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Do you realize you're creating your reality? Grab a cocktail, fire up, or pop an edible...and join Kim and Maranda for a light-hearted look at the wild "reality" of the evolution of consciousness!
49 Episodes
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With Special Guest Tess!
Source is nothing experiencing itself as everything, and then going back to nothing
Striving to be a new person in every moment
The Pattern App - What is an Identity, anyway?
Kimberly can't stop buying new clothes to define herself
How our culture requires us to be "client-facing"
Dressing according to mood and connection to Source
How to focus your attention on something without getting attached to it?
Using Bashar's Formula of Manifestation
Kimberly's guide tells us how to allow unknown possibilities and patience
Why disappointment can be the best thing that happens to you
Jamye Price's Light Language at www.jamyeprice.com
Ending things so that new things can begin. Let's start with "SHOULD"
Navigating the RIGHT and WRONG waters with others
Maranda's Team's guidance when with others: Your only purpose is your presence
How Kimberly's rash disappeared as soon as the lesson was learned
Maranda is drinking: Water
Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer
Tess is drinking: Electrolytes
Back after a long hiatus! Maranda explains why she's had nothing to say.
Kimberly and Maranda welcome guest Tess, the little ray of sunshine to balance the Tipsy Mystics.
Guilt over Lightworkers feeling irksome at people's behavior.
Challenging the "Always Be Doing" programming. It's OK NOT TO DO!
Facing the Queen of Denial. If you deny it, it's gonna hit you in the face.
TIME: what exactly IS it nowadays?
Pickleball: Immediate existence on everyone's timeline.
Unavoidable Politics - From Inclusion to Exclusion - the Lightworkers' dilemma.
The difference between being powerless and lacking control.
"I may not have control, but I do have power, or I wouldn't exist."
You are NO ONE and you're NOTHING, per Maranda.
Maranda is drinking: Water
Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Seltzer
Tess is drinking: Electrolytes
How Ancient Egypt is still expanding our consciousness
Kimberly predicts that Atlantis will be uncovered from the ice caps
Hathor's Mystery School taught people how to bilocate
(Cat video bomb)
WTFoff: regrets and past memories rearing ugly heads in the sleep state
WTFoff: self-sacrifice
The Great Pyramid, Orion and his belt in 10,500 BCE
Star Wars and Life on Orion - The Black League
Maranda explains polarity on Earth
Open Contact - 2023 opens the door per Bashar
Meeting high-frequency beings without freaking out
Paul Selig channeling "God is playing as You"
Science vs Spirituality
Nuclear Fission powering homes in 5 years?
Direct messages from the Universe
The definition of 'being in limbo'
Playing a part in someone else's healing
Punching yourself in the face with criticism
Crying levels 2021 vs 2022
Plastic in the Collective
NFTs and the power issue
Selfless inventors helping those in need
Maranda is still drinking H20 - in hydration mode
Kimberly is drinking H20 + Titos vodka
Goodbye to Queen Elizabeth.
911 Heroes and guilt at not caring.
Insurance: Are you expecting bad things to happen? (audio issues).
Making decisions with partial information: The Human Way.
Kimberly visits a bazaar brothel in another reality.
Maranda learns her purpose of embracing the Human Body.
Finding the magic in the mundane.
Maranda opens a wormhole at work
Accepting that everything is in limbo
Maranda is drinking water
Kimberly is drinking Tito's and Coconut Hint Water
Limitations!
The Self is not Limited, per Seth
Beliefs we thought were GONE...not.
How to be more "Me."
Going: Anything that focuses you on what ISN'T.
Taking responsibility for the good things you've done.
Being inexperienced at joy.
Kimberly meets a 1,000 year-old woman.
Technology or Nature. It's up to you.
Kimberly's new dishwasher.
You don't have to figure it all out.
Kimberly embeds love into a stranger's new house.
Eating: heading toward algae smoothies & nutritional chocolate chip cookies.
Maranda is drinking: Trader Joe's Blueberry Lemonade Seltzer
Kimberly is drinking: 2018 Poppy Pinot Noir
Goodbye short-term memory - 5 seconds max!
Humorous Universal interjections during conversations.
How your past can not exist.
Milli Vanilli in nature.
How Maranda gauges Earth energy by the flow of creek water.
Geese and how few f*cks they give.
Kim reading information from flowers, having trouble with red.
Training coyotes away from cats and dogs.
