-In this episode: Comfy Stolen, Arodnap salesman, prevents Mary from destroying the Arodnap. Leaving the way open for a sequel (the third installment of the "Warble McGorkle trilogy"), Mary persuades Warble to this time go forward, not backward, in time.
-In this episode: After Warble is handcuffed, he sends Mary a "Morse code message" (by winking with his eyes), and she dashes to the Arodnap to "undo" all the mischief they have perpetrated, in order to get Warble out of his fix. After successfully
-In this episode: Warble and his troupe arrive back home, only to see that the world has changed drastically. Warble sees no problem, but his wife is devastated on seeing the way the environment has suffered from Warble's meddlings. Then, a pair of police officers app
-In this episode: The end results of Warble's fooling around at Woodstock are summarized, and he then reluctantly agrees to return to the group's point of departure: Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, in 2009.
-In this episode: Warble talks about Polled Herefords (who determined the course of commerce) and goes into a related Rumsfield-esque explanation about donuts. Warble then gets the musicians to play "hawkish" music, encouraging all to give up the peace movem
-In this episode: Warble takes his employees, wife, and Arodnap salesman and mechanic along to Woodstock in 1969. Warble waxes poetic about violence, propoganda, and "superliminal" messages.
-In this episode: Judas readily agrees to accompany our band of misfits back to the 21st Century (Warble promises him swimming pools, movie starlets, and mansions - all of which he has to describe to Judas, who has never heard of any of them). Warble instructs Judas i
-In this episode: For once, Warble's traveling companions put their foot down and will not allow him to kidnap Jesus. After sulking for awhile, Warble decides to "follow tradition and settle for an imposter" - namely Judas.
-In this episode: For their only trip outside the United States, and the one furthest back in time, Warble and his crew go to Jerusalem, 29 C.E./A.D. Warble's plan? To kidnap Jesus, and bring him forward in time to run for President of the United States.
-In this episode: After hiring Mexicans (from whom he wants to keep "his" water) to do the actual work on the dam projects, Warble schleps his companions along on a trip to Plymouth, Massachusetts, to convince the "founding fathers and mothers" to
-In this episode: Arriving in St. Louis, Missouri, in 1913, at the confluence of the Missouri and Mississippi Rivers, Warble delineates his plan to impound all the waters in the country for the benefit of himself and the other citizens of what he says will henceforth
-In this episode: In a rare moment of magnanimity, Warble congratulates Jacques LaRue, his personal fitness trainer, for bringing to mind thoughts of water -- which gives him the idea to "arrest" all the water and retain it for the sole use of his fellow con
-In this episode: At the point of the nightmare where Mary is about to be executed, Warble is awakened by a bucketfull of cold water (his entourage had seen the need for such by his frenzied flailing about and high-pitched wailing). He immediately forgets the nightmar
-In this episode: Warble has a nightmare, wherein he and his wife Mary are back home (in their accustomed time and space/area), and they are destitute. Even worse, Mary is about to be murdered by some "euthenizing sportsmen" engaged in a government-sponsored
-In this episode: Warble threatens to fire Albert. Albert reminds Warble that he does not work for him. Nevertheless, the threats continue, to both Albert and his dog. Then, Warble drifts into sleep.
-In this episode: Selecting Minnie Pearl as his model, Warble tells his troupe that he intends to give everything in the world a price tag: both animate and inanimate things, regardless of whether they are sunrises, sunsets, Haiku poetry, fish-finders, or anything els
-In this episode: Warble boasts about his accomplishments so far, and then decides to create one world currency (the dollar). Albert Joad's dog Taterskin prances around the group, and both Warble and Albert are wrong about why the dog seems so energized and happy.
-In this episode: Warble and his gang go to Boston, Massachusetts, 1980 to put a stop to Keith "McHank" and "Food Not Bombs." He decides to criminalize the giving away of food, unless the parties first pay $3.14 billions to do so.
-In this episode: Warble pictures himself immortalized on Mount Rushmore -- whether that means that "one of the other geezers" will have to come down, or "they have to add on to the mountain." He tells more "stretchers" and outright lies
-In this episode: Warble decides to take on the person he considers to be the most dangerous to the United States and its way of life: Keith McHenry, the founder of "Food Not Bombs"