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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.
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Dancing

Dancing

2026-09-1601:13:32

We are not the only species that dances but we are the only one that has Dancercise. With that in mind, perhaps it is worth reflecting on the often misquoted words of 17th century poet and scholar John Donne: “Any man’s death diminishes me, because I am involved in Dancercise. Therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.” Thanks for Sandor of the other side of wherever for this week’s topic.With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladMerch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: [email protected] Insta: threebeansaladpod
Taxis

Taxis

2026-09-0958:262

Taxi drivers in the UK are exempt from having to wear seatbelts so that their passengers have one less thing to strangle them with mid-journey - a sobering little fact and one which perhaps illustrates the nature of the relationship between cabbies and their fares through the ages. Thanks to Phil of Utrecht for suggesting taxis as this week’s topic for the podcast (which has always been and remains steadfastly anti-strangle).Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladGoodbye to the Hyundai video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7vC6zxNKBIWith thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: [email protected] Insta: threebeansaladpod
Musicals

Musicals

2026-09-0201:04:171

It is known that EVERY event is better when punctuated by songs (hence hymns, national anthems, Auld Lang Syne etc). It stands to reason therefore that the musical is the apogee of human endeavour. Can you imagine then the excitement of the beans when this week’s topic was barfed out of The Bean Machine and musicals is what it turned out to be???!!!! Thanks to Sophie of somewhere probably for this perfectly judged suggestion.Tickets for Henry's tour: henrypaker.comTickets for Mike's tour: mrmikewozniak.comTickets for Beef And Dairy Network at the London Podcast FestivalIN HALL: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-5/STREAMING: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online/With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: [email protected] Insta: threebeansaladpod
August Anti-sode

August Anti-sode

2026-08-0510:502

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September)Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad
No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we only do four episodes a month because of Andy Burnham)
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