Dreams: Maranda can't wake up anymore. Kim doesn't care to remember.
BEING what's never BEEN.
If you have Knotty Hair...
Kimberly is drinking: 2018 Poppy Pinot Noir
Maranda is drinking: Sparkly water
The status of war on our timelines. Hint: It's sunny
A black woman in the Supreme Court: Best timeline ever
Kim's biggest issue: Aimlessness
Sitting on your couch and BEING
Natural empaths emerging now
Lightworkers not needing to meditate in caves anymore
Finding someone's entire identity in a bag
Letting Source work through you
Recognizing the Next Step (or not)
Realizing that nothing makes any sense anyway...so let it all go.
Kimberly is drinking: 2018 Poppy Pinot Noir
Maranda is drinking: Bubbly non-alcoholic stuff
Check out @philgoodlife on Instagram for more Lightworker support.
Who decided what a wine pour is?
Cereal portions in 5D.
RIP Betty White.
Kim's non-physical team picks spots in her consciousness.
Deathwalking and raves on the Rainbow Bridge.
Maranda guides a lost man in 5D.
How lightworkers trigger people: would you like to know in advance?
Kim's preparation for physical ET-contact.
Other lives Kim is living: airplane psychic and bowl-cut nun.
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Maranda is drinking: Elderberry soda without tequila.
Kim is drinking: Nomadica red-blend wine and Earl Grey Tea
Kim lost her "voice" for 6-months (felt like 13 hours).
Maranda experiences anger as she emerges from her cocoon.
Throwing fake authenticity out the window.
Mickey the Gnome: Earth is an emotional amusement park.
Why do we create lives with such negativity?
Introducing Anya the 5D cat.
The clock is gone, the days are gone, and the calendar is almost out the door.
Frequency: are you always clearing, or are you always progressing?
The Grassman in the Hills.
Walking around in your own ideas.
Experiencing other people's joy - crying ensues.
The myriad kinds of love available to you.
Requesting a 5D council to fix sidewalk cracks.
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Kim is drinking: Earl Grey Tea
Maranda is drinking: Foofy Soda
Do you feel an urgent call to save.....anyone? If so, you're exploring a common theme with other Lightworkers.
Kim and Maranda discuss the theme of Light vs Dark polarity, and how saving the world was never really the intention in the first place. You came here to expand in joy, and the only thing you need to save...is room for dessert.
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Maranda is drinking hard Kombucha
Kimberly is drinking LaCroix and a hit of Clementine by Select.
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If you want to co-create in a big way, visit the AwakeCon site for more details on Earth's first multi-dimensional conference.
Kim and Maranda are back! With shorter episodes for those of you with over-stimulated evolving minds. What a wild ride this is!
Your guides are here by previous agreement, to help you expand your consciousness. They can take any shape, from acrobat to dead possum, to the cashier at your favorite store. It's all about service---with messages and lessons passed around in any interaction. Will you get the most out of it? Do you know how you're serving others as a guide?
In any case, the Tipsy Mystics always recommend that you include humor in the mix, for the Universe is all about inclusion. :)
When things aren't taken so seriously, you are relaxed enough to apply the message, and recognize the levity of any situation. We're all here to expand, so you might as well have fun.
Our motto: Drinks on the patio.
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Maranda is drinking: Hard Kombucha
Kim is drinking: Coffee with Clementine Sativa
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Visit the Are You Awakening blog
Visit Astro Bartender. Maranda is now offering readings!
What 5D versions of your family look like.
Choosing to stay in 3D vs trusting yourself in 5D.
Kim gets "Pixied" on Santa Monica Blvd.
Why corn mazes are complicated.
The weirdest way to manifest laundry soap.
Maranda goes to Target for guidance.
Threats: Dangling a kid over the shark tank.
Inside the minds of death row inmates.
Attachments vs associations, and how to drop them in 5D.
New bird on our timeline: Fairy Wren
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Maranda is drinking: pineapple seltzer
Kimberly is drinking: Truly Hard Lemonade
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Visit the AwakeCon show site
Tipsy Mystics live from the Light Grid, from YouTube transmission.
What is the Light Grid?
The Non-physical Unseen Audience that accompanies you everywhere you go.
Maranda's Windfall Day: Manifesting abundance in 20 minutes.
The 17-year drawn-out sex life of cicadas.
How assumptions can steer you down a path of despair--most times.
Full lunar eclipse: Who do you trust?
