Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

Welcome to SIZZLETOWN, the award-winning ‘late-night call-in podcast’, hosted by comedian and broadcaster Tony Martin, with Matt Dower on the ‘pots n pans’. All the callers and guests are played by Martin, via the elaborate editing and sound design of fellow ‘Get This’ veteran Dower. What starts as a fairly straightforward concept (with just three sound effects) becomes steadily more complex, with full-blown musical numbers, multi-caller forums and a talking cat. WARNING: Frequent foul language, and concepts both adult and juvenile.

Ep 80: A Questionable Silhouette

Sir Ian McKellen and the late Truman Capote have plenty to say, The Hater is back way too soon, and Tony foolishly attempts to call Centrelink. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

04-03
41:28

Ep 79: Thick-Cut Chips

Barry Football has an explanation, The Pikelet Man has Dog’s measure, Reg Tankwater has a new vendetta, and Dave Clacton has a new room. Plus, the most famous man in Humpty Doo! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

03-06
45:04

Ep 78: The Cooler

Another year of often incoherent talkback kicks off with Dion, Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and Jason Statham. Plus we preview a new Zack Snyder project. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

01-31
43:28

Ep 77: Unplugged 7 – Parabellum

WARNING: Actual SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1986, playing an old sketch, and reading his story ‘Reasons to be Cheerful’. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

01-03
01:03:23

Ep 76: Totally Wired

The 2023 season finale, with Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Lorna Palethorpe, Harold Bitumen, Crackers & the Tugboat and a certain deceased filmmaker. Plus Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and as always, too many songs! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

12-06
01:05:10

Ep 75: Nighttime Extender

The Pikelet Man doesn’t understand daylight saving, Colin Holcroft has been cleaned out, and Tony has some exclusive outtakes from the Beatles ‘Get Back’ documentary. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

11-01
44:00

Ep 74: Community Notes

Dave Clacton addresses current comedy controversies, Lorna Palethorpe has more examples of ‘shrinkflation’, Peter Meager is working for a robot, and a particularly angry caller is destroying all his John Farnham albums. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

10-04
43:26

Ep 73: Car Crashes Into Forest

Clive Howlett has a new start-up, Cratog Carabasirica has failed his citizenship test, and things are heating up in Henri Szeps’s street. Oh, and still no stickers! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

09-06
42:38

Ep 72: Patently Absurd

Barry Football is still apologising, Fisher Stevens is anti-corruption, The Hater is unable to order a drink, and Jason Statham is once again grilled by Dion. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

08-02
41:17

Ep 71: Taylor’s Version

The Pikelet Man has too many ideas, Colin Holcroft has too many bins, Simon Haight reports a murder, and celebrated filmmaker William Friedkin recalls his biggest disaster. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

08-01
44:35

Ep 70: Unexpected Items

Regulars callers Dion and Reg Tankwater are back, legendary producer Robert Evans speaks from beyond the grave, and the show is given an AI assist. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

05-31
39:01

Ep 69: Seal of Approval

Niles Nyquist is mildly anarchic, gagman Ray is comedically misguided, Guthrie Runter is most inconvenient, and Dave Clacton is comparatively highbrow. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

05-03
43:02

Ep 68: Scouring Pads

The Pikelet Man has ‘bottom issues’, Shane [REDACTED] is still worried about the moon, Patrick Paget is still ‘peacocking’, and Giles Baratheon goes in hard for physical media.   Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

04-05
37:22

Ep 67: Totally Bloody Pointless

Dion is frozen out, Matt has montage mania, several neighbours of celebrities aren’t happy, and a quiz segment goes right off the rails. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

03-01
40:19

Ep 66: The Dundee Man

Clive Howlett, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and a bevy of first-time callers kick off another year of often confusing talkback, with an ‘iconic guest host’, and a most informative song. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

02-01
38:31

Ep 65: Unplugged: Behind the Sizzle

WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is one of those ‘unplugged’ episodes with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1985, and taking you behind the scenes to see how the SIZZLETOWN sausage is made. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

01-04
57:41

Ep 64: Enormous Entropy

It’s the 2022 season finale, with Dion, Colin Holcroft, The Pikelet Man, Jason Statham, Cratog Carabasirica, Shane [REDACTED], Crackers & the Tugboat, Reg Tankwater and Dave Clacton. Plus Pete Smith and Davey Lane, and perhaps too many songs. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

11-30
01:03:05

Ep 63: Packing Beads

Niles Nyquist uncovers a cheating scandal, Matt is quick on the beep, and master filmmaker William Friedkin shares another incredible story from his remarkable career. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

11-02
41:02

Ep 62: The Inside Out

Dick Roundabout tries to unload his offspring, Patrick Paget ‘can’t stop rockin’ to the beat’, and the show is menaced by a demon from a parallel dimension. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

10-05
40:03

Ep 61: Hornswoggled

Dion is bursting with new ideas, Tony is pranked by a rival show, the Hater goes to the theatre, and former Prime Minister John Howard confronts his past. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website

08-31
40:14

Simon Hounslow

that midnight oil fart bit was just perfection

11-08 Reply

Stevie Gilroy

Tony Tony Tony, you're losing your edge mate. I love the audiobook 10/10 I've listened to it twice now. The characters in sizzletown are very much lacking mate. Where has the hater gone? oh for fuck sake you're like a dog going back to his vomit. What an incredible line. Please, oh fuck it Tony just keep doing what you do as you're one if the most amusing people with a podcast. SMG Scotland.

03-03 Reply

Simon Hounslow

'itty bitty book lamp'

08-06 Reply

Matthew McKnight

Riveting listening!😏

05-02 Reply

jane fifi lamour

I love this podcast so fucking much!

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