The Worst Idea Of All Time

 Please come to our live show in LAThe fellaz have made it to the windy city – Chicago and are performing in front of a live audience who have travelled far and wide to be part of the adventure. In spite of being in the city that’s home to Ferris Bueller, this has been a truly harrowing watch for the boiz who watched in their a leaky hostel abode. The knife’s here and picking questions, while Tim assembles some clues from the film. Guy wants Miranda's hair and a Worst Idea season two celebrity has made themselves known to The Fellaz via the medium of Instagram DMs.Photo credit: @rosemermaids on Instagram Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legendary Bond producer Albert 'Cubby' Broccoli is joined by the ghost of director Peter R. Hunt to present a Director's Commentary to 1969's On Her Majesty's Secret Service.GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPDEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"To understand how far we have come, we must look back to where we started." - the Frosty Fellas, 2021. Tim and Guy are putting a feather in their pornographic cap as they conclude a year (or so)'s worth of softcore pornography by revisiting where it all began; The 1974, French sensation starring Sylvia Kristel. Emmanuelle is a movie that is tethered to the later iterations and interpretations of the franchise by its name alone - Tim loves it! Further, the boiz are in a mood for reflection. Using the journey of the franchise as an allegory to discuss the state of modern cinema, they even find time to highlight the great Rick Moranis. Mr Lazenby stops by one more time to talk about his new hobby and the Boner Inspector comes for his final visit... But will he find what he has been looking for all this time?GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMP DEATHBLART: (tilldeathdousblart.com)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the end, my friends. The final only-released-in-Japan Emmanuelle has been found for the fellaz to watch and review by an anonymous person (thank you). This so called "Willy Wonka" Emmanuelle is disappointingly light on the parody of the beloved child-destroying vision by a Dutchman and instead is a boring story about nanotechnology. Bananas are back but will they be used in coitus? Penis straws are inserted between toes and Emmanuelle's deepest desire turns out to be turning into a James Cameron character (and not the one you'd first think). George and the Boner Inspector stop by and the boys make plans for the end of the season. GUY'S SPECIAL ON BANDCAMPSUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim has failed to source the Japanese-released Emmanuelle Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle so instead has found a heretofore unknown entry in the series: Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical also known as Emmanuelle in Wonderland. By far the least pornographic of any Emmanuelle these boiz have seen, it's a welcome repertory theatre-style, musical film with some occasional nipple. Borrowing elements from the Brothers Grimm, Sondheim's Into the Woods and Shrek, Emmanuelle finds herself solo through a wormhole in a fairytale land wandering through every single character you remember from your childhood. Original music, choreography and some very ropy performances from our triple threat actors make for a escapists dream (if you're closing out on watching almost every Emmanuelle ever made). Today we also discover Tim has never seen a single Shrek.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your beloved Frosty Fellaz may be finished watching pornography now, and what a journey it's been. Monty has not had a fun time with this 1978 British send up, Carry On, Emanuelle. In fact, he's named it potentially the worst movie he's ever seen. Timbo didn't fare quite so badly, enjoying the flick for its position as a cultural artifact and has a theory that Guy's comic sensibilities are to blame for his terrible time. Whatever the verdict, your boiz reminisce on this season in relation to Real Life™ and what may remain to truly end this run of the podcast.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beginning of this episode is lost to the sands of time but once the recorder started working Tim and Guy spent as long as humanly possible putting off talking about Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle's Supernatural Sexual Activity, as they both down a strong beer that Guy has bought each of them. It is revealed the fellaz have been cheating on the podcast by watching something called... good movies? Monty's also spent a lot of time looking up former All Blacks great Andrew Mehrtens on Wikipedia to find out if he's a father leading to speculation about how best to impose an overwhelming amount of pressure on Tim's new born son, Remy to be excellent at something.After thirty minutes, they finally get to talking turkey (porno) and agree that this film is an ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT of not just Emmanuelle Through Time but the entire Emmanuelle franchise so far. It is set in an astral plane possessed by all manner of overwhelmingly horny ghosts. The clarity of storytelling, comedic beats, accuracy of parody and horny sex scenes make for a very satisfying experience. George stops to cast a verdict on the latest Bond film and announce he is suing Walt Disney over the concept of merchandise.