Tom Kelly Show

Tom Kelly is a "celebrity judge" at Grill Hampton for Dan's Taste Long Island by Dan's Papers in East Hampton, Long Island New York. While complaining about not having a hotel room, Tom runs into Food Network star celebrity chef Michael Symon, Long Island foodies, BBQ champions, and a DJ Chef a DJ who brings the beats and eats. Expect awkward encounters, hilarious food judging, and a Chris Pine lookalike.  🍦 @get.swizzled – Liquor-infused ice cream & sorbet 👨‍🍳 @ChefSymon – Food Network icon & cookbook author 🍖 Marabel Ochoa – 3-time BBQ Champion, Green Hill Restaurant 🎧 @DJChef – The only chef who DJs and has backup dancers 🍷 @ridge_uniquetastes – Unique Wine Tasting, Ridge, NY 📍 Shot at Club House Hamptons  ⁨@DansPapersSouthampton⁩  @Danstasteli 🎙 Follow The Tom Kelly Show everywhere podcasts are found.

Tom Kelly and Steve Burger ride to the Green Acres Mall to film a video. While on the way, they discuss 1) Green Acre Mall is it a dive or does it just suffer from old stereotypes from crimes long since past? 2) Chat GPT's stereotypes of South Shore Long Island men . . . which are accurate. Which are not? Take a ride through Valley Stream and history!

Feeling stuck between heartbreak, taxes, and Fourth of July fireworks? You’re not alone. In this brutally honest, hilariously ranty “manifesto edition” of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom vents from the car—unfiltered, raw, and maybe a little unhinged (but in a charming way). From missed connections to canceled gigs, parking tickets, and patriotism gone sideways, Tom opens up about what’s really been eating at him. 🔥 If you’ve ever had a plan fall apart, a date ghost you, or questioned why you still live in NYC...this one’s for you.

Tom Kelly is joined by his high school friend Daniela Anastasio for a hilarious and deeply relatable conversation that covers everything from waxed wooden floors and awkward Instagram attention to childhood memories, cancel culture, and the glamorous but weird truth about life on Long Island. The duo dives into hot takes on the Hamptons, explores the Merman Era of Tom’s life, and discusses how confidence (even in your weirdest body parts) might be the ultimate turn-on. It’s honest, nostalgic, a little tipsy, and full of those “did-they-just-say-that?” moments that make this podcast feel like you're hanging out with your funniest old friends. 

Tom travels to Jenkintown, Pennsylvania, to visit friend and fellow reinvention expert Brian Balthazar — former HGTV executive, Today Show producer, stand-up comic, and co-host of Human vs. Hamster on Max. They talk about launching Kathie Lee & Hoda, Brian’s unexpected pivot from TV exec to napkin entrepreneur, and how midlife “menopause” (for men) is real. This episode is full of unexpected career turns, heartfelt confessions, and the kind of laughs that come from two friends who have seen behind the curtain of fame... and lived to tell about it.

Tom makes an appearance on the Elvis Duran Show hosting the "Topic Train".  Thought I'd give a little exclusive clip to my "audio listener" friends.

Welcome to The Tom Kelly Show — where midlife reinvention meets Long Island sarcasm. Tom is joined by his hilarious high school friend from Long Island Lutheran High School, fashion executive Daniela Anastasio, and things get real (and ridiculous) fast. They’re talking: 👉 Ozempic: Is it making people hot, boring... or unfaithful? 👉 Long Island hot takes: North Shore vs. South Shore girls 👉 And yes... Tom might be afraid of South Shore women

