Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

The podcast where a husband and wife duo spend all week "doing their research" then tell each other about the series of tabs that they have opened and how they got here. It's the perfect show for passing time at work, for feeling comradery while doing chores, or to play for you romantic partner during a very long road trip to meet your parents for the first time and you are trying to cut the tension.

The Warm Up - Plans, Podcasts, and Portnoy 11.08.2024

It's been a WEEK y'all. And The Pearlman's have taken the time to process and plan. We have good announcements, sad announcements, fun announcements and an apology to the Zac Brown Band, but NOT Zach Bryan. We are making this episode available to all our fans on their podcast feeds, but the ad free version will only be available on Patreon. You can Follow Sad Beige Here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/?hl=en 

11-08
37:59

Running Wild Out The Gate

For our first episode, Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania discuss the desert community of Rio Verde Foothills and how Star Trek was instrumental in the political career of Barack Obama. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-23
01:03:17

Pearlmaniacs Know Hilarity... "Allegedly"

In an action packed double episode, Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania do their research about Hilaria Baldwin and the recently incarcerated reality stars Todd and Julie Chrisley. This episode is over two hours long y'all. So buckle up and grab your favorite snacks, you're gonna need them. The images we reference can be seen on our instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CoBfvc1tXkd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

01-30
02:02:22

Jeffree Star's Monopoly

Well, We said we were going to keep future episodes shorter, turned out that was a lie. Another 2+ hour long episode! Mr. Pearlmania did his research on the history of the board game monopoly, while Mrs. Pearlmania's research took a darker turn. As announced on the show, all Pearlmaniacs can now get a shout out on the cast by joining our patreon. To join our downline click here: https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500/membership Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-06
02:21:02

Plebs By Proxy

Hey Huns! Mr. Pearlmania did his research on one of the oldest general strikes in recorded history, and Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on Maddison "Maddie" Russo. The images we are referencing in the cast can bee seen here: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cok6vvOpL4J/ This is our first episode giving Patreon shoutouts! If you want to join our downline, visit out patreon here: patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-12
01:53:12

Mrs. Pearlmania Defined

Our first of Team Leader voted episodes! Mrs. Pearlmania covers the TERF-builders, known a Girls Defined. This one takes weird turns. All Pearlmaniacs can now get a shout out on the cast by joining our patreon. To join our downline click here: https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500/membership Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-19
02:00:44

Mrs. P's Book Club - House of Hunger - Special Episode

Mrs. Pearlmania reads a lot of books. A LOT OF BOOKS. And often she shares them with Mr. Pearlmania at length and with detail. With that in mind, the Pearlman's decided to record one of these experiences in a special edition Mrs. P's Book Club episode. Alexis Henderson's "HOUSE OF HUNGER" is the lore dump. This episode is also an apology for the poor audio in the prior episode, there was a technical issue. An investment in new audio equipment is being made, so hopefully future episodes won't sound like they are being recorded in a cave. Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-23
54:47

The Internet's Rules

Mrs. Pearlmania was not on the internet in 2005 when the rules where written. She was out in the sun, living her life. Mr. Pearlmania was born in it molded by it. He didn't see the light until he was already a man and by then it was nothing to him but blinding. Sit back, relax and learn the 70+ rules of the internet as found on tvtropes.com Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

02-27
01:52:57

Reject Modernity Embrace Pearlmania

Is Mrs. Pearlmania a Trad Wife? What is a Trad Wife? Why are they so obsessed with the 1940s? It's Nazis isn't it? Why is it always Nazis? To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-05
01:54:22

Mrs. P's Book Club - Into The Drowning Deep

It's time for a special Mrs. Pearlmania's Book Club Episode. Mrs. P read "Into The Drowning Deep" by Mira Grant. This whole episode is spoilers for the book, Mrs.P loved it, Mr. P had to suffer through it. If you would like to support the show, you can subscribe to our patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-09
01:55:46

