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Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

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Welcome to SIZZLETOWN, the award-winning ‘late-night call-in podcast’, hosted by comedian and broadcaster Tony Martin, with Matt Dower on the ‘pots n pans’. All the callers and guests are played by Martin, via the elaborate editing and sound design of fellow ‘Get This’ veteran Dower. What starts as a fairly straightforward concept (with just three sound effects) becomes steadily more complex, with full-blown musical numbers, multi-caller forums and a talking cat. WARNING: Frequent foul language, and concepts both adult and juvenile.
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Ep 79: Thick-Cut Chips

Ep 79: Thick-Cut Chips

2024-03-0645:04

Barry Football has an explanation, The Pikelet Man has Dog’s measure, Reg Tankwater has a new vendetta, and Dave Clacton has a new room. Plus, the most famous man in Humpty Doo! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 78: The Cooler

Ep 78: The Cooler

2024-01-3143:12

Another year of often incoherent talkback kicks off with Dion, Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and Jason Statham. Plus we preview a new Zack Snyder project. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
WARNING: Actual SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is another ‘unplugged’ episode with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1986, playing an old sketch, and reading his story ‘Reasons to be Cheerful’. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 76: Totally Wired

Ep 76: Totally Wired

2023-12-0601:04:39

The 2023 season finale, with Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Lorna Palethorpe, Harold Bitumen, Crackers & the Tugboat and a certain deceased filmmaker. Plus Pete Smith, Davey Lane, and as always, too many songs! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
The Pikelet Man doesn’t understand daylight saving, Colin Holcroft has been cleaned out, and Tony has some exclusive outtakes from the Beatles ‘Get Back’ documentary. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 74: Community Notes

Ep 74: Community Notes

2023-10-0443:26

Dave Clacton addresses current comedy controversies, Lorna Palethorpe has more examples of ‘shrinkflation’, Peter Meager is working for a robot, and a particularly angry caller is destroying all his John Farnham albums. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Clive Howlett has a new start-up, Cratog Carabasirica has failed his citizenship test, and things are heating up in Henri Szeps’s street. Oh, and still no stickers! Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 72: Patently Absurd

Ep 72: Patently Absurd

2023-08-0241:17

Barry Football is still apologising, Fisher Stevens is anti-corruption, The Hater is unable to order a drink, and Jason Statham is once again grilled by Dion. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
The Pikelet Man has too many ideas, Colin Holcroft has too many bins, Simon Haight reports a murder, and celebrated filmmaker William Friedkin recalls his biggest disaster. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Regulars callers Dion and Reg Tankwater are back, legendary producer Robert Evans speaks from beyond the grave, and the show is given an AI assist. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Niles Nyquist is mildly anarchic, gagman Ray is comedically misguided, Guthrie Runter is most inconvenient, and Dave Clacton is comparatively highbrow. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 68: Scouring Pads

Ep 68: Scouring Pads

2023-04-0537:22

The Pikelet Man has ‘bottom issues’, Shane [REDACTED] is still worried about the moon, Patrick Paget is still ‘peacocking’, and Giles Baratheon goes in hard for physical media.   Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Dion is frozen out, Matt has montage mania, several neighbours of celebrities aren’t happy, and a quiz segment goes right off the rails. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 66: The Dundee Man

Ep 66: The Dundee Man

2023-02-0138:311

Clive Howlett, Cratog Carabasirica, The Hater and a bevy of first-time callers kick off another year of often confusing talkback, with an ‘iconic guest host’, and a most informative song. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
WARNING: Proper SIZZLETOWN returns next month. This is one of those ‘unplugged’ episodes with no callers, just Tony recalling every movie he saw in 1985, and taking you behind the scenes to see how the SIZZLETOWN sausage is made. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 64: Enormous Entropy

Ep 64: Enormous Entropy

2022-11-3001:03:05

It’s the 2022 season finale, with Dion, Colin Holcroft, The Pikelet Man, Jason Statham, Cratog Carabasirica, Shane [REDACTED], Crackers & the Tugboat, Reg Tankwater and Dave Clacton. Plus Pete Smith and Davey Lane, and perhaps too many songs. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 63: Packing Beads

Ep 63: Packing Beads

2022-11-0241:02

Niles Nyquist uncovers a cheating scandal, Matt is quick on the beep, and master filmmaker William Friedkin shares another incredible story from his remarkable career. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 62: The Inside Out

Ep 62: The Inside Out

2022-10-0540:03

Dick Roundabout tries to unload his offspring, Patrick Paget ‘can’t stop rockin’ to the beat’, and the show is menaced by a demon from a parallel dimension. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 61: Hornswoggled

Ep 61: Hornswoggled

2022-08-3140:14

Dion is bursting with new ideas, Tony is pranked by a rival show, the Hater goes to the theatre, and former Prime Minister John Howard confronts his past. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
Ep 60: Skimblechaize

Ep 60: Skimblechaize

2022-08-0339:10

Shane [REDACTED] points a finger at the moon, Giles Baratheon and Jeff Goldblum have opinions about the new ‘Thor’, and Tony is up for the Miles Franklin even though it’s already been announced. Monthly support | One off support Merch Store | Official Website
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Comments (17)

Simon Hounslow

that midnight oil fart bit was just perfection

Nov 8th
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Stevie Gilroy

Tony Tony Tony, you're losing your edge mate. I love the audiobook 10/10 I've listened to it twice now. The characters in sizzletown are very much lacking mate. Where has the hater gone? oh for fuck sake you're like a dog going back to his vomit. What an incredible line. Please, oh fuck it Tony just keep doing what you do as you're one if the most amusing people with a podcast. SMG Scotland.

Mar 3rd
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Simon Hounslow

'itty bitty book lamp'

Aug 6th
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Matthew McKnight

Riveting listening!😏

May 2nd
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jane fifi lamour

I love this podcast so fucking much!

Nov 21st
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Adam Dale

Yes.. For the sake... Of the future... Of all man kind... I will have... A... Small..... Sprite

Nov 19th
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alex perez

"Have you seen him bite into an onion? My God it's majestic."

Jul 7th
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Tom Broadway

How good is this!?

Jun 13th
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LB Z

what's it gonna beeeeeeee??????

May 30th
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AMG

Who would love a night at the busted nut? Clacton is a pisser!

Oct 11th
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JStone

tony Martin is about as funny as a fart.

Jun 19th
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Steve Colloff

brilliant show, thanks tony!

May 9th
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cptnmus

brilliant Tony, shiney and gold like a certain microphone.

Apr 26th
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Aardvaark

Lovely Tony, absolutely lovely. I could listen to you read the dictionary from cover to cover, naked on the bidét (you that is, not me... i have standards).

Apr 22nd
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David Webb

Thank you for uploading this is and you are a GEM! A shining bright spark in the dark abyss that is our mortal existence. Since you played Arnold Swarzenegger or however it's spelled in the late show I've always been a big fan. Can't wait for future episodes, love your work -David

Apr 20th
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Eddie Marrinan

nice one. will recommend.

Apr 14th
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