Thinking Is Too Hard

Step into the scorching summer of 2006, where the heatwave made headlines and the effects of climate change began to cast their long shadows. Join our storyteller, a young construction worker navigating the world of restoration amidst the blazing heat. Discover the absurdities of the job, from gopher duties to dealing with customers who redefine eccentricity.Embark on a journey with this young worker as he recounts tales of a particularly memorable customer, a woman whose requests ranged from installing a bathroom fireplace to crafting a tombstone—for a living dog. Experience the humor, the trauma, and the downright craziness that unfolds in the world of construction and restoration.As you delve into this entertaining narrative, prepare for laughter, disbelief, and a touch of dark humor. Join us on a construction site where the customers are as unpredictable as the summer weather, and where a dog named Bucky may just become an unwitting centerpiece in the tale.In this episode of 'Thinking is Too Hard' by W. H. Maxwell, presented by fictionalpage.com, we promise a rollercoaster of emotions, absurdities, and unexpected turns. Because thinking is just too hard, but laughing? That's always in season"Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

Welcome to the fictional universe of Congressman George Santos, where satirical comedy meets political parody. In this hilarious podcast, brought to you by FictionalPage and narrated by the witty W. H. Maxwell, dive into the whimsical tales of a character sharing the name of a real-life politician but living in an absurd realm of exaggerations and laughs. Follow the comical controversies, outrageous escapades, and unexpected turns as Fictional Santos navigates the comedic landscape of politics. A unique satire that explores the lighter side of political imagination, presented by W. H. Maxwell on FictionalPage"Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

Embark on a journey through the unexpected twists and turns of a seemingly ordinary school bus ride in "Happy Little Bus Ride." W. H. Maxwell, the master storyteller, unveils a peculiar adventure that unfolds during a routine field trip to the local theater.As the unsuspecting chaperone, Maxwell finds himself at the mercy of the eccentric and unsettling Bob Sr., the bus driver with a penchant for delivering ominous safety warnings. From potential drownings to catastrophic bus flips, Bob Sr. paints vivid pictures of doom and gloom, leaving Maxwell questioning the true purpose of this unconventional safety briefing.With a mix of dark humor and suspense, "Happy Little Bus Ride" explores the thin line between safety precautions and impending disaster. Maxwell's keen observations and deadpan humor turn an ordinary school outing into a gripping tale that keeps the reader on the edge of their seat.Buckle up for a wild ride as Maxwell takes you on a bus journey like no other, where the destination may be uncertain, but the laughter is guaranteed. Get ready to question the sanity of school field trips and the characters that make them unforgettable.#BusRideAdventure #WHMaxwell #ComedyNarrative #SchoolFieldTrip #DarkHumor #UnconventionalSafety #UnexpectedJourney #ComedicSuspense #BusDriverTales #HappyLittleBusRide #fictionalpage #thinkingistoohard"Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

In this uproarious episode of "Thinking is Too Hard," our Card-Carrying Man, Alpha HAM, takes center stage to deliver a tongue-in-cheek manifesto against Mars Candy's alleged assault on masculinity, especially targeting the M&M's brand. Join us for a wild ride as Alpha HAM dramatically revokes his man card in response to the perceived beta shock feminist agenda of M&Ms.Prepare for a hilarious journey through the absurd as Alpha HAM passionately expresses his dismay at the supposed transformation of the beloved Ms. Green M&M into a tennis lesbian or sub-testosterone male. The humor escalates with Alpha HAM's reaction to the introduction of "All Female" M&Ms, challenging traditional colors and gender representation in a way that only the Hooters Alpha Males (HAMs) can.Will Alpha HAM and his fellow alphas survive this chocolatey upheaval? Tune in to witness the comedic mayhem, the boycott call, and the symbolic stomping of M&Ms in the name of HAM solidarity. It's a satirical feast where even the chocolate cup isn't safe from Alpha HAM's hilarious protest.Grab your snacks, settle in, and get ready to laugh out loud with "M&M Mayhem: A Man Card Revoked." Because in the world of HAMs, even candy can't escape the comedic critique.Mad Laughter,W. H. Maxwell - Narrator of Absurdity#MarsCandy #ManCardRevoked #MMMayhem #HAMsUnite #MarsVsHAMs #ThinkingIsTooHard #ComedyPodcast #MarsHumor #MensHumor #MarsSatire #AlphaHAM #CardCarryingMan #MarsCandyBoycott #ChocolateComedy #MarsMischief #MarsMadness #PodcastLaughs #SatiricalSweets #AbsurdityUnleashed #MarsAndMirth #MarsConspiracy #WokeCandyChronicles #HAMHumor #CandyComedy #M&M"Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

