The Worst Game Of All Time

Dave and Paige watch their beloved Wellington Phoenix FC lose the same match over and over, the concept lovingly ripped off from the hit Worst Idea of All-Time podcast on the suggestion of NZ icon Guy Montgomery. Currently in their third season, they are watching the Phoenix lose 5-0 to Melbourne Heart in February 2014.

Volume

Janet joins the podcast as it takes a dire turn for one...

08-06
50:44

Hicks

The stings are BACK and Paige is an absolute menace with them, meanwhile Dave questions the credentials of tall people and loves Jason Hicks.

07-01
51:23

Cheese

Dave watched on the treadmill, Paige continues to (slowly) deliver and revelations about why Fancy Boi exists.

06-12
48:57

Etsy

Paige returns to form after a spicy noodle time to chat with Dave about how to illegally stream the A-League if you find yourself in 2010, chicken, and make some promises about bootleg merch.

06-10
55:55

Spicy

A second attempt at eating the noodles for Paige - will she finally be successful? Featuring Ash and Tim.Content Warning: Talk of vomit. 

04-30
42:47

Watch

Cocktail hour, noodle plans and expensive things - the key ingredients to another terrible watch of the game. 

04-14
57:10

Transaction

A debrief on the solo records, tight as a blanket and a very spicy kebab. Plus - a brief appearance by Daryl Braithwaite!

04-01
58:22

Punishment 2 (Paige Solo Episode)

It's Round 2 of the solo watches - it's TWGOAT meets Off Menu as Paige dives deep on supermarkets, TV shows and favourite meals. 

03-25
43:13

Punishment (Paige Solo Episode)

Paige completes her punishment for not finishing the noodles - a watch of the game and podcast recording all by herself. 

03-18
57:45

Leaf

Paige left her tomato sauce at Dave's last week.

03-10
01:00:21

Conceptual

Can you drink a sauce? Are birds real? And other conspiracy theories.This episode of TWGOAT is brought to you by the Polish Sausage Company.

03-03
58:11

Catchup

Dave and Paige have't spoken for three years, it's time to catch up.

02-24
58:50

Jellicle Chats 5

Day 5 - the end of an era. Goodbye Skimbleshanks.

07-15
51:51

Jellicle Chats 4

Day 4 - Mel joins in on the Jellicle Ball this time around and has a LOT of questions.

07-14
01:00:44

Jellicle Chats 3

Day 3 - they're still Jellicle. They're still 'cats'. And they're still horrendous.

07-13
41:49

Jellicle Chats 2

Day 2 of CATS week - Patrick deep dives down into the cast of CATS (2019) giving interviews about CATS (2019).

07-12
40:33

Jellicle Chats 1

It's CATS week! 5 watches of the worst/best movie from 2019 over the last two years, presented to you every day this week. First up -the long-awaited first watch of CATS (2019). Does Dave claw his eyes out? Does Patrick bask in the glory of Digital Fur Technology™️?

07-11
47:38

Noods

Dave feeds Patrick a bowl of ridiculously spicy inside noodles. The whole episode falls apart accordingly.

05-30
49:35

GoPro

Dave and Patrick analyse why the A-League has improved in quality, talk about spicy ramen and is 'invinceable' the right way to spell it?

05-24
56:09

Santa

Patrick tries a 'moshi' for the first time, and makes Dave guess what meat was in a specific savoury pie.

05-12
45:11

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