Fresh Fizz soda is made in Oceanside, Long Island . . . and fumbles through a commercial from them. - He also shares how he went viral on Instagram and TikTok with a Juneteenth Soup joke. He talks about his new obsession with Long Island's TriCounty Flea Market. Plus inspired by Jana Angel . . . our new mascot: Starboots. 0:00 – Intro: Walking into traffic for the bit 00:19 – Touring Fresh Fizz 01:45 – Laverne & Shirley vibes + Brady Bunch freezer trauma 02:50 – Why this episode is “unplanned but honest” 04:00 – The Juneteenth Soup Clip that got 6M views 05:30 – The internet vs. nuance: Instagram vs. Facebook comments 07:00 – Racism in the replies & the challenge of joking across cultures 08:30 – "Not a barbecue — it’s a cookout!" (Instagram teaches Tom) 10:40 – Star Boots is born (and starts dancing) 14:00 – Tri-County Flea Market nostalgia & May's department store memories 16:00 – Kim The Tri County Flea Market Lady (and her perfect imperfections) 20:00 – Sentimental shift: Tom’s yearly Maine pilgrimage 21:00 – Manifesting a sand dollar (and getting a smaller one first) 22:00 – “You got what you wanted, just not the way you thought” 23:30 – The psychic says: August is Tom’s month (lease renewed) 24:20 – Magic Mirror shout-outs & gay men sliding into the DMs 💌 25:00 – Ghosted by a lobster heiress 🦞 26:00 – Chocolate and Witchcraft Shop in Maine (devil’s chocolate) 26:50 – Laptop dies, heart full. Until next time... 27:00 – Star Boots outro song 🎶 “No one but Star Boots…”

Verizon’s customer service is so bad, Tom Kelly suspects it’s secretly run by Mint Mobile. Joined by the brilliantly dry Steve Burger at Roosevelt Field — the last thriving mall on Long Island — Tom unloads about tech drama, AI sabotage, exploding boba, and content creation chaos. Yes, we talk Teslas. Yes, Tom has GPS trust issues. Yes, we buy mangoes in traffic.

Tom Kelly has been a man in professional and mid life crisis since the pandemic hit five years ago—and he's been trying to make sense of the world ever since. In this heartfelt and funny episode, Tom shares a personal story about why he trusts psychic medium Winter Brook Ryan. Based in Northport, Long Island, Winter Brook explains what it really means to be a psychic medium and why she left behind a career as a lawyer to pursue her calling. Tom asks some personal questions about where to take his life in the next year and gets a message from his grandmother. The question is . . . which one? Winter's Website: Winter's Instagram: Winter's Facebook: 

Comedian Olga Namer joins Tom Kelly for a wildly funny and disarmingly honest episode of The Tom Kelly Show. They dive into Long Island nightlife, Jewish family expectations, dating disasters, TikTok comedians, and the shame of wearing a Breathe Right strip in bed. The edibles are in full effect, but so is the heart. Comedy, chaos, and a crash course in boiling the perfect egg—this one has it all. 

Chanel Omari – comedian, podcast host (Chanel in the City on iHeartRadio), and breakout star of Bravo’s Princesses of Long Island - shares she changed phone numbers and a 9 year old got her phone number. Now her old contacts, celebrities, Real Housewives from Bravo and maybe even Andy Cohen himself might be texting with a 9 year old (thinking it is Chanel). Tom shares his encounter texting with the 9 Year Old who has Chanel's old phone number. 

Comedian Olga Namer pops into the New York studio—and pops an edible—for a hilarious, honest, and surprisingly deep conversation. From growing up Orthodox Jewish in Brooklyn to smoking weed (kind of) with Owen Wilson, Olga dishes on life, love, ChatGPT therapy, and being just high enough to spill it all. Tom and Olga explore: Anxiety and edibles  Why comedians outsource their self-worth What it means to grow up modern Orthodox The chaos of dating as a Jewish woman in NYC The power (and limits) of ChatGPT as your therapist  

A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. A week ago, Tom Kelly made a joke about asking President Donald Trump to Save the Massapequa Chief. Tom promised to deliver 100 All American Hamburgers if President Trump saved the Massapequa Chief. Now reality is mimicking comedy . . . This week, President Trump is in the White House with Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade making it happen. President Donald Trump has asked Secretary of Education Linda McMahon to save Massapequa mascot . . . the Massapequa Chief. The U.S. Department of Education announced Friday it plans to investigate whether New York education officials are being discriminatory by threatening to withhold funding if a Long Island school district doesn't stop using a Native American-themed logo.

Tom and his buddy Steve hit the road to revisit classic Long Island spots like the now-closed Baldwin Coach Diner, Merrick's infamous No Tell Motel (a.k.a. the Short Stay hotel), and the bittersweet farewell at the Massapequa Soccer Shop.