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Dean and Josh love the X-Files almost as much as they love (and simultaneously hate, it's complicated) themselves. Be it their observations, jokes, or wild scenarios - one thing is clear - they will make themselves laugh a lot, but don't worry dear listener - they will have you convinced that it's all about you. The greatest crime and irony of this show is that tons of women show up to the live shows on Mixlr, and lots of the reviews suggest that they hate women (likely written by weird men). Subscribe and you'll love it -- or you'll hate it, but it's something that will stick with you no matter how much you wash.
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11-10: "My Struggle IV"

11-10: "My Struggle IV"

2018-03-2501:54:18

If you hate metaphors and love this episode it'd be wise to take a pass. Josh is surrounded by devils this week, and they whisper corrupt influences into his ear. Will he have the power to resist? Can he find something to like in this - what could be - series finale? Is Dean's voice among the ranks of the angels or the wicked devils? Don your spiritual armor 'ole faithful X-Files fan, and take a trek through Hell with us.  
Spin the wheel of wacky X-files episode types and you'll come up with a variety that seems a bit incongruous. That is the best way to describe "Nothing Lasts Forever". Josh and Dean agree that this episode has some great moments, but is - at times - inexplicably silly. Is this an episode that is lifted beyond how good it is by the likes of Fox and Scully?  
11-8: "Familiar"

11-8: "Familiar"

2018-03-1001:28:27

The X-Files goes back to its wooded roots with “Familiar” and the lads dig it. Listen on as they try to figure out rampaging cops, Chief Strong’s angular features, and predators both sexual and canine. Pro tip: don’t let your children watch Biggletiggles or Mr. Chuckleteeth.  
6-2: "Drive"

6-2: "Drive"

2021-01-2501:13:59

Walter White's bizarre origin story. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
6-18: "Milagro"

6-18: "Milagro"

2019-12-3101:16:21

Carmelita selected this episode as her bounty pick from her outstanding performance on the Season II X-Quiz, and little did she know that she'd get a nice double-barrel rant from Josh and Dean regarding the "problematic" writing surrounding the depiction of Scully. Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Twitter. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.
Merry Christmas from Dean and Josh! Enjoy this republished episode!  Follow LSG Media on Twitter. @LSGMedia Follow Dean on Twitter. @Dean_LSGMedia Support LSG Media by becoming a member. Disclaimer This is a commentary and criticism show that will routinely slander, suggest, and make wild claims - it should be considered comedy entertainment only, and not to be taken seriously. Take responsibility for your own feelings and actions.
Good morning X-Files faithful! During the live recording I officially announced that “Gethsemane” would be LSG’s last X-Files recording. I did not come to this decision easily, and ultimately this decision rests with me. The most difficult part of this realization was knowing that I would no longer be talking to all of you about the X-Files. I wanted to thank all of you for being there with us during the live recordings, and for always commenting on our Facebook posts, and for always making our various contests fun and engaging. You are one of the best communities going. I wanted to thank Josh for his contribution to this show over the years. He’s been a fine co-host and producer. Make sure you show him some support and check out his podcast, Nastgram (https://www.facebook.com/Nastygram/). They are producing content weekly, and if you’ve ever been curious about things like D&D and other role-playing games, I’d highly recommend it. It’s well produced, and he’s assembled a great group around him. As for myself and LSG Media my hope is that you check out The Lost Drive-In and Kirking Off. Finally, if any of you want to start an X-Files podcast I would be more than happy to help you out with that process. I know some listeners have expressed interest in teaming up with each other to start something, and I fully encourage that. You can email me (dean@libertystreetgeek.net) for help, and use the post on our FB group (https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfiles) to facilitate communication with other listeners who may be interested in forming a new show. To quote the great, late Douglas Adams, “So long, and thanks for all the fish."Kindest regards,Dean
4-23: "Demons"

4-23: "Demons"

2022-03-0301:02:25

An episode in which Josh and Dean were hoping for literal demons not the cute metaphorical ones. Additionally, the lads discuss Gen-X Mulder's self-torturing ways and how outrageous it would be to not be jumping for joy to get out of jail. Mulder should consider utilizing a lawyer, and listening to what Scully is saying instead of doing his best impersonation as the Incredible Sulk. Not a terrible episode, but does it do enough to get dubbed a 'like' from Josh and Dean? Site Links Become a member! - https://libertystreetgeek.net/joinDiscord - https://libertystreetgeek.net/discordCurrent ShowsThe Lost Drive-In - https://ldi.captivate.fm/listenKirking Off: A Warped Star Trek Shakedown - https://kirkingoff.captivate.fm/listenMindkiller: A Dune Podcast: https://mindkiller.captivate.fm/listenThe X-Files Podcast: https://the-x-files-podcast.captivate.fm/listenArchived ShowsGame of Thrones Podcast - https://gameofthrones.captivate.fm/listenThe Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast - https://stranger-things.captivate.fm/listenReal Quick? A Film Podcast - https://real-quick.captivate.fm/listenRecommissioned: A Battlestar Galactica Podcast - https://bsg.captivate.fm/listenScience Fiction Film Podcast (Final Year) - https://sffp.captivate.fm/listenThe Walking Dead Podcast - https://the-walking-dead-podcast.captivate.fm/listenWithout Limits: A Westworld Podcast - https://westworld.captivate.fm/listen
Monster Mash March Madness is here! Mikey Marinara approached us to with a great idea for the 2022 variety of March Madness. This time we have our 'monster' edition. We are pitting monsters against each other in a variety of votes that will take place on our Facebook page. Make sure you head over there to check out the details! Scheduling Update!I (Dean) have decided to move the X-Files Podcast to once per month. Look for releases to occur on or about the first of the month. Additionally, if you follow our listener-run Twitter account, you will be notified as to when we are going to record our live show on Mixlr. Site Links Become a member! - https://libertystreetgeek.net/joinDiscord - https://libertystreetgeek.net/discordCurrent ShowsThe Lost Drive-In - https://ldi.captivate.fm/listenKirking Off: A Warped Star Trek Shakedown - https://kirkingoff.captivate.fm/listenMindkiller: A Dune Podcast: https://mindkiller.captivate.fm/listenThe X-Files Podcast: https://the-x-files-podcast.captivate.fm/listenArchived ShowsGame of Thrones Podcast - https://gameofthrones.captivate.fm/listenThe Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast - https://stranger-things.captivate.fm/listenReal Quick? A Film Podcast - https://real-quick.captivate.fm/listenRecommissioned: A Battlestar Galactica Podcast - https://bsg.captivate.fm/listenScience Fiction Film Podcast (Final Year) - https://sffp.captivate.fm/listenThe Walking Dead Podcast - https://the-walking-dead-podcast.captivate.fm/listenWithout Limits: A Westworld Podcast - https://westworld.captivate.fm/listen
4-22: "Elegy"

4-22: "Elegy"

2022-02-0101:21:24

Pagan Catholics and ordained priests were originally slated to stand-in for Dean as he continues to skirt his podcasting responsibilities, but a better option is back in play -- fan favorite: Carmelita returns to breakdown Elegy with Josh! Site Links Become a member! - https://libertystreetgeek.net/joinDiscord - https://libertystreetgeek.net/discordCurrent ShowsThe Lost Drive-In - https://ldi.captivate.fm/listenKirking Off: A Warped Star Trek Shakedown - https://kirkingoff.captivate.fm/listenMindkiller: A Dune Podcast: https://mindkiller.captivate.fm/listenThe X-Files Podcast: https://the-x-files-podcast.captivate.fm/listenArchived ShowsGame of Thrones Podcast - https://gameofthrones.captivate.fm/listenThe Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast - https://stranger-things.captivate.fm/listenReal Quick? A Film Podcast - https://real-quick.captivate.fm/listenRecommissioned: A Battlestar Galactica Podcast - https://bsg.captivate.fm/listenScience Fiction Film Podcast (Final Year) - https://sffp.captivate.fm/listenThe Walking Dead Podcast - https://the-walking-dead-podcast.captivate.fm/listenWithout Limits: A Westworld Podcast - https://westworld.captivate.fm/listen
4-21: "Zero Sum"

4-21: "Zero Sum"

2022-01-1901:16:501

Long-time listener, and often-guest on MANY different podcast, Carmelita hops in while Dean is still off establishing some weird compound. Her and Josh break-down Zero Sum - don't miss it! LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesX-Files On Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-20: "Small Potatoes"

4-20: "Small Potatoes"

2022-01-0501:06:17

This episode is a West Virginia gaming store '10', and we do not walk around reading Lenin unironically. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesX-Files On Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-19: "Synchrony"

4-19: "Synchrony"

2021-12-2301:06:48

It's like the Terminator plot except for MIT nerds. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-18: "Max"

4-18: "Max"

2021-11-2301:13:43

It appears as if the X-Files Podcast has been temporarily extended, and come to find out, "Hot Potato" Pendrell had a first name, but don't ask Scully what that name is, as she has no idea whatsoever. She is too distracted by her whimsical monologue about Mulder's gift and the sacrifice of 'great' men. Additionally, we learn that Scully, the most qualified doctor in the bar where Agent Pendrell was fatally shot, decides that she is going to run around with her gun, rather than administer life-saving aid to her rapidly expiring coworker. And dear listener, don't fret, we WILL talk about the finer points of the episode. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-17: "Tempus Fugit"

