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Look, the butter ain't gettin' fixed. Now that's behind us, join Producer Richie, Co-Host Skuzzy AKA Kris and C0-Host Kozy AKA John for a hang, some merriment and even a guffaw. Lend us your earholes while we talk about stuff you didn't know you wanted to hear!
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This Episode gets weird... The fellas switch things up a bit... Lots of conversation, less games. Anyway, I know 9 digit daddy caught your fingertips! Feel around and find out what happened! Thanksgiving, bleh. Moving on. MORE SOUNDS! Can you name the sounds from the show without seeing them? There's more that we discuss but lets get to the mainstage! VARIETY. The magazine! Top 100 Comedy movies of all time! Find out if Richie knows more than 6... Enjoy!
Well what do you know, the boys get back to some good ole fashioned guessing games! Can Skuzzy name the sound? Can you guess the sound Skuzzy is guessing? We'll soon find out! Condiments. Yep, there's a poll for everything including condiments. Do you agree with what you hear later? Preemptively agree with me. It's wrong. That's the worst serious discussion the girls have never learned. Now make the words opposite! That's the best fun game the boys have! Yikes its tough! Listen close and enjoy another Butter smothered episode!
Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Production budget is very low. So you're stuck with me! Anyway, Matt A... Care to explain yourself...? No...? We thought not! Moving on, The Butter Boys talk Halloween and the NFL. We also get into some sounds we all love from anywhere and everything. Like typing on a keyboard. Who doesn't love a clickity clacking keyboard? Oh yeah, copyrights make things difficult sometime... but have no fear, its all clear! The meat and taters of the show is volume two of our chat gpt dating game! Can you guess who we are before we do? Me either! Crank that volume up and let our cringy voices fill the air wherever you're listening from! Enjoy!
This episode is brought to you by Producer Richie feeling horrible that he slacked so much.. As of this moment, you are no longer missing any Butters, unless you stop listening for ever, then you will miss all the Butters to come. This episode is filled to the brim with lots and lots and lots of bands that are "And The" bands. Tom Petty AND THE Heartbreakers, Florence AND THE Machine, you get it! There are literally just so many of them... And Kozy's Top 20 foods and snacks from Yougov dot something... they gotta learn to poll better. Let our Butter pour all over you while you figure out what we mean by that... Hope you enjoy!
Well what do you know. Just like LFO, There's No Fixin' The Butter (the podcast version) is making a comeback! Well actually, i hope LFO doesn't make a comeback... We draft lines from one of their songs and it is wild... Listen to us, not the song, and enjoy the lines we hand picked for you! Childhood celebrity crushes get talked about, and no, we didn't need to splash ourselves with cold water or envision grandma getting frisky the milkman. last but not least, probably the first thing we did but the last that's getting written about, we have a new Quiz master... Skuzzy is taking over the quiz world. Just kidding, but he did quiz Kozy and Richie in quite the way... Let our butter fill your ear holes and enjoy!
Okay, so Richie didn't actually get fired from producing the show, but gosh darn it he should be. This one is for you Matt A. Back to back drops just for you. This buttery episode actually took place 4 days before Richie's Birthday, so bahumbug, he did it to himself dropping this episode late. Jumping into this episode, we learn that the Skuzz-man is in another play! Tune in to find out what that play is! The trio also talks about things that happened when Richie was almost 17, so somewhere along the lines of did this happen when Richie was 16, 17, or 18... Kinda had the advantage because Kris also had to guess that, but for when he was those ages (had a bit more time in between then and now than Richie). And last but not least, The Price is Right has games, and we drafted our favorite games from that show. "Butter" listen close, so you don't miss out! Enjoy!
Whoa what a delay by that dreadful Producer Richie... This is just unacceptable. He has been fired for the delay of all the butter you could consume. Anyway, this episode the Butter Bois reminisce on the party that was Mattfest! Always a great time! Clearly late, but thinking of some Bills Players with the start (10 weeks late) of Football Season baby! You figure out the Australian bit. Lastly there is a bit of a movie draft. We delve deep into the favorites of this trio. As always, let your ear holes fill up with our smooth and sultry butter, and enjoy!
