supporters on Patreon⁠⁠⁠ -- if you'd like to support our work, ⁠⁠⁠pls see our support page⁠⁠⁠ for all the many ways u can do that. & HAVE A NICE SUNDAY!!! love u! xxxx

a review! I'm sick! what's new. you can find the written version of this on our website; you can pre-order our book here; pat yourself on the back for making it through another week on this hellplanet

thinking about Serban Savu's 'what work is' Romanian pavilion at the Venice Biennale read the text here: ⁠thewhitepube.com/work⁠ WHILE I AM HERE: you can pre-order our book, ⁠⁠Poor Artists, here⁠⁠ (& ⁠⁠here if ur in the US⁠⁠). Thank you to our ⁠⁠friends & supporters on Patreon⁠⁠ -- if you'd like to support our work, ⁠⁠pls see our support page⁠⁠ for all the many ways u can do that. & HAVE A NICE SUNDAY!!! love u! xxxx

This week's text is a mini review of a group show in Strand News, the newsagent where i buy a peanut butter kit kat chunky almost every weekday. Ft work by: Athen Kardashian and Nina Mhach Durban, Eden Chau-Morrow, Marcus Jefferson and Xooset, and curated by Tom Mouna. read the text here: thewhitepube.com/strand-news WHILE I AM HERE: you can pre-order our book, ⁠Poor Artists, here⁠ (& ⁠here if ur in the US⁠). Thank you to our ⁠friends & supporters on Patreon⁠ -- if you'd like to support our work, ⁠pls see our support page⁠ for all the many ways u can do that. & HAVE A NICE SUNDAY!!! love u! xxxx

I'm tired!!!!! you know the deal. the written version of this text is on our website.

a vignette about looking through windows, a love letter to the shrimp in Tai Shani's THE WORLD TO ME WAS A SECRET: CAESIOUS, ZINNOBER, CELADON, AND VIRESCENT @ the cosmic house read it here: thewhitepube.co.uk/taishani-cosmichouse WHILE I AM HERE: you can pre-order our book, Poor Artists, here (& here if ur in the US). Thank you to our friends & supporters on Patreon -- if you'd like to support our work, pls see our support page for all the many ways u can do that. & HAVE A NICE SUNDAY!!! love u! xxxx

text version of this review here; our boat is going to be uploaded here; book cover reveal here!!!