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In true Worst Idea style, the fellaz take on the first Emmanuelle Through Time series film, midway through watching the miniseries. Emmanuelle's Skin City does an excellent job of outlining what the heck Guy and Tim have been watching for the last couple of pornos - The reason and functionality of the blimp, and introducing all the characters we've already grown to know and be confused by. You know what's a good idea? A see-through observation deck on a blimp. Though possibly not if you're afraid of heights (a topic tackled in depth by both fellaz). In other movies news; Timbly has spent some time rewatching Primer and is excited by the time traveling / parallel universe implications of how he might kill another version of himself. Meanwhile, The Boner Inspector is humbled by dysentery and George Lazenby won't let go of ShadowPlay and merchandising opportunities.SUPPORT THE BOIZ ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tim, a famous porn enthusiast has seen his porn consumption take a tremendous dip since watching porn for a living, and frankly it is sad. This time the fellaz are getting down and dirty with a Twilight parody (with a lil True Blood thrown in) featuring two hot, brotherly vampires who are so sexy you just can't help but have sex with them. Emmanuelle Through Time: Emmanuelle and The Sexy Bite has more blimp, meta media narratives and more LED-lit sexy generators. The boiz also discuss the merits of having sex with your own shadow - a concept so sexually potent, it draws in one-time James Bond actor George Lazenby who starts adding a lot to the pitch.SUPPORT US ON PATREON (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys accidentally watch the seventh and final installment in Emmanuelle Through Time out of order and it does not go well. Tim's hospital bags packed and he's ready to be a dad. Guy is disappointed that this season has made him more grotesque and less sexual - notably the opposite of the films' intent. This particular outing features a lot of ideas and zero production value. Timbly's furious at the audio quality and both lads are confused by the use of sreen screen (not with effects, an actual green screen) as a backdrop with visible lighting stands in the shot. Emmanuelle.TV continues to baffle and amaze, and the age old question of whether the fellaz would have sex with themselves opens up a Looper style pitch to George Lazenby - a man who hates Joseph Gordon Levitt.JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Frosty Fellaz are back in the game because Emmanuelle has now decided to go Through Time for the franchise finale mini-series: Emmanuelle Through Time: Rod Steele 0014 & Naked Agent 0069. We're on a ROMP through time and space in a sex-powered, double ballooned blimp of all star soft core pornography. This exciting entry into the franchise sees a mash up of the world famous(?) Rod Steele franchise and the expansive world of Emmanuelle and also joining the fray - ACTUAL COMEDY! Steele is a Bond parody that keeps karate chopping young bucks and Tim and Guy are here for it.To see the mentioned "Who's on first" style Guy Man Scene, you can risk going to 22:11 at this dodgy web address: https://xhamster2.com/videos/emmanuelle-through-time-softcore-2890011JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This was a tough lockdown watch of Emanuelle: Private Collection - Jesse's Secret Desires but all Timbo and Guyguy want to chat about is 1997 hit film Boogie Nights. This softcorn porno is had ambitions of deep storytelling and plot but ended up coming across as a tonally confused Dick Wolf fever dream featuring too many characters trying to solve crimes and a distinct lack of Emanuelle. Though, credit were it's due - there was a pretty good twist! The Boner Inspector is potentially in the running for a total show ban and your trusted hosts question what they've learned on this season so far.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Once again - this was recorded before NZ's lockdown (which we're currently in at the time of release). The boiz are enjoying themselves in the company of this amazingly straight forward movie; Emmanuelle and the Art of Ecstasy. It doesn't matter that they used re-appropriated footage from previous movie to get itself over the line - this is one of the top tier Emmanuelles. A new genre of porn musical and sexy bible tales emerges from today's review and the Disciples finally having their wicked way with each other, plus a Good Samaritan helping someone cum. The Boner Inspector stops by with a new voice and a terrifying energy before mutually agreeing to take another week off.GUY'S COMEDY TOUR OF NZ! (guymontgomery.co.nz)SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT) JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com) MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight) ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An awful watch of the next Emmanuelle (Sex Goddess) for the Frosty Fellaz has the boiz listless and lashing out at each other. The Boner Inspector darkens our door but not for long, Guy's sending emails and Tim is losing his sh!t. The film is basically the lead trying to track down a person/concept/Goddess(?) named Abigail. George Lazenby makes possibly his all time greatest appearance on the show (by which we mean most stomach churningly terrible) and there's some chatter on M. Night Shyamalan.