This Podcast Is a Lie

This podcast is a lie. That's important to know. This episode is just a little aside, no prompts this time. Instead I'm going to tell the entirely true story about the cursed pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee. It's a story of crystal skulls, con men, mysterious cults, and the Bass Pro Shop. 

This podcast is a lie. That's important to know. This episode is a little different, and rather than tying together prompts for a conspiracy theory, I show my expertise in two subjects that I know nothing about.   Just as with the conspiracy episodes, I do not know what the subjects are before beginning, and everything is off the top of my head. In this case, I am an expert in Arm Wrestling, and Closet Space on the International Space Station.

This podcast is a lie. That's important to remember. In this episode we'll touch on a couple of conspiracy theory favorites! First we'll be tying together Boeing, one of our favorite missile manufacturers, with our fine feathered friends, birds. Next up we have DB Cooper, the famous idiot that jumped out of an airplane and the Dyatlov Pass Incident, where a bunch people got eaten by a yeti.

This podcast is a lie. That's important to remember. Each episode, via dice roll, we select two random prompts suggested by people online after which I will, without any preparation, create a conspiracy theory to connect those things. I do not know what the prompts will be before I roll the die and so the entire conspiracy is completely concocted in the moment, off the top of my head. In this first short episode, we'll be connecting the Bush's Beans Dog and the Brady Bill. I know that sounds like an absolute breeze.