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TLE 206 - The Latex Race

TLE 206 - The Latex Race

2025-01-2901:06:301

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we cover the cost of fighting fires — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/29/2025) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, the inmates run the asylum. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/22/2025) And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
TLE 204 - Monkeying

TLE 204 - Monkeying

2025-01-1501:09:43

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, Bird and Car discuss the troubles of both man and monkey. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/15/2025) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we recap the greatest year in News yet. We lose Car early on in the episode, so we'll have to give him some Over the Line time soon. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (1/8/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, the Number One J Burden Tracking Podcast in America fulfills its weekly obligations. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/18/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we talk about Albanian assassins, updates to Joe Theory, and Germanic Drug Addicts. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (12/11/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we congratulate ourselves for 200 wonderful episodes, discuss a very important pact, catalogue our sneak-throughs, wives, and the grand strategy. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE
TLE 199 - Mac & Cheese Map

TLE 199 - Mac & Cheese Map

2024-11-2701:17:19

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we bring on the extremely important Lee Enfield to expose Birdo's economic idiocy, talk Thanksgiving statistics, and ponder the supervolcanic apocalypse. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/27/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we cover the InfoWars shut-down, the feeling of absolute backness, winter woes, and woodland escapades. War Room Episode 4055: Deep State Shuts Down Infowars: https://warroom.org/episode-4055-deep-state-shuts-down-infowars/ — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/20/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
TLE 197 - Crystallization

TLE 197 - Crystallization

2024-11-1301:16:151

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we crystallize our co-host. Also, we discuss hoes and crows. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/13/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
TLE 196 - It Happened

TLE 196 - It Happened

2024-11-0601:03:221

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, which was absolutely recorded live, we discuss The Election of our Great and True Leader. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (11/9/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
THE ONE TO SPOOK THEM ALL. (PART 1) Continue listening to PART 2 by becoming a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth … Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth This year's Halloween spooktacular is back and stronger than ever. Its so long, it comes with a directory this year. Check below for more information and timestamps. We at TLE extend our sincerest thanks to our guests and our listeners. Without you, this wouldn't have been possible. (10:11) AARON https://x.com/btwa_RETURNS Aaron, professional worker extraordinary, tells us about some of the most horrific workplace deaths that face the average blue-collar guy. (1:41:21) HOSS https://x.com/FETTERMANIAC Our resident cannibal expert Hoss Minogue joins us to teach us about the wild world of eating people. (2:35:07) DR VAMPIRE https://x.com/headless_giant World-renowned paranormal investigator Dr. Vampire regales us of fascinating tales from vampiric antiquity. (3:15:58) DUNE https://x.com/DoomerInsights Our company lawyer, Dune, traces the history of ghost law in Anglo-Saxon, English, and American courts. (4:10:35) REDHAWK https://x.com/redpilledhawk President of the Old Glory Club Mr. Redhawk joins Bird to reflect on some of the spookiest, weirdest news stories of the year so far. (4:57:16) BRAXTON https://x.com/braxton_mccoy TLE's beloved superstar conservationist and Horse-Whisperer Braxton McCoy joins Car and Bird for a little game of "guess the creepy bird call". (5:23:26) CAR https://x.com/TLE_Car Carcampit and Bird endeavor to review Full Moon Entertainment's masterpiece classic Puppet Master.
TLE 195 - We're Woke

TLE 195 - We're Woke

2024-10-2301:07:39

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss love, french fries, and being woke. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/23/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
TLE 194 - Updated Holidays

TLE 194 - Updated Holidays

2024-10-1601:03:11

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss everyone's favorite Jewish-American sailor. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (10/16/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
TLE 193 - The Armadillo Bit

TLE 193 - The Armadillo Bit

2024-10-0901:07:49

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss vermin removal. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we try to innovate. We Xplore Spaces to see if it'll work. We got off to a rocky start here, but I think things ended up turning out well as they could have given The Circumstances. We'll probably experiment with X Spaces in the future. Paz and I discuss pre-historic butter and chinese poop deaths. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
STS 40: Some Books Are Bad

STS 40: Some Books Are Bad

2024-09-2801:04:00

Paz and friend of the show Doc Brown talk in circles about how magic books are real, and sometimes that's Bad Actually.
TLE 191 - No More Joy

TLE 191 - No More Joy

2024-09-2501:04:13

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, Bird and Aaron steal all of the joy. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/25/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, Birdo welcomes the fearless Kevin Castley onto America's Most Popular News Program. We talk Donald Trump and the rise of the NAFO threat and Le Struggles of Le Working Class. Follow Kevin on X: @KevinCastley Check out Superpower Broadcasting: https://www.youtube.com/superpowerbroadcasting Also, check out the Superpower Gaming: https://www.youtube.com/@superpgaming Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SuperpowerBroadcasting Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/superpowerbroadcasting — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (9/18/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!
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Cody _

This guy talking is giving me anxiety

Sep 26th
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Brad Burkley

Oh my god! Who is the short bus guy? I can't listen.

Sep 18th
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Brad Burkley

I can't stand Pete. He's a gay jew that sounds like Jan Brady. He thinks he's brilliant because he records himself trying to read books. Not the reasons one, here, might have expected.

Aug 22nd
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Brad Burkley

I listened to this show a year or so ago and deleted it from the shows I listen to. I don't know why!? wtf. Hilarious. A great humorous alternative counter weight to all of the serious stuff.

Jul 4th
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Brad Burkley

Safe to say you fellas don't read a lot of Shakespeare. The funniest part was listening to you guys suggesting "we need to bring back nunneries" without understanding what that is. Hilarious.

May 28th
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Andagger Herc

Iran listens to these guys more than Canadians, now good reader, tell me which coustry is more f#cked up in oct 2022. These guys are to blame.

Oct 5th
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Andagger Herc

suck it up cupcake , roll with the devil get burned .

May 21st
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Andagger Herc

by far he most BASED episode these fags have released . Car jumps the shark birds cry and Aron wants his money Joe . 5 stars

Feb 25th
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Cole Westergaard

states rights would be a reason

Jul 23rd
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Cole Westergaard

the space station hole pic is an album cover art from years ago! Remedy Drive commodity from 2014!!

Jul 22nd
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mps3119

One of my favorite podcasts

Aug 10th
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Nobody

I came here and subscribed before I ever listened from Tom Woods. Down with government.

May 16th
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Pascal

FAG forever <3

May 5th
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