Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Vibing with the Food Idiot is USUALLY a patreon exclusive show, but for the holidays Mrs Pearlmania is explaining her incredible coconut chex treats to everyone FOR FREE!  That's right she's giving you a tast of our patreon exclusive content, but right now you can get 30% off an annual subscription to our patreon with the promo code: PROJECT2026 go to: https://pearlmania500.net  and become a team lead today!

Alex does a deep dive on French emperor Napoleon III and the lessons he teachers us. From his message of "Make France Great Again," to his many coup attempts, to finally getting elected the president of France on the backs of a massive Propaganda campaign. And once he became president he decided he wasn't going to be held back by term limits and made himself the emperor for life.  Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - History Repeats Itself first as Tragedy then as Farce 2:09 - Who Loved Coups more than anyone else? 17:26 - Italian Secret Societies and the First Coup 33:35 - Napoleon III invades France for the first time. 46:49 - Financing a Second Coup and hiring his Basket of Deplorables 1:01:32 - Imprisoned, the Escape, and Elected President of France 1:16:37 - Removing Term Limits, Arresting the Opposition, Declaring Himself Emperor for Life 1:28:54 - Invading Mexico, Vietnam and Algeria 1:32:55 - How the Franco Prussian War Ended Him

Alex discovers how funds from Domino's Pizza headquarters's rent is funding a fascist catholic university, hate group and entire town. After finding a picture of Charlie Kirk and Jesus spooning Mr. P had too know more. The story begins with the Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan and how after business dealings with Mitt Romney he slips deep into the hole of crazy fascist religious billionaire. But don't worry, Rosa Parks is in this too.  Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Head to https://www.drinkag1.com/TABS to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - Alex Hugging Gavin Newsom? 0:38 - Where did the bust of Jesus and Charlie Kirk come from? 10:00 - Fascist Religious Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan 22:52 - What is Domino's Farms? 25:05 - The Hate began with Selling to Private Equity 38:07 - Founding a Town, a Church, a University and a Hate Group 52:03 - The Backstory of Thomas Moore ( Henry VIII ex-best friend) 59:17 - Where do you go to found a town church and hate group? 1:06:36 - Most Evil (and Good) Pizza Chains 1:08:52 - Little Caesars Helped Rosa Parks 1:12:05 - Summary of Alex's Tabs

When Sydney Sweeney said "Jeans are not Controversial" Mrs. P had to investigate and what she found was astounding. From Sydney Sweeneys stalling career, to her plans with Geoff Bezos,  to the origins of Jeans in India, Britain, America. And how they were touched by the republic of Genoa, the British Ra, East India Trading Company, Mahatma Gandhi, and the prison industrial complex. And then of course back to Sydney Sweeneys GQ interview. GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/toomany50off & use code toomany50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year! Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS Elon's Racist Grandpa: https://youtu.be/BIPuqLuQuvM?si=aj_0aAlzfmj_idzO GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 Intro - What does the Board Say? 0:56 - Sydney Sweeney's GQ Interview and Failing Career 14:52 - Mrs. P's Hot Take on Sydney Sweeney 21:42 - The Origins of Blue Jeans Starting with the Color Blue 33:54 - The Indigo Revolt's and the East India Trading Company 40:42 - (Sydney Sweeney is Geoff Bezos's Third?) 47:35 - Mahatma Gandhi Gets Involved 52:52 - Italian Design of the Blue Jean 58:34 - Levi's Jeans 1:06:23 - Jeans are Made of Cotton and it's Dark History 1:17:51 - Conclusion - Blue Jeans are Not Controversial

GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania This week Mr. Pearlmania is teaching Mrs. Pearlmania about the super secret American banking clan that just gave Donald Trump $130,000,000 million to run the military. We are talking about the Mellon Family and how they maintained power from 1870 till now by owning banks, steel, weapons manufacturing, buying politicians and commuting war crimes. Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/tmt #chubbiespod Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - The Secret Banking Clan Controlling our Military 1:01 - Dick Chaney was Dead to Begin With 2:53 - Where Did $130 Million Come From 5:19 - How the Roman Republic Fell 8:51 - Unmasking The Secretive Oligarch Tim Mellon 12:49 - Where does the Mellon Fortune Come From? 17:42 - Who Is Bunny Mellon? 19:53 - Tim Starts Flexing his Money 21:21 - Chubbies 22:51 - How the Mellon Clan Started in 1813 30:58 - One of the More Evil People to Have Lived - Andrew W. Mellon 37:29 - How the Mellon's Causes the Johnstown Flood 48:21 - The Mellon's Never Stopped Making Money 52:15 - Enter Paul Mellon and Andrew's Divorce 57:29 - Andrew Mellon Buys Too Much Political Influence 1:00:43 - Andrew Mellon Appointed Secretary of Treasury 1:04:19 - Other Politicians Shocked at the Scale of his Corruption 1:06:58 - The Great Gatsby Party 1:12:15 - The Great Depression Hits 1:17:36 - Andrew W. Mellon Finally Ousted 1:20:07 - Paul Mellon the Boring Horse Breeding Billionaire 1:24:44 - Bunny Mellon, Jackie Kennedy's Best Friend 1:30:54 - Tim Mellon Is a Horrible Human 1:33:47 - Ronald Regan Changed Everything 1:39:43 - What Horrible Politicians Tim Mellon Supports 1:44:19 - Mellon Family's Massive Wealth 1:45:05 - The Hate Groups He's Funded 1:46:26 - How Andrew W. Mellon Set the Stage for Trump and Handouts for the Rich

GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Dusk's D&D KICKSTARTER - https://www.secretgardenadventureclub.com His Name Is Dusk - https://www.hisnamewasdusk.com Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mrs. and Mr. Pearlmania examine Trumps 40 billion dollar bailout of Argentine and how it's connected to Argentine's shameful past of harboring Nazi's. Mrs. P examines how it happened, who was involved and how Kat Von D's family came from German Nobility who fled to Argentina, and how her turn as a Christian Influencer makes so much sense. If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - 40 Billion Dollars and Ratlines! 0:56 - How Trump's 40B Relates too Argentinian Nazis 5:04 - All the Nazi Escape Routes (a.k.a. Ratlines) 11:40 - The Austrian Bishop that Engineered the Nazi's Escape 14:08 - American Nazi Rallies and Kill Tony 16:54 - Rightwing's Use of AI Hitler 24:25 - Notable Nazi's that Escaped via Ratlines 29:14 - How the Argentinian Government Sheltered Nazis 37:43 - How The Seventh Day Adventist Church Collaborated with Nazis 41:06 - How the Nazi's Industrialized Propaganda 49:48 - Mrs. P's Wild Theory She Can't Prove Yet 56:05 - Kat Von D's German Roots and Anti Semitic History 59:31 - Are we The Baddies? (mitchell and webb sketch) 1:09:09 - Kat von D's Nazi Themed Liquid Lipstick 1:12:36 - Kat's Crazy Christian Influencer Heel Turn 1:16:53 - Top 7 Racist Makeup Ladies, #1 Coco Chanel 1:18:08 - The Christian Podcast from Hell

Dusk's D&D KICKSTARTER - https://www.secretgardenadventureclub.com His Name Is Dusk - https://www.hisnamewasdusk.com GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania are joined by His Name is Dusk for their annual "Monster of the Week" Halloween TTRPG! It's another Episode of the Pearlmania casefiles where Steve Stevenson and Jane Doe investigate the strange case of the disappearing Ben Franklin impersonators. Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/TABS10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Part 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/59JzjD5R6559YIrkTNZvM0 GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Garfield, Luigi and Teletubbies 1:52 - Meet the Games Master and the Game 18:12 - The Franklin Institute for the Criminally Insane 43:13 - The Number One Suspect is Gritty 1:03:48 - Going Undercover as a Ben Franklin Impersonator 1:24:56 - The Final Ninja Turtle Style Showdown 1:56:15 - Check out more of Dusk! #ttrpg #halloween #podcast #comedy #pearlmania500 #pearlmania #mrspearlmania #crashingout #dnd #dungeons # dragons #benfranklin #philly #philadelphia #monsteroftheweek

It's time for a COZY story report. If you love whimsy goth, Stardew Valley and Hallmark Movies, you are going to love this SPOILER FILLED retelling of Sarah Addison Allen's GARDEN SPELLS.  This 2007 novel has it all, food magic, North Carolina Sisters, a tempermental giving tree, Sexy Tyler, a wrap around porch, an old lad that is a walking Checkov's Gun, and SO MUCH HEART.  We loved this book so much, so put on your favorite thick socks and a nice blanket and listen to Mrs. Pearlmania give you the herbal tea on this masterpiece that should DEFINITELY BE A MOVIE.  REMINDER! Hisnamewasdusk is doing a TTRPG oneshot that is also comfy cozy! Checkout:  Https://secretgardenadventureclub.com  & Https://hisnanewasdusk.com  for more info!   And As always, support the show at pearlmania500.net 

GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania do a deep dive on the historical, politiical and supernatureal implications of their top 3 spookiest lakes. Lake Lanier in Georgia is hiding a dark legacy of racism, Lake Baikal is deep enough scientists don't even know whats at the bottom, and Lake Superior's rough waves and chilly conditions have preserved it's many victims. Eat smart at FactorMeals.com/toomany50off & use code toomany50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year! Support the show & layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to https://www.quince.com/TMT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Old Whitey - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j04bfGuNVzE Into the Drowning Deep - https://open.spotify.com/episode/0VQXMNDOIwnfk4BTaNXtHX GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Aliens, Racism, and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald 0:28 - Why Pearlmania hates lakes 13:18 - Lake Baikal is the deapest lake in the word and 5 Delawares Wide 30:35 - Lake Baikal's Unique Ecosystem that supports Aliens? 41:01 - Lake Lanier's Racism Lies Below the Surface 56:12 - You Need to Know What a Lynching Looks Like 1:24:43 - Why Lake Superior Preservers it's Dead 1:39:20 - Alex Ranks His Favorites

GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Subscribe fo Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@mrs.pearlmania See Alex Open for Walter Masterson 10/30 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/331512 Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania examine what different civilizations across time have called "The Gates of Hell". From Ancient Greece to Clifton New Jersey to a real life castle where the Nazi's practices the occult and summoned Hell Boy (allegedly). At the End Alex ranks his favorites out of the Darvaza Gas Crater in Turkmenistan, The Storm Drains of Clifton NJ, the Paris Catacombs, Houska Castle in the Czech Republic, The Bellaire House in Ohio and the 7 gates in York County Pennsylvania. Head to https://www.drinkag1.com/TABS to get a FREE Welcome Kit, including a bottle of Vitamin D and free AG1 Travel Packs when you first subscribe! That's https://www.drinkag1.com/TABS If you're 21 or older, get 30% off your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code TABS at https://inda.shop/TABS #indacloudpod Your new wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code TMT at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/TMT #chubbiespod GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/tmtpodclips https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Gates of Hell All Over the World 0:37 - The Gates That Didn't Make the Cut 7:16 - The Haunted Bellaire House is on a Ley Line 22:08 - Mrs. P's Ghost Hunt with Your Mom 28:15 - The Darvaza Gas Crater of Turkmenistan is on Fire 41:27 - The Storm Drains of Clifton NJ 54:46 - The Occult Nazi Past of the Houska Castle 1:28:13 - The 7 Gates of Hell Guard a Mischievous Surgeon 1:34:55 - The Catacombs of Paris are filled with Cataphiles 1:51:50 - We Rank Our Favorites

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  See Alex Open for Walter Masterson 10/30 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/331512 Mrs. P. looks at the trans-religious philosophy of Human Design. The creation of an advertising executive who got burned out and abandoned his family to party in Ibiza for 8 years before receiving a message from the divine that he needed to get to work on creating this religion and also he should change his name from Robert Krakower to Ra Uru Hu. Thus was born Human Design. Ghost Bongo 👕 -  https://ghostbongo.com/ GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 NEW FACEBOOOK https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61552402799781 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Human Design 0:52 - Ai Psychosis Made Me Fall In Love 6:19 - What is Human Design 19:03 - Meet our First Real AI Guru 27:10 - Deep Space Nine Talk 30:58 - The Unofficial Human Design Website 36:35 - The Ad Exec Who Abandoned his Family to Party 53:40 - Mrs. P's Human Design Chart 1:11 - Pearlmania's Human Design Chart

JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Mrs. P. looks at why Starbucks has become a battleground for culture wars. From ordering your favorite conservative podcasters drink and forcing the barista to say his name, to boycotts over their support for Israel, to Starbucks union busting, war on Christmas, gay marriage, and racism. Starbucks has been involved in almost every culture war controversy and Mrs. P and Pearlmania500 are here for it! Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/TABS10FM GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Starbucks Culture War 0:48 - Why Starbucks, Why Coffee Shops are Cultural Centers 3:30 - In the News for a famous Podcaster's Death 12:39 - Why Conservatives are Planting their Flag in Starbucks 27:13 - Hello Fresh 29:18 - Howard Schultz and the Gay/Evolutionary Quotes on Cups 43:01 - Starbuck's Illegal Fight Against Unionization 50:52 - Starbuck's Controversy with Gay Marriage (M4M) 59:08 - Read to Filth for #RaceTogether 1:07:51 - The War on Christmas 1:16:14 - Alex's Big Pivot/Support for MAHA and RFK 1:21:33 - CEO Uses the Holocaust to Bust Unions 1:25:26 - The Boycott over Palestine and Union Busting 1:37:30 - Alex's Problem with Starbucks

LAST CHANGE FOR QUACK MONTH SHIRTS: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Mrs' P. digs into notorious "Try Guy Cheater" Ned Fulmer's latest podcast where he invites his wife on to further humiliate the both of them. Also, Publishers clearinghouse is going out of business and leaving one John Wyllie too fend for himself after his $5,000 a week checks stop coming. Mr's P. also digs into the fun stories of a San Francisco Chef who robs banks to support his business, how the inventor of Pilates was a fun interesting guy, Ben and Jerry's breaking up and how dancing with the stars is turning out. Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/TABS Support the show and get 30% off your Brooklyn Bedding order sitewide. Use promo code TOOMANY at https://www.brooklynbedding.com GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - Being Fun in a Scary Time 1:41 - Alex Should be Allowed to Smoke Again 2:01 - Cheating Try Guy Ned Fulmer Back to his Old Tricks 4:02 - The Time Pearlmania500 hit rock bottom 6:19 - Ned Fulmer's Grifting Podcast 9:45 - Angry Eugene is the Best Eugene 14:58 - Ned's First Guest is His Wife (Who He Cheated) 32:26 - Award Winning Chef Robs Banks 38:45 - Publisher's Clearinghouse Bankruptcy Leaves Winners Stranded 47:26 - Who's Who on Dancing with the Stars 1:00:26 - Pilates Began in a Prison Camp 1:07:50 - Alix Earl's Eliot Spitzer Call Girl Connection 2:11:08 - Ben and Jerry's Breakup 2:12:26 - Alex's Free Speech Grifters Rant

GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net  Mrs. Pearlmania explores the many scandals of e.l.f. cosmetics from the playboy reckless founder who was confronted by a demonic vision which terrified him so much he sold all his possessions and joined the priesthood. To a recent outrage scandal involving the misogyny of Matt Rife to Mrs. P's own self interest in the stock of the company. Hey GirliePops! It's me, Pearlmania500 beauty guru extraordinaire! Thank you soooo much for joining me for another incredible get ready with me!! Here is a link to all of the fabulous ELF products I used today! All links are affiliate TYSM!!  O face Satin Lipstick https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109817  Lash Xtndr Mascara  https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109696  Halo Glow Liquid Filter https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109605  Blush https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109574  Camo Liquid Blush https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109527  16Hr Camo Concealer https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109471  Stay All Night Micro-Fine Setting Mist https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109431  Liquid Poreless Putty Primer https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109371  Squeeze Me Lip Balm https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109126  Holy Hydration! Thirst Burst Drops https://go.shopmy.us/p-25109292  Support the show & get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free breakfast for a year with the code TOOMANY50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50OFF GET IN TOUCH  https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmania500 Send us Pens, Lafufus and Ducks!  P.O. Box 72151 Thorndale, PA 19372 All of our music was written and performed by His Name Was Dusk you can find all of his projects, music and more here: https://linktr.ee/hisnamewasdusk 0:00 - Intro - e.l.f. cosmetics and Matt Rife 1:07 - e.l.f.'s ragebait ad with Matt Rife 16:36 - What's Killing Comedy and Why Women are Better 29:45 - Another Fake Apology 39:58 - Who's in Charge of Marketing? 47:44 - D.E.I. and Too Many Dicks 59:22 - Who is founder Scott-Vincent Borba 1:10:08 - So Sawwy We're Greedy (Googly Eyes) 1:16:41 - Guess the Dark Money 1:18:28 - Why the Playboy Founder Became a Priest 1:26:45 - Please Don't Make Me Sell My Aston Martin!

Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES.  This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud.  As always the story reports are AUDIO ONLY! So sit back, relax and enjoy the experience.