The Worst with Greta Titelman

Greta resurrects THE WORST to answer your questions and bring some fresh energy into the new year :) ....she also drags Trader Joes....don't come for her. --- FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The fabulous comedian Alyssa Limperis chats with Greta about fast food, growing up Catholic, high school boyfriends, losing a parent and so much more. Also not to be missed our guest chirper Matt Rogers sits down to tell us embarrassing middle school memories. Alyssa and Greta answer two listener questions about comparing oneself to Instagram models and how to date after your dad dies!! You gotta listen! We love Alyssa! — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The marvelous Sam Pancake comes on to chat with Greta in the very first episode of the New Year! They chat cell phones, growing up as a WASP, partying too much, getting sober, bad jobs and so much more. Sam is a true well of knowledge and stories and is such a treat! LISTEN! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian Robby Hoffman talks roommate woes, nice kitchen appliances, breaking kosher with egg McMuffins, wearing tights under shorts and so so much more. Greta and Robby also answer advice questions about breakups, makeups and other juicy stuff. EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian, writer and STAR Patti Harrison sits down with Greta to discuss prolapsed assholes, extremely irrational fears, The Prune Brothers, horrific television shows that shaped us, Victoria’s Secret lotion and kissing chapped lips. They also answer a listener question about “kumkwat bois”. You will laugh. You will love. You will gag and cringe.  EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Max Wittert is back again to answer a TON of advice questions with Greta. Listeners with dating issues, sex issues, friend issues, you name it they answer! Max answers a fresh batch of worst 5 questions and also gives the 411 on the spas of Los Angeles. LISTEN! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wonderful Jake Nordwind joins Greta for a chat about lip rings, middle school, fedoras, DUIs, sobriety, and how weed is ultimately bad. Jake is very vulnerable and open and we love that and him!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The incomparable John Early sits down with Greta to talk The Matrix, the seduction that is the movie Chocolat, being emotional in high school, Urban Outfitters as a lifestyle, smoking cigarettes and so much more. They also answer THREE advice questions all from gorgeous, emotionally aware listeners. John then gives a controversial answer to the worst Diva!!! LISTEN! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The glorious and magical comedian Sandy Honig sits for a nice chart with Greta about autoimmune diseases, questionable fashion choices in high school, gymnastics, pulling your titties out, sexualization, longing to be gothic and so much more. Sandy betrays Greta when she answer what the worst condiment is in her Worst 5 and says a first time diva who hasn't been called out before! Ya gotta listen! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The absolutely wonderful Sudi Green sits down with Greta to chat about losing virginity, high school romance, drinking, older sisters, yeast infections, smelly vaginas and so much more. You MUST listen!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fabulous comedianMary Beth Barone joins Greta to chat catholic school trials and tribulations, dealing with eating disorders, casual sex, and of course, Mary Beth's speciality, Fuck Bois. They answer some advice and Mary Beth gets brutal about how mint chip is the worst ice cream!! Listen and love us!!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The absolute treat Pia Baroncini joins Greta for a chat about growing up, losing parents, finding love on the internet, eating chips until their mouths bleed, being part of a High School clique, moving on from trauma and so much more. They answer advice and have a glorious worst 5! A must listen!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The one of a kind Benito Skinner joins Greta to chat all things high school, giong to college, getting wasted off of flavored Vodka, being obsessed with Lizzie McGuire and so so much more. We answer the question of a listener going through a quarter life crisis and Benito gives another look at the Kardashian family during worst 5. He is a true peach!! You must listen!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The absolutely fabulous Kate Berlant sits down with Greta to chat young love, best friends, shop lifting, pooping your pants and so so much more. They answer advice for someone who has hooked up with their friend's boyfriend before they were dating and get into a VERY philosophical conversation over who is the WORST Kardashian! Kate is a dream - you must listen! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian, writer and the absolutely fabulous Dewayne Perkins sits with Greta to chat about finding confidence, being rejected, being an incredible student, DMT, realizing you're a *god* and so much more. They also answer two advice questions on how to find confidence in yourself and whether or not a BFA is worth the potential DEBT! Dewayne also calls out a DIVA who has never been called out before! Ya gotta listen! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The one and only Carmen Christopher takes Greta on a wild ride through being a 5ft tall freshman in High School to slaying at a DJ at University of Iowa. We talk Ja Rule, Bubba Sparxxx, making out for the first time and slobering everywhere and so much more. We also answer advice for a listener who needs her BF to move out of his parents place and a newly single 25 year old looking to explore sex freely!!! Carmen also hates animated movies in his Worst 5 and calls out Burger King for being trash! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The fabulous Jordan Firstman joins Greta for a juicy talk. Moving to LA, a drug dealing, gun owning roommate, doing drugs, freeing your conscious, globe trotting, and of course high school and so so much more. Jordan and Greta also answer two emails from listeners and Jordan and Greta basically agree on Jordan's ENTIRE worst 5!! YA GOTTA LISTEN! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greta does her first live podcast with dream guest Sarah Squirm. Lifeguarding, feat boys, Christmas catalogues, the hottest man alive Johnny Knoxville and so so much more. They answer three listener questions LIVE and talk about the WORST chips and dip!!! A BLAST!!!!! EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The legendary Paul W. Downs joins Greta to discuss bad fashion mistakes growing up, getting attacked by a spit bandit, wood class and so much more. They also answer advice for two listeners - one, who after a long marriage is seeking sex advice and another whose friends exfriend found themselves in a Eiffel Tower conundrum. Paul goes off on his worst boy band and has a SHOCKING worst Diva. A Must listen! What a treat. EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD: theworstwithgreta@gmail.com — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wonderful Nick Turner joins Greta to talk being a raver, high school friends, theater kisses, wearing his dad's pants, getting fired a billion times, working at TGI Fridays in Time Square and so so much more. They also answer a listener question on how to make friends in a new city and Nick gives a world class answer. The Worst 5 comes a hot debate about skinny jeans vs. baggy jeans and it is just a treat!! Listen! — FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE: www.instagram.com/gertiebird www.twitter.com/gertie_bird THE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices