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The Zamo the Destroyer Show

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Inspired by John Lemon and Yogurt Oh No, Zamo has been staging a “bed-in against bad weather” protest. The humans, of course, insist the improvement in daylight this last few weeks has nothing to do with Ig’s protest… just like they refuse to believe the giant trucker’s protest this weekRead More ...
Another week’s worth of snow has Zamo feeling down and longing for the warm winters of America. Even if Iggy has to lie and cheat to force the humans to move there. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer
Santa didn’t bring any of the stuff Zamo asked for this year, just a bunch of snow, which Iggy hates. In other news, Technical Support Monkey got Zamo a man-Barbie statue of the Greek Sun God Helios… as well as a Duran Duran mixtape which Zamo insists Ig didn’t askRead More ...
It’s Christmas baking season, but neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey have any spirit of giving when it comes to sharing their maraschino cherries with Zamo… not even after Squeaky Simon Man-Barbie intervenes on Zamo’s behalf. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer
Zamo goes along to supervise when Georgie has to wait in line to pick up a parcel… and once again, Georgie learns that quiet costs a dollar a minute. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer
It’s been a frustrating couple weeks for Zamo, between Ig’s attempts to get around Mr. Hydell’s $200 minimum on the weekly poker game and Zamo’s attempts to use the RCMP as Ig’s personal enforcers all backfiring. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer
A Google war between Zamo and Technical Support Monkey about whether or not her Irish ancestors worshipped a rain god leads to Zamo finding out some rather more amusing (and disgusting!) information about Chimpette’s ancient ancestors. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer
Technical Support Monkey has gone and dyed her hair red again, and Zamo thinks Ig knows why… no matter how much Technical Support Monkey might deny it. In other news, Georgie and Pierre’s “wicker something or other” tenant Kelsey also won’t do Zamo’s Halloween bidding… not even for a wholeRead More ...
It’s Halloween and the humans are all conspiring to keep Zamo from getting any candy, despite the terrible consequences the Ooga Booga Woo Woo Guides have unleashed upon Georgie’s digestive system on Zamo’s behalf. Meanwhile, whilst researching how to make Isis (or ISIS, whichever) do Ig’s bidding, Zamo discovers aRead More ...
After snooping through Technical Support Monkey’s phone, Zamo forbids Chimpette from hanging out with Squeaky Simon… even though she claims to have never met him. In other news, Pierre got a public art commission in Idaho and Zamo thinks there might finally be some progress on the ol’ marry-Chimpette-to-Jeff-from-Ojai scheme.Read More ...
Zamo still hasn’t managed to build a styrofoam ark to escape the rains, but on the upside, it was Technical Support Monkey’s hatchday this week and Iggy got to do some snooping in her nightstand bottom drawer… which has batteries for some strange reason. In other news, the Iguanid UniversityRead More ...
Technical Support Monkey’s brother has returned to Mexico and this time Zamo managed to give the list of all the deadbeat loser iguanas who owe Zamo money directly to him, so in theory Iggy’s gonna get paid. Maybe. In other news, Georgie and Dr. Horton are conspiring to get ZamoRead More ...
It’s been a frustrating week for Zamo. Not only has Technical Support Monkey refused to get an extended cable TV package, but she’s refusing to hand over the green alpaca wool scarf she’s knitting to add to Iggy’s collection of blankies. Even worse, the Green Party reneged on their promiseRead More ...
Zamo’s had it up to here with Technical Support Monkey’s continual refusal to own a TV, especially when Ig finds out her brother has a huge one sitting around unused, and Iggy invokes Squeaky Simon in the quest to make Technical Support Monkey comply. https://zamothedestroyer.com http://facebook.com/zamothedestroyer
After taking the summer off to bask in the sun and raid the gardens, Zamo is back to making sure Technical Support Monkey doesn’t have enough spare time to work on her own projects instead of Iggy’s… like the web series that Chimpette insists doesn’t need Zamo to star inRead More ...
Technical Support Monkey’s brother has returned from Mexico empty-handed, and it turns out that Chimpette never did give him the list of Zamo’s deadbeat cousins with outstanding debts for him to collect for Iggy. On the plus side, he and Zamo come up with a plausible reason to build aRead More ...
No show last week due to Zamo needing to shun Technical Support Monkey for her impudence in trying to blame the Sun God for her curtains catching fire (after Iggy was done whipping her with her own iPhone charger cable, of course). In other news, Technical Support Monkey’s sudden interestRead More ...
Millie’s all moved in with Mr. Hydell and refusing to let Zamo steal Mr. Hydell’s gold and silver coins, er: help her organize. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Technical Support Monkey is learning to salsa dance, but refuses to listen to Iggy’s helpful dance instructions… as if YouTube danceRead More ...
There’s a census in stupid frozen Canada this week and Zamo’s up in arms about not being counted when neither Georgie nor Technical Support Monkey will let Iggy fill out their census forms for them. In other news, Technical Support Monkey just can’t seem to show any gratitude for theRead More ...
Millie is packing up and getting ready to start shacking up with Mr. Hydell and Zamo wants Georgie and Pierre to move into Millie’s old tiny house, leaving the main house all to Zamo. In other news, Technical Support Monkey insists her growing collection of Barbies is for a workRead More ...