Thought Abduction

WELCOME TO THOUGHT ABDUCTION. On today's episode Old Man Junkins and TxRanger talk about times when they fucked up severely as young children in the 21st century. OMJ dives deep into his Alberta roots and questions modern hip hop act City Girls while sipping water from a vodka bottle and proclaiming his love for Kool Keith.

On todays episode the crew talk about Laurin's trouble communicating, her love of horror classics and her seasonal affective disorder. Along with the cluster of conversation circled around Laurin's insecurities the pair discuss what Dan thinks the pineal gland could be used for and compare John Dee with Rasputin. . CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST: https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Outside edition! Thought Abduction sit down with life coach/musician/artist/all around cool guy Stevie Chow to talk about his life journey and the lessons he learnt along the way. Learning about unconscious thoughts, how a life path can change and keep changing and how to cope with it. We also discuss what we've been listening to including more Yeezy and Megan Thee Stallion (we wish you a happy hot girl summer!). Stevie Chow is a man of mystery yet such an open book and we hope you enjoy our discussion and OMJ's forceful skits and Laurin actually staying quiet to let somebody speak for once.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST: https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6CONTACT STEVIE: https://www.steviechowcoaching.com/

Thought Abduction presents an extra long episode! The crew sits down with fellow musician Andrew Douglas to talk about his new found love for Satan, the 7 tenants of The Satanic Temple, abortion laws, ayahuasca trips and the meaning of life. If you are in the Calgary area and want to do a little good with Andrew please get in touch with him for his weekly Satanic trash pickups! Thought abduction would like to thank you for listening and remember words are words and symbols mean nothing (unless you're like OMJ and think otherwise which is cool, it's a free world)CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST: https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Welcome back to the show. On todays episode Old Man Junkins and TxRanger explore the life and times of Insane Clown Posse. Throughout ICP's career they have managed to stay relevant within their fan base for decades and Thought Abduction is here to crack the code behind the years of success and try to understand what draws middle America to their unique and hardly changed sound. Don't hate it off the bat, try to understand and then go ahead and hate it if you want.

Thanks for tuning into another episode of Thought Abduction where Old Man Junkins and TxRanger fly off the handle in discussions about the greyhound decapitation, LoLo's recent incarceration and the tool possibly used by the elite to plan their insidious ritual sacrifices ~ Gematria. (Pronounced Juh-Mot-Tree-Yuh, OMJ was dicking that one up all episode :P)We also spent a good portion of this episode passionately and lovingly screaming at each other surrounded by light drinks and the devil's lettuce. OMJ has been on a HUGE James Brown kick and TxRanger talks smack about Tony Robbins' fat mouth. Other fun topics this episode include Laurin's diet of nothing but potato chips and king size beer, the people who popped out OMJ and how our two hosts curse more then sailors.    We have recently stepped up our intro/outro music as well, to really portray our intense (often hilarious) lyricism and creative passion for giving our audience a taste of what the episode pertains too. We were joined in the studio by the LOVELY Ann Taylor who provided stunning background vocals to our outside the box phrasing which is not only cutting edge but is also ahead of it's time.Sweet baby back listeners who we hold so dearly to our huge hearts~Please RATE, COMMENT and SUBSCRIBE to help this show grow so we can keep rocking in the "free world". Care to be a Sponsor on the show? Questions, comments or potential episode ideas?Email us at ThoughtAbduction@gmail.comInstagram: @ThoughtAbduction@Lonnejerk@OldManJunkins@AnnTaylorMusicLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST: https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

This one is for our locals. TxRanger's true crime brain cannot contain itself and spews out the events that took place on Friday December 20th 1974 that reshaped Calgary's police force forever. Along with the true crime talk Old Man Junkins thinks he can control chakra, how he hurt his knee thanks to the dinosaurs and Hank Williams CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST: https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

On today's episode Old Man Junkins and TxRanger shoot the shit and talk about Calgary Police Service's new armored vehicle, OMJ's recent run in with mall cops and TxRanger's habit of always choosing the easy way out.

On this episode of Thought Abduction OMJ and TxRanger revisit reptilians because Old Man Junkins is not ready to stop talking about them. Along with this the two discuss Apple Music vs. Spotify and ghost dicks.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Today we talk about the event that unfolded in Dallas, Texas November 23 1963. Why there is so much doubt surrounding the cause of the assassination of John F. Kennedy and remembering when Bob Dylan hardly sang along in the recording of We are the World.

This weeks episode is brought to you by Daniel's research. Old Man Junkins has a theory that isn't that far fetched (according to him). Were dinosaurs dragons and how did civilizations really kick off? you'll find out if you take a listen to this weeks episode. Along with this Laurin remains extremity relaxed and wants to talk about nothing more than old PBS Kids programs.

This week were talking about bigfoot and it's many depictions. Is Bigfoot just Slenderman in a Gorilla suit? Are they spirits of the forest? Are they even REAL?!CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Thought Abduction dives deep into themes they noticed in the movie Akira. Along with this Laurin continues on her hype train and Daniel breaks down why true enlightenment can't be reached through immoral acts.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Today we are joined by friend/improv comic/voice actor/human Conner Christmas to talk about what makes a comic a comic, what he was like as a child, 10 tailed demon cows and Santa Clause

Today we are joined by friend/improv comic/voice actor/human Conner Christmas to talk about what makes a comic a comic, what he was like as child, 10 tailed demon cows and Santa Clause.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Old Man Junkins and TxRanger talk about the K-pop machine and how it is kinda problematic. From the humble start of Channga tunes to Idols passing out on stage because they work 16 hour days. The TA crew talk about mass appeal and the mass production of K-pop.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Old Man Junkins and Laurin are back and kinda ready for the new year. The pair talk about Daniel being completely unaware of the American government shutdown, Laurin's resolution to only listen to hype music and trading favors with the devil.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

Its a wrap folks! Thought Abduction is coming to you to talk about our favourite tracks this year (Dan can not read show notes). Along with this we talk about Dans growth through homeschooling and Laurins stage never ending stage fright. We are eternally grateful for our listeners and friends who made this year so much fun. We will be back sometime in January for season 2! Thought Abduction would like to thank you for listening and encourage you to ALWAYS ABDUCT THOUGHTS.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

This week on Thought Abduction OMJ disrespects Britney Spears in front of semi drunk Laurin, Laurin wishes she was a pathogen and everyone agrees that unlimited juice is pretty nice. Along with the regular tomfoolery the Thought Abduction crew sit down and talk about Dan's recent run in with mental health and Laurin's continuous run ins. Thank you for listening and we encourage you to listen to your friends when/if they ever need you.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6

This weeks episode is brought to you by people with zero chill. Today OMJ and Laurin sit down to discuss Gavin McInnes, The Proud Boys, ANTIFA, and why people hate to hate. Along with the forever debate of left vs. right the crew talk about Fergie and songs they wish they wrote.CONTACT US: thoughtabduction@gmail.comLISTEN ALONG PLAYLIST:  https://tinyurl.com/y7lesto6