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Maranda is drinking: Watermelon tequila? + LaCroix coconut soda.
Kim is drinking: Canned wine
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Visit the AwakeCon site
When Orion energies move to Earth and play the bad guys.
Timeline glitches that make it feel like Groundhog Day.
Has The Event started? Power imbalances arising for the collective.
How Seth is sneaking back into 2021 timelines.
Your 5D Self and your Instagram feed.
5D inertia: Half exhaustion, half wild energy.
New Earth bartering exchange: free information and everyone wins.
Why underpaid workers are refusing to work, and how it's changing the job market.
2021 finances: The darkest divine comedy.
Maranda's last pennies.
What funemployed lightworkers do with their day.
Arcturians challenge humans to a duel: Faith vs Mental Processing. Pretty sure we all know who wins.
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Maranda is drinking: Loverboy Hard Tea
Kimberly is drinking: Pellegrino again
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Mentioned in podcast: Seth books by Jane Roberts
Daniel Scranton channels the Arcturians
Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening
Read Maranda's channeling at Astro Bartender
Kim's Masters Thesis on Alice in Wonderland
Alexandr the spammer
Things don't have to be hard
The downfall of corporate swag
Funemployed and buying with abandon
Telepathy : when pictures replace words
Kim's ride on a really big multidimensional animal
Recognizing the energy of loved ones
Maranda visits WW2 ancestors and showers them with love
Why "screaming into the abyss" is a great rebalancing practice
Pluto in Retrograde - stuff's being revealed
How Ted Cruz helped the collective evolve
Why does Kim have a Mahjong set?
Lightworkers & The Vax
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Maranda is drinking: Canned Wine!
Kimberly is drinking: Tangerine Pellegrino
Visit Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening?
Visit Maranda's blog at Astro Bartender
It's a Tipsy Trio as our friend Tess joins us with her special perspective.
Will tearing down old statues change the future?
News of a fake alien invasion: Is it "Wag the Dog" or adventurous timeline fun? Hint: Humanity loves ETs.
How close are we to full extraterrestrial contact?
How kindness bloomed during the pandemic.
All about healing. How much is enough?
Maranda's boxed-in job counseling session.
Using crystals to aid the healing of physical ailments.
Do you have a failsafe frequency raiser?
5D wackiness: Tess gets messages for Kimberly.
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Visit the AwakeCon site
Check out Kimberly's blog at Are You Awakening
Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
No More Human Rules - Universal rules override the human condition
Maranda and Kim have one foot firmly planted on each plane: Half 3D and half 5D.
How Kim lost an entire company from her past.
Which belief changed your reality the most when you redesigned it? Hint: People aren’t shitty.
Dead animals appearing in our beautiful 5D reality….are we mis-manifesting?
How movies like “Michael” and “Elf” plant seeds about limitless life. We can learn from all that sugar.
Spirit essences practicing physicality in Kim’s kitchen.
Birds popping from balls of light. Are dragons next?
The Suez Canal incident: a large boat emulating sexual positions, or invasion of Earth’s biggest portal? You decide.
Vibrating underwear and long distance lamps to practice telepathy?
Kim’s other self wants a newer Porsche. Kim disagrees. Their “battle” turns physical.
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Maranda is drinking: Kombucha, big surprise
Kim is drinking: Mango White Claw + Jack Herer
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Visit Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
Visit Kim's blog at Are You Awakening
Kim and Maranda have just had enough of the whole awakening process, feeling glued in place with one foot stuck on each plane...and no clear instructions.
If you are feeling torn between the physical world and the spiritual world, are not sure what exactly is solid and what isn't anymore, then this session is for you. We get lost in parallel realities, voice our disdain for all things symbolic ("Just tell me the damn answer!"), and finally end up admitting that the journey is fun, despite our bitching.
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Maranda is absolutely drinking. (Kombucha of course)
Kimberly's drink is a responsible chemistry experiment including vodka + electrolytes. + Blue Dream.
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Visit The Are You Awakening Blog
Check out Astro Bartender
When spiritual sources you trust trigger you instead.
Weird things that awake people buy to amuse themselves.
Maranda's 5D Starbucks baristas nearly break out into dance.
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Maranda is drinking: Kombucha with pink gin
Kimberly is drinking: Peppermint Tea (from The Tea Spot) with Green Dream
Check out Maranda's blog Astro Bartender
Check out Kimberly's blog Are You Awakening
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