The Who Wears the Pants Podcast

Marriage can be hard. Gordon and Kylie make it fun! Join them, every Tuesday to hear how they hash out some of marriages silliest arguments. They battle back and forth on who wears the pants with love, humor, and a whole lot of sass!

EP 100 We Made It

Finally made it to 100 EPISODES! It only took three years! Kylie discovered that Gordon sucks at carving meat. AND Kylie tries to "Keep it 100" with a new game.

01-27
37:16

EP 99 Salad Hider

Kylie didn't want to tell Gordon that the salad she bought (that she was definitely going to eat) was going bad. So instead she gave it away to her co-workers, along with more healthy food she bought. But then she accidently told Gordon. Good job Kylie! AND Gordon won Fantasy Football, well he won 1 of his 6 leagues. A win is a win right? PLUS Kylie plays "What Came First" and dominates!

01-19
44:12

EP 98 The Movies

Gordon and Kylie hate going to the movies! Well.... mostly Kylie. Whether it's kids talking, and old man couching, or Gordon sleeping. The movies are always ruined for Kylie. Maybe she just hates everyone?? PLUS This week Gordon tires to remember movies he's slept through!

01-11
45:41

EP 97 Vacation Recap

Gordon and Kylie are back from vacation! They re-count their entire trip. From Kylie having to pee in a cup in the middle of the freeway, to being stuck inside because Western Washington got two feet of snow!

01-05
01:04:10

EP 95 It's Not That I Forgot, I Just Wasn't Listening

Was Gordon listening or did he forget what Kylie wanted for Christmas? Either way, he tries to redeem himself. And what's your thoughts on Christmas music? ... Do you hate it like Gordon does or is he just a Scrooge?!

12-15
40:26

EP 94 Gordon's Getting Coal For XMAS

A HUGE Xmas packed episode! Kylie made DIY gifts for everyone AGAIN... but this time they actually turned out well! Gordon mashed up 'War Pigs' with 'Deck the Halls' and it is GLOURIOS!! PLUS Kylie tries to finish Christmas songs.

12-09
53:40

EP 93 You Know?

Someone do the math how many times does Gordon say "You Know" in this episode??Kylie got the baby fever today and she hates it!! Damn her impulse control, no wonder she changes her hair every three months. AND Kylie plays Wife Wisdom.

12-01
48:47

EP 92 Back From Vacation

Gordon and Kylie are officially ON AIR!! Well... for 90 second increments.. But still!! Gordon is back from his very busy vacation and breaks down each day! PLUS Kylie Tries to Remember the Lyrics!

11-24
54:04

EP 91 The Train Wreck of an Episode

Gordon's on vacation so Kylie took over the episode! Her friend Kelsey joins all the way from CANADA!! Well not really... but she is Canadian. This episode truly proves that Gordon needs to run the show. Especially when it comes to being the Quiz Master!!!

11-16
27:08

EP 90 One Penny

Gordon is getting ready to go on vacation! Leaving Kylie behind *insert sad face.* Before he leaves Gordon can't help but give Kylie crap about her cooking skills, and her helping hands. PLUS Kylie tries to solves RIDDLES!

11-10
42:16

EP 89 Smelling Roses

Gordon opens this episode with a burst of positive energy and great life advice! Kylie and Gordon actually had a great Halloween weekend! PLUS Kylie Ruins Movies She's Never Seen Before!

11-02
45:15

EP 88 Unwanted Halloween Plans

Gordon and Kylie have Halloween plans but they both don’t want to go! Gordon has to work at the one and only club in Fargo and Kylie is going along for the ride. PLUS Kylie tries to pronounce words and give the definition for them. She does not do well….

10-27
43:02

EP 87 Finally Watched Squid Games

Kylie and Gordon finally started watching Squid Games. They almost didn't come and do a podcast they got so sucked in! AND Jane gave Gordon a call just to spoil the end of the new James Bond movie!! PLUS Kylie had an interesting way to stop her from crying while cutting onions.

10-20
53:02

EP 86 Kylie Sucks With Her Money

Kylie yelled the F-Word at a McDonald's drive thru... EVERYONE heard her! PLUS Gordon tries to understand how Kylie can be so terrible with her money! She dives into all the dirty and spendy $$ details. AND Can Kylie Remember the Lyrics? SPOILER: No.

10-13
55:20

EP 85 “It’s My Birthday”

You can tell when Gordon comes up with podcast description. He keeps short & sweet….It’s Kylie’s birthday!

10-05
45:22

EP 84 SIT DOWN!

What a packed episode! Gordon and Kylie have had a very busy couple of weekends. Gordon's mom Jane came to visit and then joins them on the podcast. After Jane left to go back home, G&K joined a few friends at the Seahawk vs. Vikings game. Where Kylie proceeded to get yelled at by a crazy Vikings fan more than twice her age!

09-28
58:53

EP 83 Vagina-cologist

After years of nagging Gordon to go to the doctor it finally occurs to him that KYLIE hasn't gone to the doctor in 10 years!! What a hypocrite! Kylie explains why it took her so long to see a doctor, and how having health insurance is a game changer! AND Gordon and Kylie do a deep dive on their first ever 5k run. PLUS They bring back Testing the Teacher this time with a new name.

09-21
45:02

EP 82 More Money, More Fantasy Football

Gordon almost died giving blood! Somebody forgot the golden rule when it comes to blood donations EAT FOOD!! What time is it? Fantasy Football time! Gordon shares how much money it cost for him to be in multiple fantasy football and baseball leagues! But some leagues he could win big $$$! AND Kylie tries to finish song lyrics. We apologize in advance for having to hear her sing!

09-15
40:16

Daisy

So real and so fun! I love Kylie and Gordon!

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