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's funky, it's kinky, it's another Emmanuelle (specifically 2004's Sexual Spells). We've got a writer, an escort and wealthy man with a great accent and facial hair to match. We've also got NZ comedian/known pervert Ben MacGougan to join the boiz for an Emmanuelle that is explicit in a brand new way (featuring an incredible sexual act taking place in a car with a sunroof).WATCH BEN: (Ben MacGougan - YouTube)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Liv McKenzie joins Guy. Tim, George and Mr Boner Inspector for some Transylvanian Ghost Sex discussion. Emmanuelle: The Sex Life of Ghosts has a fantastic premise (according to Tim) but is ultimately undone by the script, acting and vitally, the sound mix. There's heated debate about Pokémon Yellow and very spicy takes on American kitchens, not to mention the Sheryl Crowe.FOLLOW LIV: liv_ingthedreamJOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emmanuelle's back on the menu and today the Frosty Fellas watched Emmanuelle: The Sex Talk featuring the very same beautiful and terrible Dutch actor from Emmanuelle vs Dracula. Sadly, this is not a movie about parents talking to their teenage children about adolescence and safe sex, it is about a woman named Dr Brittany who hosts a wildly popular syndicated sex and relationship talk back radio show in the United States of America. The story is boring and nonsensical - A red headed woman might be bisexual, her boyfriend might be turned on and Emmanuelle might be trying to get her friend Brittany murdered. The Boner Inspector stops by to and fill out his backstory as a self-made man who not only inspects but also relieves boners! Owen Wilson is also here. George Lazenby has been listening along in a cupboard the entire episode and commissions an exciting new porno idea Tim pitches to the tune of $200.SUPPORT US ON PATREON: (patreon.com/TWIOAT)JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guyguy and Timbly have just watched Emmanuelle vs Dracula, written by young auteur Rolfe Kanefsky, a man who made his first feature film at 20 with a satirical horror film that pre-dates the original Scream film by five years! Today's softcore is a dreadfully boring film, drenched in mid-2000s fashion (both hair and clothing) and is decidedly Emmanuelle-light. The titular character is given very little to do until she has an orgasm competition with Dracula at the movie's climax - which admittedly is a fun cinematic idea!TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally, the lyrics of American Pie and plotline of Emmanuelle 2000 collide in this Ten Boners Out of Ten porn pastiche. Emmanuelle has lost the power of her mind control device because a high school student touched the digitally rendered pulsating butthole on his principal's computer leading to a body swap comedy featuring a cat in heat and hilarious teenage hijinks.The boys investigate the pomp and circumstance associated with US high school graduation ceremonies and compare them to their own experiences of leaving school in New Zealand. Guy reveals he is the recipient of an art prize despite never taking art as a subject. Is there a connection between Emmanuelle's Pie and the US Military Industrial Complex? It is impossible to say but the boiz discuss nonetheless. George Lazenby is not in good shape and we wait with baited breath to see if Boner Inspector will finally be satiated.TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boiz are joined by kiwi comedian Angella Dravid for what is comfortably the worst Emmanuelle offering so far. Emmanuelle is in Rio de Janeiro without a script or even a storyline. Like George Lazenby to the Bond franchise, Ludmilla Ferraz takes Emmanatle for one-time-only and it almost universally stinks. A star turn from a best friend in fluoro green who delivers one line only but multiple times. We learn a little more about the Boner Inspector so stay tuned for that!Angella Dravid's NZ Comedy Fest Show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/angella-dravid/TWIOAT Live show in Auckland: qtheatre.co.nz/shows/worst-idea-all-time-best-host-all-timeGuy's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/guy-montgomery/Tim's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/classy-warfare/JOIN US ON FACEBOOK: (facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime)VISIT THE LITTLE EMPIRE PODCAST NETWORK: (littleempirepodcasts.com)MUSIC CREDIT: Tender Moonlight (facebook.com/TenderMoonlight)ART CREDIT: Tomas Cottle (sick-days.com) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.