4-17: "Tempus Fugit"

2021-11-1001:18:38

This is the episode that will be referenced on the upcoming VH1's Behind the Podcast which will detail the fall of the X-Files Podcast. Lots discussed this week, but with major spoilers, you'll have to tune in to hear all the goodies. So sit down, and just ACCEPT this podcast into your ears, even if you refuse. Twice. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-16: "Unrequited"

4-16: "Unrequited"

2021-10-1959:19

Is Denny Markham supposed to be the bad guy? Do foot fetishes come up -- again? What about wars that the US has lost (the list grows)? Are these guys Vietnam veterans or are they members of a grunge band? So much to get to this week, but no unrequited love in sight. Dust off your oversized green jacket, trim up that chin fuzz, and get ready to kill some generals with us. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-15: "Kaddish"

4-15: "Kaddish"

2021-10-0701:04:17

Was Chris Carter 'making Chinese food' this week? Could Harvey Weinstein utilize the magic of the golem? Does the opening incident do enough to make us feel bad for the victim? How many landmines will Josh and Dean step on as they attempt to navigate the Jewish culture? Push play and it will all become clear. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-14: "Memento Mori"

4-14: "Memento Mori"

2021-09-2001:13:58

Will Dean and Josh crash the ship(pers) onto the shallow rocks of their cold, black hearts? How good is this episode and how good of a partner is Mulder? Will the lads use a role-playing game to explain some plot point? All the answers are waiting for you! LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-13: "Never Again"

4-13: "Never Again"

2021-08-2301:10:57

Josh and Dean can finally step aside and let someone who KNOWS something about X-Files start talking. This week we are proud to introduce long-time listener, and first-time guest, Carmelita! @CarmelitaSays (Twitter). This week we get deep into the passionate escape that Scully finds herself mixed up in, and we all wax poetic about the otherworldly romance between Ed and Dana. Hop on your motorcycle, shave your backs for a nice tattoo, and we will see you at the dive bar for some steamy X-Files action. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
4-12: "Leonard Betts"

4-12: "Leonard Betts"

2021-08-1701:02:26

Josh and Dean dive into the morality of what a cancer eating monster man could be, and to absolutely no one's surprise, they compare this weeks antagonist to a vampire. Oh, and they discuss role-playing games -- again. LINKSPodcast Subscription Link - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net/xfilesKirking Off Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/groups/lsgonxfilesLSG Media Website - https://www.libertystreetgeek.net
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Comments (26)

Cj Hyndman

not ensign ro

Aug 19th
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Kevin McFeeley

Wow, of course I'm disappointed but I absolutely respect your decision and more so your honesty. Since I stumbled across your podcast some time ago you've been my go to listen. Always great content, funny and entertaining. It's great that you're leaving the shows up, thank you. Good luck Kevin

Apr 23rd
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Kevin McFeeley

Syzyng.... My go to episode. Funny as fuck. 😃

Apr 17th
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Kain Kenny

Listened to episode one and enjoyed it but half way through episode two just goes off the rails 🤷🏻‍♂️

Feb 24th
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Mike Lazaro

Have to disagree, i believe its a GREAT episode and maybe best cold open in X-Files history..Ring The Bells!

May 30th
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Darren Newman

Case of the ass! Sorry but so funny!

Nov 12th
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Mike Lazaro

I'm back bitches..hell of a job! great work..I agree, in years to come this will be an all time top 10 episode..so smart, funny and original. 9/10

Sep 20th
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Mike Lazaro

Fuckn A guys, hands down funniest fukn show yet..I was food shopping in frozen isle, had a wireless ear bud in, I lost it with Pitter Patter and the hippos eye had me dying..people walking by looking at me like I'm crazy .. nice job guys. 10/10

Aug 11th
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Mike Lazaro

excellent analysis and humor, great job..A classic episode..have to deduct 1 point as I think you guys never mentioned Mulder sitting on Kim Manners grave hanging out..That's a must mention..if you did, my apologies...8/10

Aug 10th
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Mike Lazaro

great job, hit all the points and funny as shit. 10/10.

Jul 25th
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Mike Lazaro

Nice job guys, great mix humor and insight. Well done. 8/10

Jul 18th
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Mike Lazaro

9/10

Jul 18th
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Mike Lazaro

7/10

Jul 18th
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Mike Lazaro

Great job guys..best podcast yet but only listened to 4 others. very funny, great job on the asshole fed, had me cracking up. 10/10

Jul 18th
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Mike Lazaro

good episode dudes...would of liked more show questions instead of your commentary related questions , but that's just me. Good laughs.

Jul 18th
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Mike Lazaro

nice work dudes

Jul 17th
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