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Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more.
Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7!
To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast
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Fun Fact of the Day! Did you know the very first song ever played in space was… Jingle Bells? But that's not all from today’s episode of Today with Tonies. Tim and Sam are back, ready to share your amazing good news stories of the week! Whether it's a new puppy, a big achievement, or something that made you go WOW, they read aloud your news of the week. They also play the Make It Count Challenge! Keep your ears extra sharp for the magical harp noises. How many can you count? Listen clos...
Get ready for plenty of laughs and a chance to chill out in today’s episode of Today with Tonies! It’s time to relax with Sam as she guides you through a calming session of Unwind Your Mind, helping little ones to feel peaceful. Then, it’s time to put your comedy hats on because Tim and Sam listen to little listeners' jokes and try to guess the punchline in the challenge: Punchline Puzzle! Listen along and see if you can guess the answers too!Joke: How do you know when the m...
Did you know that there are more than 400 special words for snow in Scotland? Learn more facts and play Name That Tune with Sam and Tim, as they discover the sounds of Easy Listening, Bossa Nova and Punk music! As well as challenging yourself with tricksy tongue twisters like Irish wristwatch Swiss wristwatch and many others!If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: What is the prickliest side of a hedgehogPunchline: The outsideWe hope your curious kids are en...
Happy National Tree week on Today with Tonies! Tim and Sam find out what the oldest tree in the world is as they play True or False. Plus, can trees help reduce stress? Have tree seeds travelled from the moon, and what is a person who studies trees called?If you’re looking for the punchline to Tim’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: Why are elephants all wrinklyPunchline: Because they’re too big to ironWe hope your little listener is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies ...
In today’s episode Sam and Tim battle it out in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle: with a cat up a tree! Learn what fruit weighs the same as all of the electricity it takes to power the internet and we hear your good news stories. All delivered with a side serving of jokes, fun and of course, the magic from the bubbling bucket!If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: What noise did the nut make when it sneezed?Punchline: CAAAA-SHEWWW! (Cashew)We hope your little liste...
Happy Odd Socks day on Today with Tonies! Listen in as Tim and Sam find jokes, facts and challenges in today’s episode of the podcast. Little ones can wind down with a forest bathing session in Unwind your Mind, and have a guess at joke punchlines with Punchline Puzzle.If you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: Which dinosaur woke the other dinosaurs up when it was sleeping?Punchline: A steg-o-snorus (Stegosaurus)We hope your little listener is enjoying these w...
It’s Bonfire Night! Join Sam and Tim as they ignite your curiosity with fun facts and questions! Like, have you ever wondered how long it takes to get to the other side of the planet through the Earth’s crust? Or why are sunsets orange? In today’s episode of Today with Tonies, Sam and Tim play Ask me anything and Don’t make me laughIf you’re looking for the punchline to Sam’s joke, take a peek below!Joke: What is a firework’s favourite meal?Punchline: Bangers and mash!We hope your little list...
It’s time for little listeners to warm up those ears ready for today’s Make it Count challenge. Listen carefully - how many lamb bleats can you hear? Sam and Tim will also be learning all about ostriches in True or False and celebrating National Cat Day!Are you trying to guess the punchline to Tim’s joke? Look no further!Joke: Where do birds go on holiday?Punchline: Somewhere ‘cheep’!We hope your little listener is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get acces...
In today’s episode Tim and Sam compete to become the best MC around in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle, find out about a brilliant job (have you heard of a ‘pomologist’?) and learn some excellent news from your little listeners. All served up with a dollop of fun, jokes and bubbles from the magical bucket!Want to know the punchline to Sam’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What’s made of metal and can’t climb trees?Punchline: A fridge!We hope your family is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with...
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Curious kids (and grown-ups of course) can listen to the show to find out! Tim and Sam are also exploring who invented chocolate, learning how to relax and cracking up at listener’s jokes in Punchline Puzzle!Ready for the rest of Tim’s joke? Joke: Why do pirates take so long to read the alphabet?Punchline: Because they spend so much time at ‘C’!We hope your little detectives are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. T...
This week Tim and Sam get little listeners laughing with a hilarious game of Don’t Make Me Laugh, teach them all about how honey is made in Ask Me Anything (prepare to be flabbergasted) and surprise them with mind blowing facts about one of the world’s most unusual animals.Looking for the answer to Sam’s joke? You’re in the right place!Question: What are the strongest creatures in the sea?Answer: Mussels!We hope your little listeners are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonie...
A ‘kaleidoscope’, a ‘crash’ or a ‘bale’. Which one of these is the name for a group of jellyfish? Tim and Sam are on a mission to find out! Little detectives can join in and learn what human beings have in common with stars, hear an excellent new joke and chill out with a music-themed round of Have a Bit of Sense.Want to know the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What sort of music do planets listen to?Punchline: Nep-tunes!We hope your curious kids are enjoying these weekly tasters...
What creature can sleep for three years? Any ideas? Little listeners can find out in this week’s Tuesday episode of Today with tonies! Join Tim and Sam as they get creative in Rhyme Time Tattle Battle and learn all about a very brave listener in Good News Only. Looking for the rest of Sam’s joke? We’ve got you covered!Joke: What is a tree’s least favourite month?Punchline: Sep-timber!We hope your little ones are enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access t...
In this episode Tim and Sam dive into the bubbling bucket of challenges and pull out two more brilliant challenges (as well as some rather bizarre knitted items!). Little ones can wind down with a hot air balloon ride in Unwind Your Mind, and get guessing in Punchline Puzzle, where they guess the punchline to jokes sent in by the hilarious listeners!Ready for the punchline to Tim’s joke? Here it comes!Joke: What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Punchline: Lunch and dinner!We hope ...
What is the single biggest living thing on the planet? Here’s a hint: it’s not an animal! Curious minds can find out in this week’s episode of Today with tonies. Join Tim and Sam as they try not to laugh at the world’s wackiest menu, learn a useful Italian word and find out all about a listener’s rather muddy race for charity!Is your little listener trying to guess the punchline to Sam’s joke? Look no further?Joke: What can you always count on?Punchline: Your fingers!We hope your little ones ...
Join hosts Sam and Tim every week for games, ridiculously silly challenges, learning in disguise, hilarious jokes and more. Perfect for little listeners aged 4 to 7! To get access to daily episodes of Today with tonies go to tonies.com/podcast
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