The Worst Show on Earth

How did Rex Cloud unlock the powers of the Daddy Sue Archetype? Will our trio of magical alien princesses discover the truth about sundials? What are bees doing outside? Would I come up with something this dumb? Find out as your favorite media masochists discuss episodes 2 - 5 of the straight-to-streaming Tales of Morrissa! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! See Rachel in gender-swapped script readings thanks to The Hawkeye Initiative! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNTyJJrdZs7sBDm6l1KkXE42KA6xKxmpW See our faces AND hear our voices on The Demi Dozen, a Scion Second Edition TTRPG show! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IrMYVRN7w&list=PLOyF_FU-q9cI1AVNnZOQ9tf4sjpq1s0Ba Rachel's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sknowite Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 Edited by Michael T. Coleman. Check out his work at https://www.facebook.com/cometocoleman

The independent, direct-to-streaming series Tales of Morrissa purports to be about young ladies with superpowers attempting to unearth their mysterious origins… but it’s actually countless scenes of people sitting and talking inside suburban homes! But what is Rachel’s mysterious connection to the show, and is it enough to avoid the title of the Absolute Worst? See Rachel in gender-swapped script readings thanks to The Hawkeye Initiative! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNTyJJrdZs7sBDm6l1KkXE42KA6xKxmpW See our faces AND hear our voices on The Demi Dozen, a Scion Second Edition TTRPG show! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IrMYVRN7w&list=PLOyF_FU-q9cI1AVNnZOQ9tf4sjpq1s0Ba Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Rachel's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sknowite Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 Edited by Michael T. Coleman. Check out his work at https://www.facebook.com/cometocoleman

Jack the Ripper steals H.G. Wells' REAL time machine and escapes to modern New York City. Wells gives chase, and wacky hijinks ensue... at least they would, if this were a film starring Malcolm McDowell and Mary Steenburgen! Instead, "Time After Time" is an hour-long drama from 2017 starring Freddie Stroma as Wells and Josh Bowman as Jack that aired on ABC for all of 5 episodes. Will our intrepid media masochists be able to withstand the mind-straightening dullness of a time travel show that refuses to time travel, or will this finally be the timeline where they discover the Absolute Worst? Plus, an email from two listeners who drove through the entirety of Van-Pires and lived to tell about it! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! See Rachel in gender-swapped script readings thanks to The Hawkeye Initiative! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNTyJJrdZs7sBDm6l1KkXE42KA6xKxmpW See our faces AND hear our voices on The Demi Dozen, a Scion Second Edition TTRPG show! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IrMYVRN7w&list=PLOyF_FU-q9cI1AVNnZOQ9tf4sjpq1s0Ba Rachel's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sknowite Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 Edited by Michael T. Coleman. Check out his work at https://www.facebook.com/cometocoleman

Just in time for Purim it’s our Chanukah special, and comedian Adam Feuerberg guest stars on a VERY special episode! What happens when you combine the problematic “hidden Jew” trope with a standard Hallmark Channel movie from 2019, and add a dash of Bruce Boxleitner? Something the whole family can’t enjoy — but we sure do make the best of it! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Adam’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/adamfeuerberg Adam’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adamfeuerberg Adam’s YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/adamfeuerberg Adam’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/adamplayseasy See Rachel in gender-swapped script readings care of The Hawkeye Initiative! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNTyJJrdZs7sBDm6l1KkXE42KA6xKxmpW Rachel's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sknowite Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 Edited by Michael T. Coleman. Check out his work at https://www.facebook.com/cometocoleman Special thanks to Carrie Nelson!

The 90s were awash with shows designed to sell action figures to kids, but 1997's Van-Pires is the only one that may secretly feature an A-list celebrity! This CG/live action hybrid monstrosity was meant to roll out a whole line of toys... but did they ever deliver? Join Alex, Murphy, Rachel, and welcome back Tocci the Human IMDB to find out! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Rachel's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sknowite Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1

The Bunco Squad returns to the scene of the crime by watching two more eps of 1976's "Homles & Yoyo". They were charmed by novelty before... but has the show's "secret police robot" premise started to rust? Plus, reader mail and another letter from Tocci the Human IMDB! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 "Fife and Drum", "Spring Thaw", "Thinking Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week's terrible TV fare is 1976's "Holmes & Yoyo"! Starring character actor Richard B. Schull as Holmes and slightly more successful character actor John Schuck as the secret android Gregory "Yoyo" Yoyonovich, this series landed on TV Guide's list of the 50 Worst Shows of All time at number 33. Does it deserve the shame it gets? Alex, Murphy and Rachel find out, plus another letter from Tocci the Human IMDB! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1 Please forgive us for having a cricket in the recording space. We couldn't find the damn thing and had to march on like it wasn't there. "Feather Waltz", "Olde Timey", "Thinking Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

You've heard about it on The Simpsons and Arrested Development, but is the notoriously high concept My Mother the Car (1965) really one of the worst shows ever made? Alex, Murphy, and Rachel tune in to find out, but instead get fascinated by old-timey remote controls. Plus, another Isolation Letter from Tocci the Human IMDB!  We'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/ "Funeral March for Brass", "Olde Timey" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rachel couldn't join this time around and she was the only one with standards, so Alex, Murphy, and Tocci watched some truly awful TV. The first was a UK show from 1990 called "Heil Honey I'm Home". It's a sitcom starring... Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. If that weren't bad enough, we jump to 1995 animated MTV for the positively revolting "The Brothers Grunt"! Could it be that these could rival The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfieffer as the Absolute Worst?!? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci has joined social media! Follow him at https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

It took some digging, but we finally unearthed 2007's much-maligned "Viva Laughlin". With a cast including Hugh Jackman, Mädchen Amick, D.B. Woodside, and Anna Kendrick, you'd think there'd be something salvageable here... right? Cancelled after only two episodes had aired, could this musical/"comedy"/drama be worse than even Cop Rock? We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Tocci has joined social media! Follow him at https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/ CORRECTION: Murphy says "My Mother the Car" got 3 seasons but it only got 1, with 30 aired episodes. He has been made to regret the error.

Astutely funny human Calder Holbrook joins us to try and make sense of the mid-90s syndicated non-sensation Baywatch Nights! On the docket are two serial killer themed episodes: "Deadly Vision" from season 1, and "Possessed" from season 2 -- and this time BOTH of them have supernatural angles! Check out Calder on WWrEcap! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wwrecap-the-5-minute-raw-recap/id1485043133 Follow Calder on Twitter @CalderHolbrook: https://twitter.com/calderholbrook We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

The second installment of our Night & Day viewing of David Hasselhoff's "Baywatch Nights", where we watch one episode of each of the two seasons of the show, has some radical dudes and gill-ular dudettes. But a Wikipedia whoopsie may have given us more than we bargained for... or should I say less! Will all of us make it through "Bad Blades" and "The Creature"?  We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com.  Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

Next up, the syndicated mid-90s "Baywatch Nights"! No, not "Baywatch" -- "Baywatch Nights". Don't fret though, because it still has the franchise's biggest star: David Hasselhoff! The show made a serious shift in genre from season 1 to season 2, going from standard private eye stuff to supernatural shenanigans, so we're doing a good ol' "compare and contrast" to evaluate its entertainment value/crappiness. We're calling it the Night and Day viewing! The "Baywatch Nights" season 1 intro: https://youtu.be/mEEDr6Kwnyw The "Baywatch Nights" season 2 intro: https://youtu.be/W6JxMx1IKIQ We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

If you think Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker's marketing avalanche is bad, you clearly weren't around in 1978 when CBS debuted the Star Wars Holiday Special, never to air it again. Featuring almost all of the original movie's cast -- as well as The Carol Burnett Show's Harvey Korman -- our intrepid media masochists learn if it deserves its infamous reputation! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

The holidays are here, and that means TV specials and a visit from everyone's pal Cary Kingdom! For today's pod, we're watching The Hallmark Channel's "A Carol Christmas" starring Tori Spelling. It's like Dickens' "A Christmas Carol", only with Gary Coleman and William Shatner. And also REALLY capitalistic. Follow Cary on Twitter at https://twitter.com/carykingdom We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

If a cannibal is mentioned, but never seen and never eats anyone, do they still scream when the simulation they live in is halted? This is one of the many questions Netflix's The I-Land never answers! Join us as we discuss the show's final two episodes ("The Great Globe Itself" and "The Dark Backward"), and compare it to other crap we've endured! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

While Netflix's The I-Land is not the Absolute Worst, it may have produced the Worst Single Episode ("The Insubstantial Pageant"). And then we watched two more episodes after that, with pretentious titles "Many Goodly Creatures" and "The Cloud Capp'd Towers"! This show's a pretty good time, honestly. We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

Netflix has a new series that is purported to be the worst they've ever made... so perfect for our purposes! Dig into the first two episodes of the sci-fi mystery drama "The I-Land" on this edition of The Worst Show on Earth! We also have a new email address for the show! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com! Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

This one broke us a little. Could it be that 1998's "The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfieffer" starring Chi McBride has unseated Cop Rock for being the Absolute Worst? Find out if this Civil War-set "comedy" has what it takes to be The Worst Show on Earth! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/

Hang onto your hats! In a very special episode, we interview real live kids to see what they think of Sid and Marty Kroft's Lidsville -- a show older than their parents! And then those parents ALSO SPEAK! We have a show email address and we'd love to hear from you! Drop us a line at worstshowonearth@gmail.com. Follow Tocci on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/michaeltocci1/