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Happy Odd Socks day on Today with Tonies! Listen in as Tim and Sam find jokes, facts and challenges in today’s episode of the podcast. Little ones can wind down with a forest bathing session in Unwind your Mind, and have a guess at joke punchlines with Punchline Puzzle.If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: Which dinosaur woke the other dinosaurs up when it was sleeping?Punchline: A steg-o-snorus (Stegosaurus)We hope your little listener is enjoying these w...

It’s Bonfire Night! Join Sam and Tim as they ignite your curiosity with fun facts and questions! Like, have you ever wondered how long it takes to get to the other side of the planet through the Earth’s crust? Or why are sunsets orange? In today’s episode of Today with Tonies, Sam and Tim play Ask me anything and Don’t make me laughIf you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: What is a firework’s favourite meal?Punchline: Bangers and mash!We hope your little list...

It’s time for little listeners to warm up those ears ready for today’s Make it Count challenge. Listen carefully - how many lamb bleats can you hear? Sam and Tim will also be learning all about ostriches in True or False and celebrating National Cat Day!Are you trying to guess the punchline to Tim’s joke? Look no further!Joke: Where do birds go on holiday?Punchline: Somewhere ‘cheep’!We hope your little listener is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get acces...

In today’s episode Tim and Sam compete to become the best MC around in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, find out about a brilliant job (have you heard of a ‘pomologist’?) and learn some excellent news from your little listeners. All served up with a dollop of fun, jokes and bubbles from the magical bucket!Want to know the punchline to Sam’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What’s made of metal and can’t climb trees?Punchline: A fridge!We hope your family is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with...

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Curious kids (and grown-ups of course) can listen to the show to find out! Tim and Sam are also exploring who invented chocolate, learning how to relax and cracking up at listener’s jokes in Punchline Puzzle!Ready for the rest of Tim’s joke? Joke: Why do pirates take so long to read the alphabet?Punchline: Because they spend so much time at ‘C’!We hope your little detectives are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. T...

This week Tim and Sam get little listeners laughing with a hilarious game of Don’t Make Me Laugh, teach them all about how honey is made in Ask Me Anything (prepare to be flabbergasted) and surprise them with mind blowing facts about one of the world’s most unusual animals.Looking for the answer to Sam’s joke? You’re in the right place!Question: What are the strongest creatures in the sea?Answer: Mussels!We hope your little listeners are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonie...

A ‘kaleidoscope’, a ‘crash’ or a ‘bale’. Which one of these is the name for a group of jellyfish? Tim and Sam are on a mission to find out! Little detectives can join in and learn what human beings have in common with stars, hear an excellent new joke and chill out with a music-themed round of Have a Bit of Sense.Want to know the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What sort of music do planets listen to?Punchline: Nep-tunes!We hope your curious kids are enjoying these weekly tasters...

What creature can sleep for three years? Any ideas? Little listeners can find out in this week’s Tuesday episode of Today with tonies! Join Tim and Sam as they get creative in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle and learn all about a very brave listener in Good News Only. Looking for the rest of Sam’s joke? We’ve got you covered!Joke: What is a tree’s least favourite month?Punchline: Sep-timber!We hope your little ones are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access t...

In this episode Tim and Sam dive into the bubbling bucket of challenges and pull out two more brilliant challenges (as well as some rather bizarre knitted items!). Little ones can wind down with a hot air balloon ride in Unwind Your Mind, and get guessing in Punchline Puzzle, where they guess the punchline to jokes sent in by the hilarious listeners!Ready for the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Punchline: Lunch and dinner!We hope ...

What is the single biggest living thing on the planet? Here’s a hint: it’s not an animal! Curious minds can find out in this week’s episode of Today with tonies. Join Tim and Sam as they try not to laugh at the world’s wackiest menu, learn a useful Italian word and find out all about a listener’s rather muddy race for charity!Is your little listener trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Look no further?Joke: What can you always count on?Punchline: Your fingers!We hope your little ones ...

Tim and Sam are back again with an action packed episode full of fun, facts and challenges! Little ones can join them to learn a rather smelly wombat fact, take a deep breath on the beach and hear some toothy news from a listener.Are your little ones trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: Why are snails so slow?Punchline: Because they’re carrying their houses on their backs!We hope your family is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To ge...

Did you know that some animal species have best friends, just like we do? Animal lovers can listen in to this episode to find out which ones! Tim and Sam will also be spinning the Wheel of Numbers, expanding their brains with some maths games and letting loose in Musical Statues.Are your little ones trying to guess the punchline to Tim’s joke? We’ve got you covered!Joke: What sort of bone will a dog not eat?Punchline: A trombone!We hope your curious kids are enjoying these weekly tasters from...

Can your little listener guess which of these phrases is right? A business of hares; a flick of hares or a gaggle of hares. Listen in to find out, and play along with Cooking Up Tunes, where Tim and Sam work out which instruments are playing in their favourite tracks. Cue the music!Are your curious kids trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Coming right up!Joke: What do you sing to a rabbit on its birthday?Punchline: Hoppy Birthday!We hope your little listeners are enjoying these weekl...

Welcome back to Today with tonies! It’s time for curious minds to join Sam and Tim as they learn some dazzling dog facts, find out how many parts there are to our eyes (spoiler alert: there are a lot!) and get moving in Dance it Out! All rounded off with an excellent joke or two.Is your little detective trying to guess the answer to Tim’s joke? Look no further!Joke: What do you call a bee who can’t make up its mind?Punchline: May-beeWe hope your family is enjoying these weekly tasters from th...

Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more. Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7! To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast