Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants

<p>Cathartic brain emptying for me.  Potentially humorous and thought provoking for you.  At least that's the optomistic version of how this could all go.  I once wrote a blog of the same name, and am trading the pen for the mic.  Gen X wisdom dispensed via fun stories, odd opinions, and absurd rants.  I use bad language sometimes.  Dropping new episodes on the 1st and 15th (I hope.... oh god, I've said it now, I better do it).  Canadian made :)</p>

Narrow Garage 407 Sale

Asking advertisers for some honesty, ranting about my narrow garage, and questioning how Canadian the 407 is really.

12-04
24:46

Moving Day

Getting over Blue Jay sadness, moving to a new home, and being irritated by the Internet yet again.

11-15
30:37

Top 5 Blue Jays Home Runs

The Jays are in the World Series and I can't focus on anything else. Here is a list of my 5 favourite Home Runs in Toronto Blue Jays history.

11-01
44:32

Thread The Needle

A couple of stories about trying to stay on my feet, and a couple of rants about selfish people.

10-15
28:36

Orange Shirt Six Seven

Quick reflection on National Truth and Reconciliation Day, Cross Border Shopping, and a rant about Passing Memes off as Humour.

10-02
28:15

My Graham Greene Story

Legendary Canadian Indigenous actor Graham Greene passed away recently. This is a story about the day our lives intersected.

09-20
39:26

Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Statue Decisions, Baseball Marketing, and What Makes a Great Beer Guy

07-01
28:49

Living in the Past

People have an odd fascination with wanting to go back to live in the 80's or 90's. Might be tougher than you think.

06-15
25:38

Vegas Bat Flip

Gambling, Forgiveness, Bat Flip, Vegas

05-15
39:31

Spider Funny Politics

The terrifying ordeal of having to kill a house spider. Laugh at my jokes dammit. Talking about politics without talking about politics.

05-01
34:27

When I Was A Rapper Part 5

Finally finishing up the story of when I was an aspiring Hip Hop artist.

04-15
01:03:20

When I Was A Rapper Part 4

Part 4 of my continuing adventures as an aspiring Hip Hop artist.

04-01
49:00

Never Put Me In Your Box

Confessing to being a low-key stalker for creative reasons, reminiscing on a High School field trip, and a cassette tape adventure.

03-15
42:25

Pee Votes Indeed

Starting with odd job recommendations. Continuing with odd voting practices. Finishing with a salty F-Bomb laden rant about how you shouldn't pee on the toilet seat.

03-01
29:13

When I Was A Rapper Part 3

Part 3 of the story about when I was a rapper.

02-15
57:32

When I Was A Rapper Part 2

Part 2 of the 'When I Was A Rapper' saga.

02-01
56:30

When I Was A Rapper Part 1

Quick rant about tobogganing, and the first instalment of an epic tale from my past.

01-15
01:02:55

Out Ro

Last episode of season one. Taking stock and wrapping up. A rant about crappy pencils, and a giant cliffhanger for next season.

11-16
27:14

Play The Game

Lamenting my inability to be an encouraging cheeseball on Linkedin, a story from college, and some life lessons.

11-01
26:29

Hating on Self Check Outs

In a world full of pet peeves, the grocery store self check out is the one that drives me the most crazy. Find out why.

10-15
28:09

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