Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

“I’VE BEEN BANNED”

A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a viewer mail writer. It is time to chew on a pencil. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-19
01:20:32

“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”

A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.  Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talks about bettering herself after a life of paranoia in the woods. It was a good episode. Does anyone have a AAA battery? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-16
01:33:23

“I’M AN ESCORT”

A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living with your mother in law. Will you hold my spot in line? I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-12
01:35:33

“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”

Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or not to leave behind their life in remote Appalachia, and we read some viewer mail. Please tell me you have the keys. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-09
01:25:15

“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”

A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko.  Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-05
01:24:41

“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”

A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

11-02
01:30:43

“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”

A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of ourselves we must invoke to navigate life.Don’t take more than 40 napkins. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-29
01:45:10

“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”

A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller is plagued by mice.  It is time to look at a bug. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-26
01:33:46

“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”

A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of his marching band experience.Breakfast is not included. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-22
01:20:14

“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”

A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me. The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-19
01:26:25

“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”

We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer mail again. I like reading viewer mail. Send me some at therapygeckomail@gmail.com Don’t open that can. I am a gecko.  Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-15
01:21:23

“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”

A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail. I am the captain now. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-12
01:51:20

“I HAVE A FART FETISH”

A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail.  It is time to do karaoke with a rock. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-08
01:24:13

“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”

A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails.  The Blue Man Group is coming over to play checkers. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-05
01:27:58

GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL

Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling of being accepted after wearing make-up, lab mice, having 11 different jobs, and more. I also read some spam emails. Some of them are funny. I think it was a good geckmail episode. Listen to it. Just listen to it.  Time to make dinner for Harrison Ford. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10-01
01:27:43

“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”

A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape their troubles by going to Germany. Get in the pool. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-28
01:22:20

“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”

A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final caller from the previous episode gives us an update on her soul quest to NYC. I am getting married to a bottle of water. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-24
01:25:34

“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”

A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the first using his own experience, a caller tries to network for the first time, and a final caller makes a push to improve his social life. Do a backflip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-21
01:43:17

“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”

A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It’s one of my favorite calls from this podcast. He discusses some of his most intense moments from living on the streets, as well as what caused him to finally put down his nomadic lifestyle.  Take a listen. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-17
02:11:44

"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"

A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years. It’s perfectly fine to play 6 hours of Tetris every day. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

09-14
01:14:43

Seeley Adams

Mortals don't go to heaven, that realm is reserved for God and angels. the Bible doesn't actually say much in terms of the hereafter. 'The Dead walk among us' is the most we get. It's a huge thing of necromancy too, anything to try to contact the dead is folly, and one never knows if you may open communication with something that was never human at all.

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Seeley Adams

Mortals don't go to heaven, the Bible doesn't actually say much in terms of the hereafter. 'The Dead walk among us' is the most we get. It's a huge thing of necromancy too, anything to try to contact the dead is folly, and one never knows if you may open communication with something that was never human at all.

06-29 Reply

no_sir0_0 4K

it looks like I'm the only one still standing here what a w

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Colly B Love

I love the post call thoughts🤣😜🤎

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