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Author: Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, The McElroy Brothers

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The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.
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Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

Til Death Do Us Blart 2020

2020-11-2601:35:483

Well pals, it's that time of year again. American Thanksgiving. This year, we're mixing things up with a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 commentary track designed to be synced with the film. Yes, you read that right, we're ACTIVELY incentivizing the watching of this film. Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
Bonus Episode: Origins

Bonus Episode: Origins

2020-04-2801:02:53

When the world cried out for a distraction, five dumb heroes answered the call. For one time only, Til Death Do Us Blart goes where it has never gone before: the beginning of it all.
Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

Til Death Do Us Blart 2019

2019-11-2801:19:19

It’s American Thanksgiving once more and so the grim task of forcing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 into their eyeballs and ears. This year features some bold new approaches to consuming the movie and, if we’re being honest, some mistakes were made… Enjoy! Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: “Bottom of the River” by Delta Rae
Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

Til Death Do Us Blart 2018

2018-11-2201:36:102

American Thanksgiving can mean only one thing: Five people, somewhere on Earth, have watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Stay tuned to the end of this year's installment of this beloved tradition for some exciting news from Tim and Guy!  Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery Music: "California Soul" by Marlena Shaw
Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

Til Death Do Us Blart 2017

2017-11-2301:14:531

American Thanksgiving is upon us yet again and while we reflect on the bounty that various cosmic powers have provided us with, we can also be grateful that Kevin James' comedy highlight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 has been digitally captured for our endless, annual enjoyment.   Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery   Music: "Fly Away" by John Camerson
Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

Til Death Do Us Blart 2016

2016-11-2401:34:12

Here we are again, friends. It's been what can only be described as a BonerYear, but that won't stop us from watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 a-fucking-gain. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "You Are The Light" by Jens Lekman
Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

Til Death Do Us Blart 2015

2015-11-2601:27:45

Sit down, pour a mug of hot cocoa and prepare for an annual tradition that you can pass on to your children, their children and their children and their children. It's Til Death Do Us Blart, an annual review of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 that will continue until the end of linear time. Current hosts (who can only be freed from their hosting duties by death): Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy Music: "Vou Recomeçar," Gal Costa
The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. There is no escape.
Comments (23)

Ashton

I love how every single year they rediscover that the cowriter voiced Salem the Cat in Sabrina

Jul 8th
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ICU81MI

As a new zealander I whole heartedly endorse griffin's use of our language. Please curse more you soft yanky cunts!

Apr 29th
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Inez

Holy crap amazing mid year treat!

Apr 28th
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zeldasurvive

the dawn of an era

Jan 16th
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Hailey McCulloch

I love listening to this never having watched PB1 or 2. The mystery lol...

Dec 5th
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Thomas Blue

#1 podcast of all time. binge all 6 episodes now to catch up while there's still time

Nov 30th
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Isak The Baron

ALMOST FORGOT, FUCK YES. My two favorite podcasts combined. You absolute legends.

Nov 30th
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Mae

YES

Nov 28th
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crunch evo

gonna listen to all the way through this year!... thank PBNC2 for x3 speed

Nov 28th
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Michael Okon

"or in american as you say, half a METER more" is the best joke i've ever heard

Mar 31st
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ari

this podcast makes up for the fact that i actually did watch the movie to listen to it

Nov 25th
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Courtney Smith

This episode dropped on my birthday this year. Great gift, boys!

Nov 23rd
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Real Music

Gets better each year!

Nov 22nd
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Maja E

oh HAELL YEAH BABBEY

Nov 22nd
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Lucien Taylor

this podcast is the reason i can't sleep at night

Nov 3rd
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Pochimonster

I've never seen Paul Blart or Paul Blart 2, I think its the best way to enjoy this. I'm horrified but intrigued.

Sep 10th
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Pamela W

This is gold

Jan 10th
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Sebastian Kinsler

dope

Nov 25th
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