Throwing Fits

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. RIP la capra Italiana. This week, Jimmy and Larry are paying homage to boxer style shorts, wearing the band tee to the funeral, when to bust out the Paraboots, cotton-linen blends, dumpy diaper butt pants, adult acne, remembering the one and only Giorgio Armani and his immeasurable influence, how archivists and mood boarders are moving in response to the news, ruminating on contemporary collective grief over a celebrity death, Lawrence finally saw Oasis live at MetLife Stadium and it lived up to his impossibly high expectations and he could probably talk about it forever to be honest so forgive him as he gets a little emotional, what even is Padel, Kith is opening up a member’s only club in NYC and bringing Erewhon and a bunch of other sponsors with them (including Armani) so let’s break it all down since it’s gonna cost you $36,000/year, luxury hammam handjobs, you might’ve heard that SSENSE filed for bankruptcy protection but how did we get here and what might happen next, and much more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Slop it up. This week, Jimmy and Larry are happy to be back in the stu to chop it up in-person style on ECCO.kollektive, natural performance fabrics, a turbo Euro Zyn taste test disguised as a gift, Lawrence saves the day from a wedding wardrobe malfunction proving fashion friends actually have value, a never before seen airplane footwear maneuver, J.Crew got busted for posting AI slop so we break down all the angles and fallout and even create a bunch of our own ads and fit pics with ChatGPT, losing a brand deal because you failed a background check, is performative just the latest slur and if everything is performative does that mean nothing is performative, are pickme girls the female equivalent, a galaxy brain culture synthesizing head-to-toe would you rather based on Tyshawn Jones’ Supreme salary, stumbling and bumbling into a player’s box at the US Open, content creators are leaning into their casual tennis newb status, Carlos Alcaraz’s new look and much more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. You have been selected. This week, Jimmy is Zooming in from Greece to check in with Larry on makeshift sweatsuits, luxury logo belts, Greek beer graphic design, the NFL script has been written, a potential futures bet involving Taylor Swift, how much integrity does Jay-Z really have, toilet paper dilemmas, tapping into a Mad Men rewatch, the block party scene in Brooklyn has changed, against all odds we were somehow selected for the CFDA Fashion Awards Guild so we break down the categories and cast our votes live on pod, checking in on Kith and Ronnie Fieg after their comeback fashion show and the institution they’ve built, Pinterest’s top 10 fall trends predictions give us a look into Gen Z’s fried brains, Lawrence went on a double date with friend of the show and Industry co-creator Konrad Kay to Le Veau d'Or and had supposedly the best entree the city has to offer, James breaks down everything happening on his favorite Greek island, partying with crazy Euro guys, 5:30pm lunches, rich boat guy swag, one half of the pod is being impersonated on Hinge in Australia so we review this ridiculous attempt at catfishing, 9/11 weather and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Bite like a snake. This week, Jimmy is Zooming in from Germany to catch up with Larry on having Havaianas and Labubus for breakfast, stealing tees from Kanye West lore, our Copenhagen Fashion Week dinner with mfpen, how to effectively design a seating chart and deliver a toast, crazy neighbors hate functions, how men vs. women gossip, Sigurd Bank gave Lawrence a guided tour of Copenhagen, cargo bike cuck chairs, frigid canal dips, Danish McDonald’s review, welcome to spa mansion, James linked with Jockum Hallin for good food and better conversation, going broke because you do your laundry at the hotel, a Stockholm jawnz haul, the shop boy social safety net, spoiler alert: they don’t make fish soup in summer, it’s almost as if German trains are cursed or something, militant physics tennis training, accidentally booking a clothing optional foreskin forward resort and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Hej! This week, Jimmy and Larry are coming to you from Copenhagen for a thorough rundown of the dizzying highs and terrifying lows of Copenhagen Fashion Week. Ranging from flying with a diva icon, life-changing ramen, shopping sprees galore, schmoozing with Denmark’s Illuminati at a house rager, indoor cigs in a killdungeon, park sandwiches, analyzing the good and the bad Danish swag, almost spending rent on Phoebe Philo, to performative thigh tattoo showing, this one’s got it all, folks. Stop reading this immediately and enjoy another instant classic on the road special edition of The Only Podcast That Matters™.