There's No Fixin' The Butter

Look, the butter ain't gettin' fixed. Now that's behind us, join Producer Richie, Co-Host Skuzzy AKA Kris and C0-Host Kozy AKA John for a hang, some merriment and even a guffaw. Lend us your earholes while we talk about stuff you didn't know you wanted to hear!

Butter 81: Vocal Hatred, Kozy's Quiz Corner, Nik, and More!!

Holy shoot guys, this is a butter filled episode.... the butteriest! Little bit of a game from our main guest Nik! A little hatred gets spewed just by hearing their voice... WAIT, I don't mean Nik's voice... I mean other peoples voices. That's a game we have! Kozy has a quiz for us while he's in a corner, or it's his corner, or it is his quiz corner... You're going to have to listen to figure out what I mean. And with that beautiful segway, if you could go to a live show for anyone that you wish you had the chance to see, who would it be?? And if you say Micheal Jackson I swear to god... Any who, that's a taste of what will be in this episode. Pull out your favorite bean bag chair, flip on that gramaphone and watch this beautiful episode in 1080p, ultra 4k with surround sound, and enjoy!

09-28
01:29:00

Butter 80: JOSH!!! Channel Surfin', Pejoratives, and Hands

Who has the biggest hands in the NFL? I would never ruin the surprise by telling you while I'm writing the description... How dumb do I sound? Anywho, Moon Mammoth. Cool! So how do I tell you that you are dumb or not as cool as you think you are...? By knowing what the word PEJORATIVE means... Well, I didn't know what it meant either, so you are not alone! Wait... am I alone...? Shoot, it was just me... Kozy has a game he titled JOSH!!! so put your 3-D glasses on, butter up some popcorn, crack your favorite beverage and enjoy this silent film rendition of a newspaper, ya Hippies!

08-25
01:35:31

Butter 79: Wonka Kids, Saucy Draft and Saucier Porn Titles?

Well, well, well... Another episode, another Draft! get saucy with us while we go over our favorite and least favorite sauces.. Get saucier with us as we discuss our favorite and least favorite kids who visited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Eff you, Veruca Salt! And the sauciest we have ever been is in this episode! Movies of the sauciest of saucy varieties, for example, The Pink Cougar, or There's C*m on Mary, or C*m in 60 Seconds. Are they real titles? Did Skuzzy or someone we know come up with these titles? You will have to listen in to find out all the Porn Titles we go over and find out! Wrap yourself before listening to this one, it might be a bit dirty...

08-25
01:56:36

Butter 78: TV Moms, and Pepperidge Farms Remembers Some Guys

What an episode we have for you here! I don't want to forget, so I am going to shout out @ObsqureMetal&HardcoreArchive from Youtube! Thanks for showing Kris' band! All other platforms his name is @vinistheboss! Check him out if you want to see or hear more metal! Now to our show, we talk about some milk... Yes Milk. Deal with it! Baseball of '92, I was just born, but Skuzzy and Kozy remember some guys! We also draft our favorite TV moms.. That's right, Judith Cleaver aint the only baddie! And last but not least... Did you know Goldfish is a Pepperidge Farm product? Me either! We do some drafting of that as well! Hope you enjoy!

08-25
02:05:43

Butter 77: OUFL Bodily Functions, Sports Rules, and We Didn't Start The Fire Draft!!

Oooooh Boy! Another Butter dropped and can't be fixed! What a shame! Find out all about this OUFL draft, it was quite revealing about the fellas... We jump into rules in sports that are dumb, and should probably change and we tell you why we thing these rules should definitely be changed! Disagree?? We don't care, we want them changed anyway! And then we jump straight into some Neil Diamond!! Wait, Billy Crystal... Wait, BILLY MF'n JOEL!!!! The fire was always burning, since the world's been turning! And we drafted our... uh... favorite...? things from this wonderful song! I guess you'll just have to get up off the couch, change the channel on your clicker dial to your favorite radio show, and read this episode to find out what this episode is truly about!! Hope you enjoy!!

07-05
01:46:11

Butter 76: Madmartigan's Music Trivia Round 1 & 2

Well looky here fellas, we got some trivia for yall! If you can name the song faster than we can, please tell us! Also we kinda suck! And remember, we only provide the best of technical quality, and preparedness for our viewers! So do not mind us as we struggle-bus our way through some MADMARTIGANMUSICTRIVIA!!! Plenty of categories, and plenty of "who the heck is this???"!! If you would like to play ahead of us, I linked Madmartigan's youtube page right here! https://www.youtube.com/@madmartiganstriviaGotta give credit where credit is due! I hope you all enjoy this "guess the tune" episode as much as we did, and if you want more, put an ad in your local newspaper, wait for the release, clip it, and FAX that puppy to our headquartes at 1-877- BUT-TERS.

