Ya, Thor is cool, Apollo is cool, but do kids get candy and chocolate eggs for Thor? Nope! Apollo don't hide no eggs! Only one religion has bunny costumes and jelly beans! Only one savior can get these Americans one single day off work by dying. Separation of Church and State doesn't count when it comes to Christian holiday, but every other religion can suck it! You go to work! They only care about Gods that die and come back, but also just white ones. I know, we all know real Jesus was black. Jesus was a person of color. But somehow they got a couple paintings of a white fiction Jesus and decided it was OK to worship him and now we get a day off work. Good times! I say imaginary friends for everybody if I can get a day off work! It's the Worstcase.......
Yup, they indicted him. The Orange One will be doing the perp walk. GOPers are freakin the f out about how unfair it is when somebody on their side has to actually pay for their crimes. It's all "Law & Order" out one side of the mouth and crybaby wah wah out the other. Now we live in a world where 'conservative' people can't find a person good enough to lead them besides a twice divorced conman criminal from New York City. How does this make sense? I know, I know, they really don't want to pay taxes and they hate when we ask them to stop polluting the air and water, but they can't find an actual conservative person without any rape charges? I just don't get it, it just won't make sense. How is that turd the best they got? How?!?!? I just can't accept that this is real anymore and starting to believe this all might be a simulation, it's the Worstcase......
The Queen is dead, long live the king. We lived through some history! It was boring useless history, but it happened while we were alive. That's about it for news this week. Trump is still out in these streets looking for a special master to go through his stolen documents. Is that important? We stopped understanding what's going on with Trumpgate weeks ago. All I know is he did that stuff, whatever it was, he definitely did it all. It's the worstcase......
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The world is on fire and Gen Z is taking down governments and Americans are complaining about Cracker Barrel logos and Taylor Swift lyrics about dongs. We don't cover any of that this week, we aren't current and we have no desire to stoop down to the listeners level. We be bangin and ya'll can recognize or not, either way we gonna eat your lunch, this is the worstcase.......
Oh ya, Commander Bone Spurs addresses his generals with a speech about how great Obama was at walking down stairs. You know, old man type of stuff. Trump is weird and gross and we don't want no part of that mess, it's the worstcase...
Hey, it's a podcast description. It's an hour full of two old guys talking about things they can't possibly understand. Jimmy Kimmel came back because the company caved. Go fash, lose cash! We don't watch Kimmel and don't even really like him, but hey when then come for comedy it's time to prep the go bags. Get 'r done biatches, it's the worst case....
Jerk tells a fun story about a trip to a local park after we discuss how Matt Damon is gonna feel about Jimmy Kimmel or whatever. Free speech! You can't be patriotic if you hate half your neighbors. America is made of the people in it, not the dirt. So ya, a lot of the people seem kinda angry and stupid right now, and not at the price of groceries for some reason. Have you bought coffee lately? Damn! Stop being angry about stuff that don't touch you and get mad at the cost of cheese for god's sake. Meh.
Well, I guess Trump saved free speech! Yay! Free Speech, that thing in the constitution? Ya, you can say what you want, unless you disagree with Great Leader, but who would do that? Oh, what a grand time to be alive! When you can lose your job for your opinion! Yes, that is Free Speech, the freedom to not say some things cuz they make some people feel bad about the things they say and do. Sliding into the end times baby, we named this podcast the right thing cuz it's all over kids. Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Blah Blah Blah, it's two old white dudes complaining about things. Yay, he says ironically. Ya, we got topics and jokes, we got an hour of entertainment for you. We got jump cuts due to bad editing and batteries running out. This is real! So ya, listen up dummies, it's the worstcase.....
Descriptions mean nothing. What's the point? Do you actually read this? Am I supposed to put keywords here like funny politics? Maybe a new keyword like Trumpstien? Broligarchy made it into the dictionary this week, which is kinda messed up. Who cares, it's the worstcase......
Oh Yes! We Back! Oh ya Bishes, we in the house, we gonna argue about Trump and Epstein and Puffy cuz every day is repeat in the damn news. Don't question the party! It's the Worstcase......
It's a placeholder. Summer vacations overlapped, hangovers happened, we missed a few weeks, this is just a joke to hold you over, we will be right back to normal programming in next week.
Another day another link between Trump and Epstein. Those guys were close friends. It's sad that Donald has to pretend to not like his good friend, especially when Donald has so few friends. He loved Jeffery so much that he drew pictures for him. This is just gross and conservatives are still the worst. Whenever I hear him say 'witch-hunt" I remember that conservatives will lie if means they get to kill a woman. That is what a witch hunt is.
This world is f'd. Straight up lost, like to the point of being silly. It's another dumb week and Elon made his A.I. start being as nazi as he is, trump is all caught up in Epsteingate, but they won't care maybe. It's just all so stupid. -and ya, I know, the sound quality is garbage, we know, we have fixed the problem and hopefully it's better next week. But hey, it's free, so take it.
Oh, we're just so clever. You know it. We do have some sound issues on this episode, lot of echo and such. We know and we will try to do better. Meanwhile the Republicans started building concentration camps and dismantling the social safety net. I miss America.
Trump bombed Iran for money. That is the reason. Those bunker bombs cost more than you can imagine. The company that made them just got so rich that they now have more money to give to our conservative slave masters. Good job!
Taco fell? Kanye showed up at the Puffy trial? What? Now WW3 is starting? Nobody went to the Taco parade? Everybody protested at No Kings instead?What a bunch of douchy douche-nuggets, it's the Worst......
Stephen Miller having a week? He lost his hair, he's losing his wife, her new man is dissing his boss. Good times, yo, I'm gonna pop some popcorn and settle in. Also, don't say Elon is just trying to win back the left. He's over. You don't comeback from that salute and we hated him before all this.
Puff Diddly out here putting apple sauce on his chicky nuggys and I just can't take it no more. Stephen Miller is a punk and his wife left him for a goofy drug user that pees himself. This is your government now! it's the worst........