In this side-splitting episode of "Thinking is Too Hard," Trisha B. Gunty, the certified Bad Mama, takes center stage as she pens a riotous letter to the owner of Little Ladybugs Dance Academy. Join us as Trisha hilariously recounts her four-year dance odyssey with Kimmy and little JoJo, navigating Saturday morning rituals that involve more foundation and tanner than a thoroughbred stallion.Get ready for a dance of words as Trisha, the founding member of the Bad Girl's Mama Group (aka the BMs), exposes the trials and tribulations of being a dance mom extraordinaire. From quick pit stops at Little John's tavern to a not-so-subtle shove resulting in a JoJo pavement kiss, Trisha's storytelling prowess brings to life the chaos and comedy of the Ladybugs dance universe.However, the spotlight turns to the newest dance instructor, Sissy McCormick, who seems determined to avoid the Bad Mama lifestyle. Tune in for a whirlwind of laughter, mama-drama, and dance-floor debacles in "Dance Drama at Ladybugs: A Bad Mama's Ballet." Because in the world of Ladybugs, humor takes center stage, and thinking about oneself is the greatest faux pas of all.Mad Love,W. H. Maxwell - Narrator of Absurdity#DanceDrama #BadMamasBallet #LadybugsLaughs #FunnyLetters #PodcastHumor #ComedyGold #MomLifeComedy #DanceMomChronicles #HumorousEpisodes #LittleLadybugsDance #BadMamasClub #DanceFloorDebacles #HilariousAntics #ThinkingIsTooHard #FunnyPodcast #MamaDrama #WittyBanter #LadybugsLife #DanceAcademyComedy #BadMamaDiaries #FunnyLettersToOwner #AbsurdityUnleashed #DanceMomJokes #MaxwellMusings #PodcastLaughs #SardonicSmiles"Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

In this captivating episode of "Thinking is Too Hard," W. H. Maxwell transports you back to the early days of the pandemic, offering a humorous glimpse into the peculiarities of life in Seattle during the lockdown. As the city embraced the pandemic with a unique enthusiasm, Maxwell recounts the unconventional measures taken by its residents to navigate the uncharted territory.Join Maxwell as he vividly describes the early masking antics, from DIY solutions like garbage bags and pink balaclavas to the fashion-forward pandemistas with their extravagant $100-a-foot yak wool scarves. Amidst the chaos of makeshift masks, Maxwell's grocery store encounter takes an unexpected turn when he spots a ninety-year-old man sporting an unusual facial covering—a woman's thong.As Maxwell navigates the bread aisle, the elderly gentleman's makeshift mask becomes a source of comedic contemplation. The narrative takes a hilarious turn as Maxwell imagines the unlikely scenario that led to this unique choice of face covering, involving laundry mix-ups, a granddaughter from Idaho, and a pocketful of mismatched masks.Through Maxwell's storytelling prowess, listeners are transported to the grocery store scene, where the elderly gentleman unwittingly becomes the center of attention. The humor escalates as Maxwell contemplates the cashier's reactions and the old man's oblivious delight in his newfound comedic prowess.Tune in to "Thinking is Too Hard" for a laughter-filled journey into the early days of the pandemic, where absurdity and hilarity go hand in hand. Maxwell's unique perspective and storytelling brilliance bring to life the quirks and comedy hidden within the everyday challenges of a world turned upside down."Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