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. We’ve got smaller things to worry about. This week, Jimmy and Larry are locking in their new schedule before (slowly) speeding into buying women’s sneakers, the dangers of horizontal stripes making you look like a little boy, Chief Keef eBay filters, footie fever is ratcheting up, exposing guests who lied on the pod, getting radicalized by the Citi Bike speed limit, doing fashion vs. getting dressed, your Reddit history is forever, Lawrence bombed at the MR Awards aka the Schmoscars aka the Garmmies but he’s still here to share the speech he wrote, Sydney Sweeney’s generational bag chasing ignites the culture war, James’ correspondence with Jeremy Fragrance culminated with quite the ask plus reading some R-rated texts with another mystery guest booking, sage unc bachelor party integration, the guns are bigger in Texas, all Waymos must be destroyed, finding your friend’s dad’s Tripadvisor’s account kicks off the sincere recommendation revolution, how much salt is too much salt, H&M’s Dimes Square collection might be a flex, the many dangers of ironic fashion, what we’re getting up to at Copenhagen Fashion Week and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. It’s getting creamy. This week, Jimmy and Larry are podding early because you’re either mad for plaid or mad about it, vintage shopping in Dumbo, beater curiosity, it’s nice having your whole day ahead of you to present your homie with an award, the greatest menswear beefs of all time of which we are two-thirds a part of, Jax leaving The Valley dovetails into an empathetic conversation about divorced guys and whether they deserve our sympathy and/or pity, we were the two oldest guys at the Tyler, the Creator concert so we have an extensive old head scene report and a discussion surrounding this career and influence over the youth, let’s all cop some new khakis, spending the day with Emily Oberg, tips for buying deodorant at the gas station, an extensive review of McDonald’s new McCrispy Strips and Snack Wraps, what is the purpose of ranch at the movie theater, it should come as no surprise that the best Jamaican food in New York can be found in Kingston, planning a family vacation is not for the faint of heart especially if your parents are traumatized by ghosts of all-inclusive past, BBC (the drink smfh) season is here and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Let pod sort em out. This week, Jimmy and Larry are playing in the snow like Rudolph after thanking everyone for hanging with us at Roberta’s and crushing Dirties over the weekend, you have most definitely had 10,000 drinks in your lifetime, who is allowed to wear vintage tennis shorts, French slurs, revisiting how much could Condé Nast actually be worth, why is James is going no carb while Lawrence is carb loading, the perfect day in New Jersey might surprise you, bible bread, sauce talk, can Superman really be good, a scene report from The Clipse listening party, you might’ve seen us on stream, a lesson in door etiquette bro code, a special edition of meat watching before we even get into Conor McGregor’s exercise regimen, why is Bieber beefing with Virginia’s finest, Swag is great, Travis Scott sucks, a brief but comprehensive history of w*ggas (and why it’s so back) that culminates with a Druski skit, our long national nightmare of Love Island USA is finally over, Love Island UK however is just heating up, why everyone who leaves the show automatically becomes an LA content creator.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Big beautiful podcast. This week, Jimmy and Larry are finally back home, inviting you to our backyard day party with Dirty Water at Roberta’s this Saturday, July 12th, before diving into the trial of Love Island USA’s Cierra Ortega, tees with a message, dickhead merch, Demna’s goodbye Balenciaga show, Heron Preston buys his name back, Italians suck at streetwear which might actually matter if the genre is actually back, we have no choice but to dive back into the flip-flop discourse as it reaches a fever pitch, Justin Bieber finally launches his brand SKYLRK, Oasis reunion tour vibes thus far and how they compare to The Clipse’s album rollout, does it even matter at this point if the Amazon buying Condé Nast rumors are true, a tempting houseparty invite from our Parisian Airbnb neighbors, James last day in Paris was jampacked with intel, after nonstop fashion bro talk sometimes you just need to kiki with the gays and play some pool, an emergency Candian detour, can you actually put a price on human life, Lawrence had himself a relaxing routine vacation in Italy at La Posta Vecchia with an interesting cast of characters straight out of The White Lotus, James celebrated his birthday at Sea Ranch but there were a bunch of rules and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Welcome to another semi-regular episode with friends both new and old, codename: Friday Fiasco. This Week, Jimmy and Larry are coming to you live from ThriftCon NYC thanks to our good friends at Adidas, hitting the stage with Emma Rogue, owner and founder of Rogue, to talk everything from her expert eye for vintage trends and how to succeed at social media to expanding her empire and aura farming loiterers so you can take your ass into the weekend in style.