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Tim Barnes and Simon Berry are two very happy chappies from Shrewsbury, and Brain Spill is their first podcast outing. Brain Spill will give you an unhealthy insight into the minds of Tim and Simon as they jump from topic to topic without missing a beat. Whether it’s discussing who would win in a fight between Colonel Mustard and Professor Plum or deciding whether Simon would kiss a hairy genie before he is granted his wishes, Tim and Simon are probably sure to deliver. Sit back, relax and plug yourself in to Tim and Simon's Brain Spill.
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Tim contemplates two weeks without either Twitter or clothing and Simon finally uncovers exactly what Jehovah's Witnesses have witnessed, and it's not pretty. Tim and Simon's Drop in Clinic opens its doors for the first time, offering help and advice to those who need it most (not to be taken literally or you could end up dead). Also, find out which wise man said "let he who casts the first stone laugh longest".
BREAKING NEWS: Gang related crimes involving ghetto pandas are on the rise. The Crystal Maze gets a Jigsaw make-over. Rumours of a Tim and Simon affair continue and Barnes turns crazy after laughing at his own reflection. All this plus Tim and Simon's Drop-in Clinic prepares to open its doors, offering help and advice to anyone that needs it! Email podcast@timandsimon.co.uk
Discover the many pitfalls of operating a petrol station on a Mountain Dew overdose, cruelty to children, and some welcome additions to the world of onomatopoeia. While you try to guess what was really said before the start, let Tim express his concern over what the low rumbling near his flat is, and find out the extent of Simon?s drug knowledge.
This time around Tim and Simon discuss what it would feel like to have an intrusion of cockroaches, Tim decides he is Hugh Laurie and diagnoses his own mysterious illness and you find out why Keanu Reeves? acting is so wooden. All this plus why you should never trust Simon to be your lawyer! This podcast 42% guarantees to make you more attractive to the opposite sex, the same sex, and bumblebees.
Surely Tim and Simon can't do a running commentary for the royal wedding before the big day? No. They can't. But Tim uncovers his dark side with the 'James Earl Jones Helmet' and Simon speaks of the horrors of drinking Red Bull. Confused.com? You really shouldn?t be. All will become clear once you delve into the 16th episode - and while you're at it, go and officially "Like" us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/BrainSpill
Hello you! How nice of you to read this. Now, how about you click on the download button and acquire this gem of a podcast. Where else will you find out whether or not it's wrong to fancy Smurfette? Why a dead finger does not make a good moustache? Or why the hell horses are called Gee-Gees? Well thanks to Tim and Simon's Brain Spill you can find out all of this and more!
If you?re really rubbish at rock paper scissors then you need to listen as Tim and Simon reveal the secrets of becoming an RPS champion, they also explore the seedy world of fishing and Tim gets a crook in his neck via the evil hands of Uri Geller. All delivered with the sweet sound of birds chirping in the background; they were for dinner.
Contemplating life from a humanoid robot, Tim and Simon discuss the difficulty of being six inches tall, why the cast of Glee should watch out for Simon?s crossbow, and why Tim has a very dirty finger. Also discover how a twitter addiction can cause you to put hashtags where they shouldn?t belong #rubbishpodcastdescription. So force your ears to listen to Tim and Simon?s Brain Spill. Cheers mon!
In episode 12 of Brain Spill poetry is on the cards, Tim and Simon try to rhyme and don?t find it very hard. They talk about the plight of nuns and arguing with machines, putting fruit down your pants and poo strung from trees. So if you?re feeling sad, or full of aches and niggles, then listen to this podcast, it?s good for poos and giggles.
Find out how to perform Mario Kart style attacks in the realm of reality, why Colin Firth would look much better as a blue alien, and the best way to remove your masculinity in a male dominated pub. Please do hark at what a real man consists of in the gospel according to Barnes, why Simon needs the Ghostbusters, and the great gammon debate possibly continues.
In the tenth outing of their short running podcast, they discuss why a man in Shrewsbury should be very protective of his head, how if you’re rude to Tim on the roads you may find yourself in his attic; and discover why Simon shouldn’t be allowed near sharp items. Oh, and Tim makes bold claims about the world’s love of gammon. Email podcast@timandsimon.co.uk
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