07-04
02:04:15

Butter 75: Spelling Bee and MUSIC HOMEWORK V4

Well well well, finally another Butter released! Jeeze, this damn producer kinda sucks at putting these out on time. Well, this episode is only from like 2 months ago, but ya know we talked about??? Im gonna tell ya! There's some records talk, there's some porn talk... and some game talk!! I already forgot what championship series it was, but Womens Softball Championship player first names were spelled.. And I hate Spelling! Find out who wins by listening! Oh and we mentioned nothing of it, but we did Music Homework V4!! Find out what bands/artists the Butter Bois picked to make each other listen to, and what songs they picked for those bands/artists!! Sit back and enjoy another sultry Butter! We'll do all the heavy lifting!

07-04
02:44:37

Butter 74: More Bull S***, Sports, and Epilogues

Welcome to Butter 74 where we learn that after the podcast, Producer Richie became a millionaire. His producing skills, and subpar technology really escalated his Producing game! Fixing bugs and saving deleted files, Producer Richie started producing the likes of Joe Rogan and Dan Cummins. Kris The Skuzz-man became the top broadway performer! Getting casted in roles such as Edward Scissor hands, and Popeye, Kris stole every show!! As for Jon, he started his own primetime comedy show the likes of Celebrity Squares. Quizzing celebs on piles of bull s*** and salaries! Turns out all three became millionaires! Anyway, the guys talk about some sports highs and lows, and some other stuff while also finding out how certain people from certain movies lived their lives after their well... movie.. Tune in to find out what movies, what characters, and what they did after the movie! Enjoy!

06-01
01:17:31

Butter 73: Piles of B.S. v.2, Hotel 626, and More B.S.

Welcome back folks, here's 4 things about me, you get to sort through it and find the bull s***! 1) Currently at the time of recording I am 32 Years old and the youngest member of this podcast.2)While playing soccer for my high school, I was the leading goal scorer, but when I played travel soccer for our school rivals' team, I couldn't score to save my life.3)My favorite Buffalo Bill of all time is Josh Allen Hands down.4)I hate bicyclists who ride in the road, especially the ones riding against traffic. Just a taste of what's instore for this Buttery episode!correct answer:2- I couldn't score for my high school, but when I played travel for my school's rival, I was the second top goal scorer. Chemistry is key folks!

06-01
01:33:43

Butter 72: Fast Food Tiered, Live Show Recap, and CLUE!

Welcome to Butter 72, where the technical difficulties only resulted in a late upload! No in-show interruptions!! Join the fellas, the pals, the guys, as they find out what fast food joints are right down the street from the Skuzz-man, and in real-time, how many chains we haven't been to! We also get in our feels on the recap of our live, in-person, touchy-feely show from the last episode! And as for CLUE (not a sponsor), you will have to listen to find out what that's about! Open your earholes and let our voices fill them up! Enjoy!

06-01
02:24:13

Butter 71 LIVE: LIVE GAME SHOW, LIVE, LIVE LIVE

What a Butter to be LIVE!!! The boys of the butter got together again! LIVE AND IN THE FLESH! That's right! All 3 dudes in the same room! But wait, there was a guest! Or two! Tune in to listen to a live game show hosted by Kozy, while Richie and Kris and their guest babble! Also what kind of butter would it be if there wasn't technical difficulties??? Yes, those happened again! But we were LIVE!! So it's okay! Now do what the lady says and enjoy!!

04-06
01:17:36

Butter 70: Butthurt, Spring, and Baby Name Sh*tholes

Holy Butters Batman! WE hit 70! If you've made it this far, than you'll be able to enjoy Kozey talking about some pain in the butt! Gotta watch to find out who, what, where, when, and why! We will get to discuss some fancy fast food, and some "what makes you think spring has sprung?" And we aren't talking about Sir Mix-A-Lot! the piece de resistance, the section you have been working towards your whole lives, YES ITS FINALLY HERE!!! Is this kid an asshole? our opinion is based solely on their name. We know nothing of these children... Just their names... and they are assholes! As always, grab some extra butter, your favorite beverage, and enjoy this serendipitous vlog of Butter 70!