Holy shoot guys, this is a butter filled episode.... the butteriest! Little bit of a game from our main guest Nik! A little hatred gets spewed just by hearing their voice... WAIT, I don't mean Nik's voice... I mean other peoples voices. That's a game we have! Kozy has a quiz for us while he's in a corner, or it's his corner, or it is his quiz corner... You're going to have to listen to figure out what I mean. And with that beautiful segway, if you could go to a live show for anyone that you wish you had the chance to see, who would it be?? And if you say Micheal Jackson I swear to god... Any who, that's a taste of what will be in this episode. Pull out your favorite bean bag chair, flip on that gramaphone and watch this beautiful episode in 1080p, ultra 4k with surround sound, and enjoy!
Who has the biggest hands in the NFL? I would never ruin the surprise by telling you while I'm writing the description... How dumb do I sound? Anywho, Moon Mammoth. Cool! So how do I tell you that you are dumb or not as cool as you think you are...? By knowing what the word PEJORATIVE means... Well, I didn't know what it meant either, so you are not alone! Wait... am I alone...? Shoot, it was just me... Kozy has a game he titled JOSH!!! so put your 3-D glasses on, butter up some popcorn, crack your favorite beverage and enjoy this silent film rendition of a newspaper, ya Hippies!
Well, well, well... Another episode, another Draft! get saucy with us while we go over our favorite and least favorite sauces.. Get saucier with us as we discuss our favorite and least favorite kids who visited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Eff you, Veruca Salt! And the sauciest we have ever been is in this episode! Movies of the sauciest of saucy varieties, for example, The Pink Cougar, or There's C*m on Mary, or C*m in 60 Seconds. Are they real titles? Did Skuzzy or someone we know come up with these titles? You will have to listen in to find out all the Porn Titles we go over and find out! Wrap yourself before listening to this one, it might be a bit dirty...
What an episode we have for you here! I don't want to forget, so I am going to shout out @ObsqureMetal&HardcoreArchive from Youtube! Thanks for showing Kris' band! All other platforms his name is @vinistheboss! Check him out if you want to see or hear more metal! Now to our show, we talk about some milk... Yes Milk. Deal with it! Baseball of '92, I was just born, but Skuzzy and Kozy remember some guys! We also draft our favorite TV moms.. That's right, Judith Cleaver aint the only baddie! And last but not least... Did you know Goldfish is a Pepperidge Farm product? Me either! We do some drafting of that as well! Hope you enjoy!
Oooooh Boy! Another Butter dropped and can't be fixed! What a shame! Find out all about this OUFL draft, it was quite revealing about the fellas... We jump into rules in sports that are dumb, and should probably change and we tell you why we thing these rules should definitely be changed! Disagree?? We don't care, we want them changed anyway! And then we jump straight into some Neil Diamond!! Wait, Billy Crystal... Wait, BILLY MF'n JOEL!!!! The fire was always burning, since the world's been turning! And we drafted our... uh... favorite...? things from this wonderful song! I guess you'll just have to get up off the couch, change the channel on your clicker dial to your favorite radio show, and read this episode to find out what this episode is truly about!! Hope you enjoy!!
Well looky here fellas, we got some trivia for yall! If you can name the song faster than we can, please tell us! Also we kinda suck! And remember, we only provide the best of technical quality, and preparedness for our viewers! So do not mind us as we struggle-bus our way through some MADMARTIGANMUSICTRIVIA!!! Plenty of categories, and plenty of "who the heck is this???"!! If you would like to play ahead of us, I linked Madmartigan's youtube page right here! https://www.youtube.com/@madmartiganstriviaGotta give credit where credit is due! I hope you all enjoy this "guess the tune" episode as much as we did, and if you want more, put an ad in your local newspaper, wait for the release, clip it, and FAX that puppy to our headquartes at 1-877- BUT-TERS.