Leaping Lemurians

This week, Mr. Pearlmania did his research on a new instagram grifter/cult leader, but how are Lemurs and reptilian vaccines involved? Only way to find out is to listen! The article referenced by the Daily Beast can be found here: Daily Beast Woo-Anon Article To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-13
01:52:16

Inferior Harm dot net

For our 10th episode, Mrs. Pearlmania guarantees that this show will never get a corporate tech sponsor. The FTC article that Mrs. P is referencing can be found here. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-19
01:42:40

Mrs. P's BC 3 - The Girl In Red

The third installment of Mrs. P's Book Club is here. This week, Mrs. Pearlmania read "The Girl In Red" by Christina Henry. It's a modern retelling of the red riding hood fable set in a pandemic fueled dystopia. Mrs. P explains it better than all that. For a heads up on future book club readings, you can follow Mrs. P on Instagram @mrs.pearlmania500 or @pearlmania500 To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-22
01:35:18

Yellow Pre-Torn Shirt

"Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks." - Hulk Hogan After a stressful day, Mr. P tells Mrs. P about all the details of the life of Terry Bollea, better known as Hulk Hogan. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

03-27
02:13:58

It All Starts With Ray J

Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on the many alleged frauds of the Kardashian/Jenner family, while Mr. Pearlmania stares at the clock and wonders how much of Wrestlemania he is missing. And it all start's with Brandy's brother, Ray J. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend Alvaro Lopez-Moreno's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-03
01:58:36

We Don't Have A Funny Title For This Episode

The Patreon Team Leaders have spoken and today's episode is about Redlining and HOAs. The Pearlman's try to have fun with it, but Mr. P. mostly depresses Mrs. P. with the long and horrible history of how housing is used as an economic weapon in America. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-09
01:59:46

Finding Jho Low

A spin-off thread from Mrs. Pearlmania's recent episode on the many grifts of the Kardashians, this week's episode follows the money that was stolen from the Malaysian Sovereign Fund to pay for lavish parties across Hollywood and Las Vegas. We're talking BILLIONS of dollars. Like a staggering amount of money. To which the Pearlman's have to ask, "WHERE'S JHO LOW?" To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-17
01:48:42

Mrs. P's Book Club: The Hollow Places

It's episode 4 of Mrs. Pearlmania's Book Club! This episode, Mrs. P tells Mr. P. the entire plot of "The Hollow Places" by T. Kingfisher. It's a real doozy of a book with a lot of weird horror, and the two stupidest characters to ever fall into a bad version of Narnia. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-20
01:59:50

GAMERGATE - A terrible history

Mr. P sits Mrs. P down and explains what she missed from 2013-2017 while she was outside. This is a high level discussion of Gamergate and the fallout that reverberated across the world. As mentioned on the Pod, the Pearlman's set up a Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72549, Thorndale, PA 19372. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

04-24
01:45:23

A Mormon Mission to Hawaii

Mrs. P did research on Hawaiian Mormon Influencers but it became an eye opening conversation on the history of the Church of Later Day Saints, their history, the organization and their Missions. As mentioned on a previous Pod, the Pearlman's set up a Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72549, Thorndale, PA 19372. To become a Pearlmania500 Team leader, join our patreon (not a cult): https://www.patreon.com/pearlmania500 Our theme song and all of the music for our show comes from our friend's project called "His Name Was Dusk." You can get his album "Let Us Prey" at "hisnamewasdusk.bandcamp.com" and hear all of his other music projects at "tesseractsociety.com" Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

05-01
01:44:49

Shado Wishes

as soon as murder she wrote got mentioned I had to tamp down a happy screech bc I'm listening to this at 2 AM

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M DiPlacido

tigerblood y'all

06-17 Reply

Shado Wishes

better help ad alert! 🤣

06-07 Reply

Shado Wishes

better help ad alert!!!!

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Jason McIlnay

as someone of Irish lineage who has electrocuted themselves multiple times attempting to wire things, it is 100% justified.

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