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Bonjour! This week, Jimmy and Larry are coming to you from Paris for a marathon play-by-play of everything that went down at Paris Fashion Week. From eating and drinking to shopping and schmoozing, this one has it all, including a special cameo from Lawrence’s wife Jenna. Stop reading this immediately and enjoy another instant classic on the road special edition of The Only Podcast That Matters™.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. On our new weekly mini ep, we’re fucking around and getting silly with the GD MFing Boyz, recapping and breaking down this week’s guest pod and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know more about, including but not limited to: Lawrence explains how he and That Mexican OT are related, unpacking the packing discourse (maybe you’re even bringing a yo-yo), and our personal favorite Texas rap.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Our interview with That Mexican OT is for the country boys. That Mexican OT—rapper whose new album Recess is out August 22nd—smoked a joint outside of our office   before spitting bars on yo-yos, chancletas, his collection of grillz and friendship with the legendary Johnny Dang, the surprising lack of creativity in rap nowadays but thankfully it was instilled in him at a young age, his favorite Texas rappers and why his home state is always a culture leader, exotic cowboy boots, he’s a big god guy, cowboys vs. country boys, his cars are like his children, just because you’re peaceful doesn’t mean you’re harmless, fear-inducing psychedelic trips, freestyle battle rapping grown men as a child as a party trick for his father, clarifying that onion in his pocket, a bunch of hometown talk because Lawrence has also been to Bay City and is technically family, what it’s like stepping into a bullring, his love for women, his nostalgic new music and much more on That Mexican OT's interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Bon voyage! This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting in one last sweltering pod in NYC before jetting off to Paris Fashion Week on test-driving jawnz before giving up precious real estate to them on vacation, going sockless, how many sunglasses is too many sunglasses to travel with, we’ll be getting in on the packing discourse a lot this week, what we’re going to be up to in Paris and everything we’re looking forward to in terms of riding, hitting, smoking, eating, drinking and shopping, how to stay healthy during Fashion Week, Our Legacy has a new long sleeve tee featuring a bunch of hate comments from the TF subreddit as part of their new “B-sides” S/S 26 collection, we were the oldest and most collared guys at ThriftCon NYC but still came away with a bunch of glass half full takes, are manpris really on the horizon, AND1 Mixtape style basketball shorts, Lawrence revisits some bullying trauma from his youth which he rightfully deserves because he went last minute shopping in Soho on a Friday for some inexplicable reason, James got his Make-A-Wish granted thanks to Ralph Lauren and actually tried out to be a U.S. Open ball boy, two great new restaurants reviewed in the West Village and Bed-Stuy, we’re finally ready to talk about Love Island aka the best show on television and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. It’s not clocking to you that we’re standing on business, is it? This week, Jimmy and Larry want to thank everyone for buying shorts for a good cause, set your calendar alerts because we’re doing a live pod at ThriftCon this weekend—Saturday, June 21st—jeans that are definitely jeans, when the brand doubles as your zodiac sign, Très Bien’s sale is not to be trifled with, did we finally learn how to pronounce Port Tanger, we’re not saying we convinced John C. Reilly to join Instagram but maybe we did, Tennis has officially gone full streetwear thanks to Supreme x Yonex and Kith x Wilson so how did we get here and what does it mean, are there any hobbies left that are immune to collabs, Lawrence had a wonderful time dining at Eddie Huang’s new pop-up restaurant Gazebo, Asian fusion is so back which is good because it rules, James mingles with the fairer sex at Paige DeSorbo’s Daphne launch, pajama drama, welcome to Jamaica where the Red Stripe is frosty and the fire is slapped, it’s WW3 so make sure you hit up the gay orgy bomb shelter, explaining why Quentin Tarantino and Caitlyn Jenner are in Israel, England is magic, buying stock in a new TikTok guy, revising our assessment of Justin Bieber’s mental health and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. On our new weekly mini ep, we’re fucking around and getting silly with the GD MFing Boyz, recapping and breaking down this week’s guest pod and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know more about, including but not limited to: spilling coffee everywhere right before John C. Reilly arrived, being an audience of two while Isaac Hindin-Miller does his thing live, and sweating like two whores in church. 

