34: I’m back with Real Housewives of Miami and Salt Lake City recaps plus some wedding joy! From celebrating my friend Kelly’s big day and tearing up over the sweetest tribute, to cracking up at Adriana’s birthday math on RHOM, I’ve got plenty to share. I cover Alexia’s messy Spain trip, her complicated family dynamics, and why some of her choices had me side-eyeing. Then we head over to Salt Lake City, where I break down all the chaos of the RV adventure, the diva drama, and the friendships being tested. Topics Discussed: → Wedding chaos, addiction + hoarders → Adriana’s birthday math + Art Basel show (RHOM) → Alexia’s Spain trip + family drama (RHOM) → Salt Lake City RV trip antics + diva dynamics (RHOSLC) On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:02:22 - LOVE IS IN AIR → 00:09:52 - Wedding dates? → 00:12:02 - Addiction & hoarders → 00:14:36 - RHOM: Marisol + Adriana’s Birthday → 00:21:02 - RHOSLC: RV life + SWAT raid → 00:27:08 - RHOSLC: Engagements, Gym Dates, + Polygamy → 00:29:53 - Tookes Takeaway: Racism & hatred has to end Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
33: This week I’m catching you up on everything from Housewives drama to real life lessons. I break down my guest spot on So Bad It’s Good with Ryan Bailey, share some behind-the-scenes SNL stories, and open up about chasing dreams and celebrating achievements. Then it’s Housewives time: we’re talking RHOM, Stephanie’s baby dilemma, Adriana and ageism, Lisa vs Larsa, and Julia’s family drama. Topics Discussed: → Anastasia Beverly Hills Cameo → Dating Advice Over 30 → SNL Behind the Scenes → RHOM Stephanie Baby Dilemma → RHOM Lisa vs Larsa Feud On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Welcome and life updates → 00:01:26 - Ranking the best Housewives franchises → 00:02:28 - So Bad It’s Good & SNL stories → 00:08:35 - Lakendra Lore → 00:12:36 - Milestones, faith, and future goals → 00:17:15 - RHOM Anastasia Beverly Hills cameo → 00:22:31 - Ageism, Adriana, & insecure men → 00:28:21 - Lisa vs. Larsa, Jody, and Julia’s family tension → 00:32:34 - Dating rules: if he wanted to, he would → 00:35:09 - Tooks Takeaway: You deserve to be chosen Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
32: I’m coming at you fresh off a Labor Day full of naps talking Real Housewives of Miami and Orange County. I’m covering Stephanie’s private jet antics in Spain to Julia’s godfather drama, Marysol’s flamingo dresses, and the Barracuda stirring up trouble. Then we hit OC, where lie detectors, Persian New Year parties, and lingering “naked wasted” scandals have everyone talking…race, lies, and drama included. Topics Discussed: → Real Housewives of Miami Spain trip drama and private jet etiquette → Real Housewives of Orange County lie detector party and controversies → “Naked Wasted” scandal recap and truth behind the rumors → Race, prejudice, and optics in reality TV interactions → Weekend adventures, socializing tips, and meeting new people at parties On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:01:27 - RHOM: Spain Trip → 00:05:47 - Stephanie the fun killer → 00:06:40 - White lotus & gay godfathers → 00:08:32 - Marysol’s facetime → 00:10:47 - Unpacking “Ratchet” → 00:15:02 - RHOC: Naked Wasted → 00:17:13 - Shannon’s dad, racism, & lies → 00:23:53 - Are the housewives racist? → 00:25:46 - The lie detector test → 00:32:01 - Jenn & “Race Crap” → 00:34:13 - I’m done with RHOC → 00:34:38 - Tookes Takeaway: GET OUTSIDE! Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
31: This week I’m covering the chaos of Housewives parenting, clout-chasing scandals, and fashion flops that only Bravo could deliver. From Tamra’s messy Instagram antics to Julia and Martina juggling their new adoptees, the drama is nonstop. Katie Janela’s suspicious dinner party behavior has everyone side-eyeing, and with a lie detector test on the horizon, reputations are about to be tested. Topics Discussed: → Housewives parenting struggles and family drama → Tamra Judge Instagram antics → Emily Simpson interview looks → Marbella trip & Adriana’s art tour On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:00:55 - RHOC: Is Tamra Quitting The Show? → 00:02:44 - Revisiting Reality Checked → 00:05:16 - RHOC: Highlights → 00:09:15 - Tamra’s Therapy Session → 00:13:54 - Emily, New Orleans, & Mom Guilt → 00:17:01 - Naked Wasted → 00:23:24 - RHOM: Spain trip → 00:31:37 - Lisa’s Notes & Unfollowing Marcus → 00:34:56 - Tookes Takeaway: Sobriety Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