Well well well, finally another Butter released! Jeeze, this damn producer kinda sucks at putting these out on time. Well, this episode is only from like 2 months ago, but ya know we talked about??? Im gonna tell ya! There's some records talk, there's some porn talk... and some game talk!! I already forgot what championship series it was, but Womens Softball Championship player first names were spelled.. And I hate Spelling! Find out who wins by listening! Oh and we mentioned nothing of it, but we did Music Homework V4!! Find out what bands/artists the Butter Bois picked to make each other listen to, and what songs they picked for those bands/artists!! Sit back and enjoy another sultry Butter! We'll do all the heavy lifting!
Welcome to Butter 74 where we learn that after the podcast, Producer Richie became a millionaire. His producing skills, and subpar technology really escalated his Producing game! Fixing bugs and saving deleted files, Producer Richie started producing the likes of Joe Rogan and Dan Cummins. Kris The Skuzz-man became the top broadway performer! Getting casted in roles such as Edward Scissor hands, and Popeye, Kris stole every show!! As for Jon, he started his own primetime comedy show the likes of Celebrity Squares. Quizzing celebs on piles of bull s*** and salaries! Turns out all three became millionaires! Anyway, the guys talk about some sports highs and lows, and some other stuff while also finding out how certain people from certain movies lived their lives after their well... movie.. Tune in to find out what movies, what characters, and what they did after the movie! Enjoy!
Welcome back folks, here's 4 things about me, you get to sort through it and find the bull s***! 1) Currently at the time of recording I am 32 Years old and the youngest member of this podcast.2)While playing soccer for my high school, I was the leading goal scorer, but when I played travel soccer for our school rivals' team, I couldn't score to save my life.3)My favorite Buffalo Bill of all time is Josh Allen Hands down.4)I hate bicyclists who ride in the road, especially the ones riding against traffic. Just a taste of what's instore for this Buttery episode!correct answer:2- I couldn't score for my high school, but when I played travel for my school's rival, I was the second top goal scorer. Chemistry is key folks!
Welcome to Butter 72, where the technical difficulties only resulted in a late upload! No in-show interruptions!! Join the fellas, the pals, the guys, as they find out what fast food joints are right down the street from the Skuzz-man, and in real-time, how many chains we haven't been to! We also get in our feels on the recap of our live, in-person, touchy-feely show from the last episode! And as for CLUE (not a sponsor), you will have to listen to find out what that's about! Open your earholes and let our voices fill them up! Enjoy!
What a Butter to be LIVE!!! The boys of the butter got together again! LIVE AND IN THE FLESH! That's right! All 3 dudes in the same room! But wait, there was a guest! Or two! Tune in to listen to a live game show hosted by Kozy, while Richie and Kris and their guest babble! Also what kind of butter would it be if there wasn't technical difficulties??? Yes, those happened again! But we were LIVE!! So it's okay! Now do what the lady says and enjoy!!
Holy Butters Batman! WE hit 70! If you've made it this far, than you'll be able to enjoy Kozey talking about some pain in the butt! Gotta watch to find out who, what, where, when, and why! We will get to discuss some fancy fast food, and some "what makes you think spring has sprung?" And we aren't talking about Sir Mix-A-Lot! the piece de resistance, the section you have been working towards your whole lives, YES ITS FINALLY HERE!!! Is this kid an asshole? our opinion is based solely on their name. We know nothing of these children... Just their names... and they are assholes! As always, grab some extra butter, your favorite beverage, and enjoy this serendipitous vlog of Butter 70!
This sorrow filled episode is in honor of our beloved Moose who unfortunately was laid to rest due to his illness.. You were the best pup a hooman could ask for, and the best big brother to Noodle who didn't get enough time to play with you.. Be free barking all you want at all the snow plows/ garbage trucks/ heavy machinery you want bubba, you deserve to let it all out!! We all love you here at the Butter Podcast, Myself(Richie) especially... Now that the sad part is out of the way, the trio discuss RECORDS.. music and movies! Why would the academy do this? Well, to make Richie look like an idiot! Why else!! Don't forget about I'm Popular! A game in which Kris and Richie face off deciding who was Googled more during/after this past National Football League season! We hope you enjoy this episode and hate some of these movies as much as we did!!
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