Embark on a laughter-filled adventure with W. H. Maxwell in this episode of "Thinking is Too Hard," as he weaves a comical tale through the perplexing world of IKEA. Presented by FictionalPage.com, this 15-30 minute journey is a rollercoaster of humor and satire.Maxwell, a self-professed IKEA hater, takes you through the labyrinthine maze of flat-pack furniture, quirky design choices, and the dreaded food court lines. Picture the scene: lines moving at a snail's pace, shoppers packed like Scandinavian sardines, all vying for a taste of the coveted meatballs, veggies, and gravy. The whole ordeal follows hours of navigating the maze, interrupted every twenty feet by a wife's fascination with obscure Swedish pillow covers.Just when the IKEA odyssey reaches peak boredom, Maxwell encounters the final layer of the labyrinth—the children's section. Here, chaos ensues when his 3-year-old son, bored beyond measure, takes a dive into a seemingly charming tent, only to resurface with a bloody nose. A reactive dad moment unfolds as Maxwell rushes to the bathroom, unknowingly transforming into a blood-splattered vision straight out of American Psycho.Undeterred by his appearance, Maxwell proceeds to the food court, oblivious to the terror he instills in unsuspecting onlookers. As he confidently navigates the line, ordering extra mashed potatoes and chocolate cake, the unsuspecting public clears a path, mistaking him for a WWE wrestler or perhaps something more sinister.In this episode, Maxwell's unique storytelling style delivers not only hilarious escapades but also unexpected twists, transforming a mundane IKEA trip into a tale of horror-comedy. Tune in to "Thinking is Too Hard" for an entertaining journey where laughter is the key to surviving the IKEA maze. Don't miss out on the wit, satire, and sheer comedic brilliance that make this podcast a standout in the world of humor. Because sometimes, the best way to navigate life's absurdities is through the lens of W. H. Maxwell's humor."Because a podcast that makes you think is so last season. Step into the latest trend: 'Thinking is Too Hard,' where we're so stylishly dumb, it's brilliant."Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled journey through life's absurdities on 'Thinking is Too Hard.' We hope you enjoyed today's episode. Don't forget to catch us next week for more comedic musings! Visit our website at fictionalpage.com for bonus content and updates. Connect with us on Twitter @fictionalpage to stay in the loop. Until then, keep laughing, and remember, thinking is just too hard!#ThinkingIsTooHard #FictionalPage #WHMaxwell #Comedy #FunnyStories #PodcastHumor #LaughsU #Absurdity #LaughTherapy #HilariousInsights #WeeklyComedy #JestfulEpisodes #humorous #funny

Fictional Page Presents "On Thoughts, or 'Thinking is Too Hard'" - humorous stories and absurdist observations of life in the 21st century.  A letter from a congressman to his district regarding his past, and a note from a Tech CEO regarding some recent layoffs. If you like it, please recommend us to a friend, which is by far the best thing you can do to support us. If you want to go a step further, check out my patreon ( @fictionalpage) where you can see upcoming and never before seen works.We also have a website at www.fictionalpage.com with lots of art and links to my stories posted, and maintain and active Reddit and YouTube (@fictionalpage). Thank you again for listening, and until next time.

Fictional Page Presents "On Thoughts, or 'Thinking is Too Hard'" - humorous stories and absurdist observations of life in the 21st century.  A Letter to MARS Candy. Thank you for listening and I hope you have enjoyed this production.If you like it, please recommend us to a friend, which is by far the best thing you can do to support us. If you want to go a step further, check out my patreon ( @fictionalpage) where you can see upcoming and never before seen works.We also have a website at www.fictionalpage.com with lots of art and links to my stories posted, and maintain and active Reddit and YouTube (@fictionalpage). Thank you again for listening, and until next time.

A Happy Little Bus Ride - Thinking is Too Hard [ Audiobook - Humorous ]Fictional Page Presents "On Thoughts, or 'Thinking is Too Hard'" - humorous stories and absurdist observations of life in the 21st century.  A Happy Little Bus Ride by W. H. Maxwell. Ready by the Author. Thank you for listening and I hope you have enjoyed this production.If you like it, please recommend us to a friend, which is by far the best thing you can do to support us. If you want to go a step further, check out my patreon ( @fictionalpage) where you can see upcoming and never before seen works.We also have a website at www.fictionalpage.com with lots of art and links to my stories posted, and maintain and active Reddit and YouTube. Thank you again for listening, and until next time.

Fictional Page Presents "On Thoughts, or 'Thinking is Too Hard'" - humorous stories and absurdist observations of life in the 21st century.  A letter to a local children's dance academy from a BM. Thank you for listening and I hope you have enjoyed this production.If you like it, please recommend us to a friend, which is by far the best thing you can do to support us. If you want to go a step further, check out my patreon ( @fictionalpage) where you can see upcoming and never before seen works.We also have a website at www.fictionalpage.com with lots of art and links to my stories posted, and maintain and active Reddit and YouTube. Thank you again for listening, and until next time.

Fictional Page Presents "On Thoughts, or 'Thinking is Too Hard'" - humorous stories and absurdist observations of life in the 21st century.  Some observations on early pandemic life in the Pacific Northwest and an encounter at IKEA. Thank you for listening and I hope you have enjoyed this production.If you like it, please recommend us to a friend, which is by far the best thing you can do to support us. If you want to go a step further, check out my patreon ( @fictionalpage) where you can see upcoming and never before seen works.We also have a website at www.fictionalpage.com with lots of art and links to my stories posted, and maintain and active Reddit and YouTube. Thank you again for listening, and until next time.