30: The OC reunion brought chaos, contradictions, and plenty of receipts. I break down Shannon refusing to forgive Katie while giving Tamara a pass, Heather caught in her own denial, and Tamara stirring the pot again. We also dive into the Real Housewives of Miami episodes, complete with the wild “Ay Dios Mío” moments, and revisit the infamous “Naked Wasted” scandal. Topics Discussed: → Shannon vs. Katie: selective forgiveness drama → Tamara’s lies and manipulations exposed → Real Housewives of Miami “Ay Dios Mío” moments → Revisiting the “Naked Wasted” scandal → Life lesson: focus on yourself, not validation On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:01:03 - Kensday & The Chumps → 00:03:05 - Baby showers, drag shows, & weekend fun → 00:05:41 - RHOM: Ay Dios Mio moments 16:17 - → 00:17:36 - RHOC: Highlights → 00:21:40 - Racial differences in Real Housewives → 00:24:34 - Shannon vs Tamara → 00:27:31 - Naked wasted revisited → 00:30:11 - Tookes Takeaway: Focus on yourself! Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
29: This week, I’m joined by Rebecca Lieb from Ghost Town and Vanderpodcalypse Rules to break down The Valley reunion and the messiest drama of the season. We get into Jax Taylor’s abusive behavior toward Brittany Cartwright, the missing ring camera footage and the domestic violence disclaimer Bravo ran at the end of episodes. We talk about Janet’s meddling, her hypocrisy around substance use, and why she might be more concerned with her own image than justice. → Domestic Violence Hotline | 1-800-799-SAFE → Sexual Assault Hotline | | 1-800-656-HOPE Topics Discussed: → Jax Taylor’s abusive behavior and Bravo’s domestic violence disclaimer → Janet’s hypocrisy, meddling, and substance use accusations → Reunion fashion critique, including Kristen Doute and Nia Moore → Danny’s drinking, SA allegations, and reality TV boundaries On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:02:10 - Worst of The Valley cast → 00:03:06 - Jax and Brittany → 00:05:09 - Bravo & DV → 00:12:24 - Karens vs Janets → 00:14:54 - Jax ringcam footage → 00:22:22 - Men only get worse → 00:26:50 - Jax’s fake rehab → 00:30:37 - Danny & Nia → 00:37:10 - Defining SA → 00:42:37 - Next season predictions Check Out Rebecca: → Instagram → Vanderpodcalypse Now Podcast Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28: In this episode of Tookes Takes, I unpack the latest drama from Real Housewives of Miami and Orange County. From tense friendships and fake tears to social media fights and messy double dates, I call out who’s being real and who’s playing the victim. Plus, I talk about the cancer diagnosis controversy and why kindness might be the only way forward. Topics Discussed: → Heather vs Tamara feud → Tamara’s fake tears over friend’s cancer → Jen’s “single white female” callout of Tamara → Gina’s housewarming and Brady Bunch kids → Tamara’s New Orleans meltdown and apology drama On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:03:38 - Icing Guerdy out? → 00:01:57 - RHOM: Divorce trip, → 00:04:54 - The elderly double date → 00:13:13 - The reunion seating chart → 00:15:47 - Adriana vs Julia & more → 00:18:10 - RHOC: Gina’s housewarming → 00:23:44 - All about the children → 00:28:51 - The New Orleans trip → 00:30:36 - Tooke’s Takeaway: Don’t Be Evil Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
27: In this episode, I’m back with the latest Housewives drama, and trust me, it’s messy. From Tamra’s shady antics to Jen’s glow-up and the truth about her therapy sessions, we’re talking about a yacht, and some shade thrown (and caught). Plus, I'm sharing how I conquered a big fear of mine… And let’s just say, it wasn’t a smooth ride, but it was a hell of a journey. Topics Discussed: → Tamra’s lies exposed on RHOC → Jen calls out Tamra’s therapy and surgery → Stephanie vs. Alexia yacht drama → Overcoming stage fright in standup comedy → Trolling with the Homies: Using dating apps for comedy On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:01:48 - Mom jeans & fitness era → 00:05:14 - BBLs → 00:05:48 - Sex and The City → 00:11:01 - Kim Cattrall’s texts → 00:11:05 - RHOM: Loca Lesbians → 00:14:49 - Stephanie Shojaee’s ALLEGED tea → 00:23:47 - Yacht battle → 00:34:31 - RHOM: Mid season trailer → 00:36:11 - Jen vs Tamra → 00:49:18 - Tookes Takeaway: Stand Up! Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26: This week, I’m breaking down everything from my latest Jeff Lewis Live moment…yes, I drank breast milk on air…to why I'm staying on this dating strike (for now). I’m sounding off on Real Housewives of Miami and why I’m riding hard for Guerdy. Over in the OC, I’ve got thoughts on Jen and Ryan, that student loan drama, and why I might need to move to Orange County and become an honorary auntie. Plus, a recap of a night out that reminded me why I don’t date bartenders anymore. Topics Discussed: → Breast milk on Jeff Lewis Live → Dating strike update → Team Guerdy on RHOM → Jen and the student loan drama (RHOC) → Manifesting a Housewives husband On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - I drank breast milk → 00:05:07 - Patti & Jeff Lewis Live → 00:09:15 - Girls night, barbacks, & niece advice → 00:16:31 - Dating phases → 00:19:25 - RHOM Karma - Julia & Martina adoption → 00:21:22 - Egg freezing, donation & surrogacy → 00:24:51 - Team Guerdy → 00:29:51 - Julia is LYING → 00:32:20 - Marisol’s double standards → 00:36:23 - Tamra’s gofundme thoughts → 00:39:07 - Heather’s party → 00:47:38 - Shannon vs Katie → 00:48:55 - Apology 101 → 00:52:01 - The therapy is NOT working → 00:53:40 - Tooke’s Takeaway: THE LORD WILL FIGHT YOUR BATTLES Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
25: This week I break down the messiest moments from RHOM and RHOC, from the Lar/Lisa feud finally cooling off to Julia prepping for adoption while acting absolutely unhinged. Over in the OC, lymphatic massages get weird, Katie’s secret recording stirs the pot, and Tamra keeps proving she's the villain. Topics Discussed: → Did Katie Really Record Shannon's Meltdown on RHOC? → Julia’s Adoption Journey on RHOM Raises Concerns → Tamra Judge vs. Gretchen Rossi: Podcast Drama and Family Tension → Kandi Burruss Housewife Achievement Award On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:00:23 - Coldplay kiss cam → 00:04:08 - This week’s craziest RHOM moments → 00:20:42 - RHOC: Golden Door fallout → 00:35:35 - THE voicenote → 00:36:58 - Tookes Takeaway: Kandi Burress Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24: This week I’m breaking down the latest from RHOM and RHOC. From Stephanie’s suspicious luxury dog condo to Julia’s weak apology and Lisa’s two-hour bus delay, I’ve got thoughts. Plus, Alexia’s toga party? Then over in the OC, I’m talking Emily’s yelling, Katie’s receipts, and why Heather Dubrow still isn’t giving what she thinks she is. Oh, and I’m officially on a dating strike... unless a cute yogi changes my mind. Topics Discussed: → Stephanie RHOM dog condo controversy → Julia and Guerdy ’s confrontation on Real Housewives of Miami → Lisa Hochstein’s chronic lateness and luxury lifestyle → Emily Simpson’s parenting and RHOC family drama → Katie’s RHOC reunion receipts and Heather Dubrow critique On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:00:35 - Love Island Finale! → 00:05:51 - My Good Side by Scheana Shay → 00:09:56 - Top 10 The Real Housewives of Miami moments → 00:20:36 - The latest feud → 00:27:51 - Kelly Dodd & chump con → 00:31:16 - RHOC’s Emily Simpson → 00:39:07 - Emily, Gina , & Katie → 00:43:50 - The Golden Door retreat → 00:47:35 - Tooke’s Takeaway - DATING STRIKE Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
