Tony & Mike Versus The World

Well, it's yet another day in paradise with the three cuckateers. We probe through yet another chilling introduction that brings us to the current topics of discussion in the pleb warring world. The issues that continue to keep people locked in the physical circle of race baiting, generalization and moral degradation that has now continued to spew forth out of the left frontal mouthpiece while also balancing the present day material on some satirical past show content. We pause for a short musical interlude and continue to digress on a new kind of human being created in an artificial womb. We prove the exact conversations from both political fronts by appropriating all of the current PC modular BS onto those humans who are birthed in this alternative fashion and end of up chasing our tails that ended in about an hours worth of head scratching mismatched cocktail that we are now calling a show.

Today we discuss the Bernie Sanders vs Ted Cruz tax debate. We are in a culture, economy, and political situation in decline. Tony has a theory on the blue pill, put on your tin foil hats folks.

Today we discuss the Eminem freestyle. We also discuss the Harvey Weinstein sexual assault allegations. The government is never fun to deal with, but somehow McDonalds has no problem taking a sauce debacle seriously. Orcas hunt sea lions on the coast of Chile by beaching themselves.

Today Mike tells us about a common annoyance he experienced during phone sex back in the day. Mike had to go get his sperm checked and tells us the story. We ran through a few local stories including: a gas station having a sign with a racial slur on it hung up on their window, A Decapitated concert was cancelled due to a possible rape hoax, and a hobo fell asleep on train tracks and got run over. Trump is starting to capitulate to progressives starting with immigration and Tony is not happy about it. Bill Maher is now preaching libertarian principles since, ya know, someone he does not like is in the White House.

Today we listen to a hip song about being a straight white man. We talk about hurricane Irma a bit. We talk about DACA a bit. Tony is sick so the show is a little short, sorry.

Today's show is all about the Charllotesville, VA protest, riot, and car crash. We go through the entire event and want you to decide who's culpable for the event having so many casualties. Steve Bannon is out of the White House. Alex Jones got coffee thrown on him by some hobgoblin. All Angles of Car - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU0K0KmSfBs Angle where you see provocation - http://www.departmentofmemes.com/article/protesters-attacked-charlottesville-drivers-car-baseball-bat/ Antifa Attacks Cameraman - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rklXUPr1txQ Parking Garage Fight - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=119-BH92ZoE Alex Jones Attacked - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lnud-xVnqk

Fword and Fword Inc. are totes on the great thinking ball that is supposed to be the mainstream thought collective and we just can't see the point in taking the truth to the streets and getting punted in the nuts, all to remain true to just staying to ourselves. Get your stick riding horses and your non-binary tractors over to that, oh so esteemed, echo chamber bubble of the day indoctrination of rainbow pword camp. The idea that one gets to participate in collective bubbled groups and are regaled on a thinking so progressive and full of virtue that if anything else was uttered you were to dispatch it immediately. Yea, that place. They're not orienteering compass directions anymore folks, nope, now it's full diabetes retard sexuous orienteering, where the collective adult thought process for wearing the opposite gender's panties when the doors were closed to mommy and daddy. Where you thought you were the only one who knew how you felt... Nope, google it folks, you can now locate the exact same thought process you felt you were robbed of when you were the same age... deal with it, the newer generation got progressive naturally on its own and doesn't give an fword. Especially without you trying to coax it extra to happen. You're out of the bubble freely now. Act like it. We revisit the MTV resolutions for white people and again and see how we're measuring up, as we remember it being a mighty tall request... We read briefly about our home grown town where a blue shoed yayhoo is preaching the LGBTGospel... the town told the "faggot director" hit the bricks. Proud of the progression happening there. We then discuss the d-word... used to be divorce back in our day however today it's for diversity. A gooogle employee rationally discussed the diversity conversation to the almighty google cuck council. They completely proved his point correctly by removing him of his employed position effective immediately and let go for suggesting that the issues were real very much, but the method in trying to apply the virtue fundamental correctly just wasn't there. We leave with a tall promise to deliver on... The reigns of google and cucktube are over... we're going to replace them, we owe it to ourselves and our children see that free speech is a right and always will be so long as we are willing to die for it.

Today we start with a premonition from Paul Harvey. Mike wastes time looking for a penis cake video. This past week was devastating to CNN in general. First, Project Veritas is back with some candid videos with producers and on air personalities calling the Russia narrative strictly a ratings grabber. Then, CNN blackmailed a Reddit user threatening to expose his identity if he didn't apologize for creating a meme of Donald Trump beating up the CNN logo. Project Veritas Videos - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL9PlYkRD3Q-RZca6CCnPKw CNN Tracks Down Reddit User - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8RXn0T9s-E Donald Trump Poland Speech - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYZCtfIPsEQ

Today we have Tony all by himself talking to the wall. He goes over an epiphany he had this week. A girl is being tried for coercing her boyfriend to commit suicide. A leftist woman was whisked away to Turkey with a love interest and got a taste of middle eastern culture. James Comey testified before congress. Bill Maher got into trouble for saying the n-word. Suicide girl - http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/06/us/texting-suicide-massachusetts-trial/ Leftist girl in Turkey - https://lacymacauley.wordpress.com/2016/07/17/trapped-in-turkey/