04-06
01:26:49

Butter 69:RIP Moosie, Academy What Now?, and I'm Popular

This sorrow filled episode is in honor of our beloved Moose who unfortunately was laid to rest due to his illness.. You were the best pup a hooman could ask for, and the best big brother to Noodle who didn't get enough time to play with you.. Be free barking all you want at all the snow plows/ garbage trucks/ heavy machinery you want bubba, you deserve to let it all out!! We all love you here at the Butter Podcast, Myself(Richie) especially... Now that the sad part is out of the way, the trio discuss RECORDS.. music and movies! Why would the academy do this? Well, to make Richie look like an idiot! Why else!! Don't forget about I'm Popular! A game in which Kris and Richie face off deciding who was Googled more during/after this past National Football League season! We hope you enjoy this episode and hate some of these movies as much as we did!!

03-12
01:41:57

Butter 68: F*CK FOOTBALL, and We Know These Movies Better Than You

Dear Dukes,Please accept Producer Richie's ignorance in his knowledge of books and movies, or at least the difference between them... Anywho, Join the gang in their discussion of a horrible bills ending of a season.. Also how well do you know movies? think you know a certain movie the best? Well us fellers beg to differ and are gonna put you in your place based on our knowledge of these movies we specifically picked to show you up on... So HA! Take that! Welp, we hope you enjoy this episode, and know less than we do! Please feel free to let us know what movies you think you know best, and maybe we will put you to shame again! *sticks tounge out* Bye!

03-07
02:30:05

Butter 67: Doggie Downers, Blow My Snow, and Kozy's Number Game

It looks like Producer Richie is back on track! Back to back episodes coming in hot! Grab your tissues, your furry friend, and squeeze them extra tight! Kozy and Richie share some sad stuff about their four legged pals, but don't worry, they get right back to their silly selves playing a little game called "Whats Bigger?" Get your head out of the gutter you sicko... Kozy also has a theory about the movie Groundhog day... listen in to get the deets. Any who, Butter 67 is there for your overall enjoyment! So go enjoy it!

02-05
02:08:08

Butter 66: Holidaze, Sandos, and Pop Culture Rosters

Well well well, what do we have here? another delayed episode by the one and only Producer Richie... What a slacker... Anywho, buckle up, turn up your reading glasses, grab a cold metamucil and enjoy these clowns thinking they are smart with know stuff from places and things and such. Oh also a quick holiday recap seeing as those were just a few da...weeks... back... Enjoy!!

02-05
02:00:49

Butter 65: If It's Cold, We Talk About It! CHRISTMAAASSS!!!

Welcome back and enjoy yet another wonderful reading experience! Curl up in your cozy reading corner, cover up with a blankie, heat up some hot coco and enjoy this frigid episode! Some cold sports talk, and also christmas talk! who doesnt love a good christmas talk. Merry belated Christmas, and uh, also i guess have yourself a belated New Year! From OURS to YOURS! WE SAID ENJOY IT! NOW GO ENJOY IT! Thanks.

01-07
01:52:51

Butter 64: Love Connection-esque

RICHIE'S MICROPHONE STILL SUCKS... so sorry about that viewers! We hope you enjoy Kozy and Richie trying to pick their date based loosely off the answers given to questions by random women! Kozy and Richie are the random women. We don't know who to date!!! Who would you pick??

12-11
01:17:16

Butter 63: Movie Homework Review, and Random Number Football Draft

Welcome one, welcome all. please accept our sincerest apologies for Richie's poor mic quality. It seems there is an issue with that... Quality Assurance must be slacking, and new microphones are expensive... other than Richie sucking a bit, listen to the guys discuss the movies they forced each other to watch. once you feel like the movie has been spoiled for you, or you feel as if you've already watched it, watch these clowns try to draft a team based off a random number generator! It gets pretty dicey. Anywho, hope you enjoy!

12-11
02:06:25

Butter 62: Sock Puppets, Madtransmariomaxformers, Movie Homework

Our great pal Jon turned FORTY!!! Our other great pal Jon L has a song about birthdays. IYKYK... Listen in for some good news, some wild names being thrown around and find out what movies were assigned to the hosts! This way our readers can voice their opinions on the movies we watched! lets just say we learn something about Richie that is not all that surprising! Enjoy!

11-03
01:38:33

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