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Our interview with John C. Reilly is romantic. John—Oscar-nominated actor and Grammy-nominated musician whose new album What’s Not to Love is out Friday, June 13th—was kind enough to swing by the stu while he was in town to talk EGOTs, researching and developing new suit technology, custom shirt vaults in Los Angeles, shopping for rare hats in London, he ain’t got no stylist, his swaggy sons, the art of clowning and his former (RIP) collection of clown paintings, Mister Romantic’s guide to romance, a rapid fire game of all the legendary directors he’s worked with, Joaquin Phoenix and Will Ferrell are great hangs, getting Step Brothers lines yelled at him in the airport, the great cereal heist of his youth and much more on John C. Reilly's interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. This is the Carter so hold onto your teenage fodder. This week, James and Lawrence are reflecting on our new favorite pants and knitwear, proto menswear grails, tactical boots even protestors and cops can agree on, ordering a Waymo so you can torch on demand, getting political thanks to our podcast with the people’s champ Zohran Mamdani, some folks were big mad but others finally decided it was time to learn how to vote, what technically constitutes an endorsement, last minute logistical chaos, explaining slang and bars to high-powered comms folks, turns out Joe Rogans of the left don’t have to be capital J journalists, teasing another legend hitting your ears this week, Lawrence breaks down the Dieworkwear Twitter situation, Turnstile rocked Under the K Bridge, Lil Wayne bombed at MSG, Tha Carter VI just might be the worst album of all time, see your legends while you can but also at the right time, Roland Garros delivered a classic and we’re all Carlos Alcaraz and Coco Gauff guys now, what actually happened to Sabalenka’s boyfriend, James has some ideas on how to make baseball games more fun and more.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. On our new weekly mini ep, we’re fucking around and getting silly with the GD MFing Boyz, recapping and breaking down this week’s guest pod and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know more about, including but not limited to: our official tipping stances for a variety of scenarios, memories of HBA’s golden years, and that one time James made his own streetwear line.

Subscribe to Throwing Fits on Substack. Our interview with Zohran Mamdani is relentless. Zohran—a politician running to be the next mayor of New York City—took time out of his extremely busy schedule to check in with us on the first suit he ever bought from an illegal street fair, reviewing the gametape from the first debate and the bars he left in the chamber, hilarious and pointed criticism of Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams, addressing NYC’s affordability crisis plus we have some policy recommendations for him, he’s not hiding a child, his coalition is a movement that will accept you with open arms, a quick game of choice rank voting some of the city’s most iconic nuisances, assuming he wins will he stay in Queens or post up in Gracie Mansion, if he drops an inshallah you already know he’s punting, a certain opponent’s rumored nipple piercings and confirmed campaign finance missteps, knowing the difference between lecturing and listening is how you bring voters back into the tent, so-called radical ideas are actually necessary and achievable and he can back it up despite the criticisms of his lack of experience, a fair weather Knicks fan state of the union, as a rapper himself what MCs he thinks might make good mayors, our mutual friend Heems actually got him into politics, what his filmmaker mother thinks of his social media, even if you’re running for office and you have no free time you still have the dulcet tones of Rae Sremmurd, unwinding with the other Mark Walberg on Temptation Island and much more on Zohran Memdani’s interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.