As we continue 2017, the year of consent, Zack has a story about meeting a snowflake in the flesh. A lawyer tried to get a rape victim not testify by saying she could get deported. He even offered her three thousand dollars. There are subscription junk boxes all over the place and they're ruining a right of passage for many men. We discuss the Manchester Arena terrorist attack. The response by memorial visitor vs soccer hooligans. Some kids brought a Nazi flag to school for a prank. Why isn't a hammer and sickle flag more offensive? Ben and Jerry's is cucking out in Australia. Australian Parliament Mansplaining - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI

Today's big topic: Donald Trump gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else only gets one! There's a "modern artist" taking pictures with naked white women as a scarf. A Southwest pilot make a boo boo and keeps his mic on. FBI Director James Comey was fired. Kieth Olberman is nuts. A crazy woman threw a fit over a confederate flag rug she saw in a store. Trump takes two scoops - http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream/ Southwest Pilot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilQHP8PgHWs Tony's Article in Proudboys Magazine - http://officialproudboys.com/news/fbi-director-james-comey-told-youre-fired/ Colbert on James Comey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoP8cmuFU0 Kieth Olberman Traitor Speech - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GZ6QJYk2sA Crazy woman with confederate flag beef - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1xOKMKX80

Portland cancelled an innocent parade due to left wing violence threats. The March for science was just another event the left wants to be in "defiance of Trump". Bill Nye has totally cucked out and is now just the eugenics guy. Education in our country has turned into 13 years of shaming. Bill Nye Eugenics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHmtn6gAioQ

Alex Jones got a little heat from his outburst we played on the show last week. Donald Trump is stepping in it now as he goes to war with Syria. Tucker Carlson held Lindsay Graham's feet to the fire about the subject. A woman in Norway is a "transanimal". See, she's actually a cat guys... Neil Gorsuch was confirmed as a Supreme Court justice. There was another truck attack in Europe, this time in Sweden. Albuquerque's government was scammed out of $420,000. Rachel Maddow fans were angry because MSNBC made a "sexist" decision to replace her regular program with breaking news on missiles going into Syria. Alex Jones Article http://www.salon.com/2017/04/07/alex-jones-compares-himself-to-ghandi-martin-luther-king-jr-after-he-threatens-to-beat-up-adam-schiff/ Tucker Carlson interview with Lindsay Graham http://www.mediaite.com/tv/did-you-not-think-through-what-the-cost-might-be-tucker-carlson-lindsey-graham-face-off-on-syria/ Neil Gorsuch confirmed to Supreme Court https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/07/us/politics/neil-gorsuch-supreme-court.html?_r=0 Albuquerque Scammed out of $420,000 http://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/albuquerque-scammed-by-fake-construction-contractor/4447808/ John Boener Crying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgbrw1HQvF0 Transanimal Cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLmwLcLikXQ

Today we have Zack in studio, who says nothing. Then we also have a call with Brad to talk about the current state of the world. Tony is starting to turn on Trump. Brad still has faith that Trump will achieve his objectives. The media is entirely laughable now. Alex Jones went on an amazing rant. Brad Burris Fine Art https://www.etsy.com/shop/BurrisFineArt https://www.facebook.com/Bradley-Burris-Art-307441786322931/ Brad on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009221474649

Some vigilante justice went down in Albuquerque. All of these "hate crimes" spreading across the country are just turning out to be hoaxes. A day care worker pushed a 4 year old girl down some stairs in Pennsylvania. The he will not divide us cam lasted another day but then didn't. Tony rants and raves and eventually plays the John Gault speech from Atlas Shrugged.

Today we are joined by Zack in studio. 2017 is of course, the year of consent. Zack tells us about his new PS4 which gives us a bevvy of tangents to discuss including Jenny McCarthy, Doomsday preparations, and hoarders. Donald Trump gave his congressional speech this week and had a really long clap for the widow of a war veteran. Tony took his first shots at President Trump's policy. Alex Jones was in a controversy this week after a write up by a journalist from Derspiegel. Tony has a new nickname around the house, and taught his son how to throw a punch.

It's very rare that a week happens where you can use the word "golden" in two major stories, but that's what happened this week. Meryl Streep gave a speech at the Golden Globes chastising President-Elect Donald Trump. Then, Buzzfeed released a fake news story about Donald Trump having some Russian hookers pee on a bed while he was there. Uncle Don was quick to come out and bash Buzzfeed as a "dying pile of garbage". Caitlyn Jenner is going to the inauguration, how courageous. A new video came out mocking all those celebrity videos preaching about politics. Obama is ending the "wet foot, dry foot" policy on Cuban immigrants. A girl live streamed her suicide on Facebook. Another poor soul locally has had its third car crash into their house. More bad tweets.

4 black people in Chicago tortured a mentally disabled white guy. There was a massing shooting in Florida at an airport. The government released their report about Russian influence on the election. We go over Conservative Reviews 7 biggest lies the media ran with in 2016. We also continue the challenge of reading the Huffington Post's "most hilarious" tweets of 2016. To ran across an ad for a "women's only" co-working space.

Today we celebrate the incoming new year with special guest Zack. We talk about Carrie Fisher's death, as well as her mother Debbie Reynolds. We countdown a few top of 2016 articles including our favorite HuffPo's top 10 2016 workout songs, top 11 viral videos, top 10 "hilarious" tweets to sum up 2016, top 50 funniest tweets from women in 2016 and much more.

Merry Cuckmas to you. Today we discuss culture. Starting with "how to make a feminist dating app". Followed up by "women try manspreading for a week." Ending with "2017 New Years resolution for white guys."