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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay. It is time to use the bathroom at Paul Simon’s house. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and a final caller has regrets about monetizing his hobby.  It is time to destroy a magnet. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv I went to a gecko zoo in Brooklyn to discover whether it would be better to be a lizard or a human. I talked to people and learned things. I think you will enjoy it. Watch 1 hour of uncut interviews + support my ability to make more of this kind of content here: patreon.com/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this IRL episode we talk to a college freshman with dreams of being famous, an illustrator who draws rich and famous people, 2 people on a first date from hinge, a man who can’t find someone to settle down with, and a guy who just moved to the city from Florida to pursue a more authentic life.My dishwasher is broken. It never worked to begin with. I do not have a dishwasher. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller explains why she feels trapped in her relationship, we get updates from 2 returned callers who’ve improved their situations, and a final caller tries to escape their desk job to become a musician. Don’t look under the bed. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller relearns how to breathe, we talk about the subtle things we take for granted, we share our experiences with journaling, we ponder existentialism, we play pickleball, and we generally have a good time on this episode. You can get very rich by fishing the coins out of fountains. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This is geckmail. It is a version of the podcast where instead of talking to other people I just rant alone and read emails. Some of those email topics include hating your home country, a person who’s dad can’t stop marrying women from the internet, cracking your partner’s back for sexual pleasure, a life changing trip to Spain, and more. I hope you enjoy listening. I love ice cream cake. I love it more than my friends or my family or medicine. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hello. In this IRL episode I talk with a woman who moved to the US from Russia and just got married, an aspiring lawyer trying not to let her family’s doubts get to her, I debate someone about intrinsic vs extrinsic validation, I do a push up contest against some guy, and talk to an aspiring therapist about why their past therapists have been bad. Don’t smell that. I am a gecko.  GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller reflects on the effects that cutting off his best friend has had on the friend group.  Later a caller describes a supernatural religious experience they had and a caller kills time while working at an empty hotel in Amsterdam. I do not sell insurance. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“MY PANTS ARE $400”

“MY PANTS ARE $400”

2025-08-0601:50:15

In this IRL episode we speak with a street photographer with $400 pants, an avid Marvel fan fiction writer, we learn about gardening video games, and we talk to a geography/yoga teacher about how the park has evolved over the years. It was great. Please enjoy it. We just missed our exit. I am a gecko.  GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garage sale, and a final caller explains what drove him to give up playing the ukulele.  You must roll a 4 or higher. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THE LEGO PORN EPISODE

THE LEGO PORN EPISODE

2025-07-3001:39:20

A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a final caller discusses the roller derby universe. Does anyone know many calories are in an ant? I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podcast and dance battle him at a park. It was a lot of fun. Watch this as a video here: https://youtu.be/dspvl4n4tGM?si=EdpVsO87panX3WIP Get bonus interviews from this trip + support my ability to make more of these kinds of videos: https://www.patreon.com/lyleforever Geck bless.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO”

“I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO”

2025-07-2701:42:54

In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother’s piss, an elementary school principal on vacation with her family, an opera singer navigating OCD, and a tourist from Paris who gave me a cookie. It was a good day.
Try again tomorrow. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“I FELT LIKE GOD”

“I FELT LIKE GOD”

2025-07-2301:56:40

A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God. Afterwards a caller lives with their ex after the break up and explains what a U-Haul Lesbian is, then we read viewer mail about walking in on a first date naked on your couch + other things. Time to drink a cup of sludge. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explains why he cuts lines, and a fashion student wrestles with the future. We had a good time. You will too.  Check your back pocket. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller talks about her newfound love for life at 50 years old, British ozempic, teaching adult writing classes, and her thoughts on the 4 hour Super Smash Bros documentary. Later a caller’s life is revitalized by joining a dodgeball league and I read viewer mail about Saudi Arabia, masturbation shame, and other important things. Do a kickflip. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“I WAS A CHILD STAR”

“I WAS A CHILD STAR”

2025-07-1301:06:28

In this IRL episode we interview a former child star, a Londoner says the vibes of this park/podcast wouldn’t work in England, an EMT explains why Daytona Bike Week in Miami is his favorite event to work, and we learn the legendary prophecy of the BMX kid. It was a really fun one. Please enjoy. Time to go back to sleep. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A caller debates the ethics of her VRChat sugar daddy situation, a caller tries to handle getting bullied at work, and a final caller talks about their lifestyle out in rural Oregon as a 22 year old with a baby on the way.  It is time to make out with Harold Ramis. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I recorded this episode IRL at a park in NYC. It was great. Guests include another person who also interviews people at the park, an anarchist rebel, a person dealing with trust issues, an aspiring comedian, and someone who invites me to a roof. Please listen. It is fun.  I am not hungry. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comments (17)

Seeley Adams

Mortals don't go to heaven, that realm is reserved for God and angels. the Bible doesn't actually say much in terms of the hereafter. 'The Dead walk among us' is the most we get. It's a huge thing of necromancy too, anything to try to contact the dead is folly, and one never knows if you may open communication with something that was never human at all.

Jun 29th
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Seeley Adams

Mortals don't go to heaven, the Bible doesn't actually say much in terms of the hereafter. 'The Dead walk among us' is the most we get. It's a huge thing of necromancy too, anything to try to contact the dead is folly, and one never knows if you may open communication with something that was never human at all.

Jun 29th
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no_sir0_0 4K

it looks like I'm the only one still standing here what a w

Jun 1st
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Colly B Love

I love the post call thoughts🤣😜🤎

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no_sir0_0 4K

dan

May 31st
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Carrie

first episode that made me laugh out loud . thank you

Dec 11th
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zimby zimbabwe

real therapists don't do that much more than geck. this dude is mad that this show reveals that.

Dec 5th
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zimby zimbabwe

you know what would make this podcast even better? let's put an add in between every call, you know, cuz Judaism

Sep 13th
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zimby zimbabwe

am I bad person for hating this wheelchair guy

Aug 1st
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snosaer

benny blanco reminds me of a mac dre lyric im happy lyle shares his window that being said he always asked the best questions wtf

May 2nd
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Cory McGuffin

So for the hentai guy.... You need to start searching for porn that reminds you of your mate. Worked for me. Used to be into skinny redheads but when I got serious with my current I started looking for chubby brunettes. Worked like a charm.

May 1st
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snosaer

how did his crack story totally make sense to me fuk it CRACK right you guys??

Feb 24th
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snosaer

the taco bell manager is hiring gangsters taco bell gang gang!

Oct 9th
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snosaer

i love how gecko is better by himself and knows but happy for him to be stoked fo YACHTYs clout n enthusiasm

Oct 8th
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snosaer

ooooowhen i listen to this i stick in empathy!

Sep 6th
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snosaer

how do you spell arrrrrrrrpan.

Sep 5th
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snosaer

do n a ld tru m p is a ti me tr a vel e r

Aug 19th
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