23: This week I’m taking y’all on a wild ride through the latest 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way Tell-All and Real Housewives of Miami drama. From Any’s alleged gold-digging to Sarper proposing mid-meltdown, I’m breaking down every unhinged moment. I also get real about the truth behind wigs, natural hair, and the hairstyle I will NEVER go back to. Plus, I’m calling out Julia for her drink-throwing nonsense, standing with Guerdy, and praying for Alexia to get off the Todd-coaster once and for all. Topics Discussed: → Wig talk, hot yoga, and the struggle of natural hair → Why I’m Team Any (and yes, she should take the money) → Amani’s weird obsession with Shekinah → Julia’s opera meltdown and why drink-throwing is not a baptism → Baby showers, private jets, and bull testicles On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Fourth of July fun → 00:02:39 - Dating is a rollercoaster → 00:12:04 - Natural hair & wig talk → 00:17:06 - 90 Day Fiancé Tell-All Pt. 2 → 00:18:01 - And Just Like That chaos → 00:19:38 - Amani, Any & throuple drama → 00:21:30 - Juan, Jessica & more 90 Day → 00:23:47 - Real Housewives of Miami → 00:33:42 - Tookes Takeaway: PRAY Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
22: Y’all, these first three episodes of Real Housewives of Miami had me in a chokehold. From Todd secretly filing for divorce and still hanging around like nothing happened, to Lisa and Larissa’s explosive feud in Milan, to Julia throwing a drink at Guerdy = during what was supposed to be a baby celebration - it’s pure Bravo chaos. I break it all down: → Todd and Alexia’s messy divorce saga → Larissa vs. Lisa in Milan (yes, with Fabulous weighing in) → Guerdy =’s breast cancer recovery and Julia’s shady behavior → Why your hole knows when it’s time to move on → Marisol’s surprise wedding…and the eye patch? On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:01:35 - Braless baddie moment → 00:02:52 - Housewives friendship drama → 00:09:52 - Todd & Alexia divorce mess → 00:18:17 - Larsa vs Lisa in Milan → 00:22:01 - Jody’s wild birthday party → 00:27:08 - Housewives gossip session → 00:35:06 - B!tch Boy Behavior exposed → 00:37:02 - Marisol’s courthouse wedding → 00:39:02 - Kendra’s Court: who’s lying? → 00:44:12 - Tookes Takeaway: hate him Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21: Yes…. I’M ON TINDER. The ghosters, the catfishers, and the aunties wiring money to men with no last names. It’s bleak. Plus we’re talking 90 Day Fiancé throuple chaos, plastic surgery overload, and why Amani’s giving Whoville BUT the BBL is popping. I’ll also check in on my girls Niesha and Jazz over on 1000-lb Roomies - weight loss goals, fried chicken setbacks, and a situationship 20 years deep. Topics Discussed: → Tinder Horror Stories → 90 Day Fiancé Throuple Drama → Plastic Surgery and Self-Love → 1000-lb Roomies Update → Scams, Situationships, and Self-Worth On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:01:21 - Life updates: dimples → 00:03:08 - Tinder scammers & catfish → 00:14:47 - 90 day fiance: THE THROUPLE → 00:27:46 - Stop trying to make Big Ed happen → 00:36:36 - 1000 lb roomies: food & fitness besties → 00:38:21 - Tookes Takeway: YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20: Tookes Takes is back, baby - new team, same unfiltered LaKendra. In this episode, I’m catching y’all up on my birthday, bad dates, and why being a childless MILF is not for the weak. From getting ghosted at Bacari to meme-only communication, I’ve got stories. Plus, I talk bestie cuddles, Pride, immigrant rights, and the Gucci bag that nearly took me out. Let’s laugh, heal, and MILF our way through it together. Topics Discussed: → Dating as a Childless MILF → Birthday Reflections → Immigrant Rights & Heart Checks → TLC Trash TV Recap On This Episode We Cover: → 00:00:00 - Introduction → 00:01:13 - Childless MILF Chronicles → 00:09:36 - Societal Expectations and Cuddling With Your Besties → 00:16:05 - Less Ignorance, More Immigrants → 00:19:10 - Operation “Too Legit To Get Deported” → 00:21:25 - Auntie Amy’s Gucci Bag → 00:23:58 - Jeff Lewis and Chump Life → 00:26:18 - Landfill Channel and 1000 Pound Roomies → 00:29:36 - Tookes Takeaway Check Out LaKendra: → LaKendra's Instagram → Tookes Takes Instagram → X → LaKendra’s TikTok → YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
LaKendra is back to take stock of her (temporary!) dating slump and catch up on most of the new season of 90 Day Fiance! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
LaKendra is back for some more follow up on ChumpCon, a detour into the new Kanye West insanity, an Easter Sunday debrief, and then a close read of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after the final reunion episode, including a full plan for next season! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
LaKendra has gone to ChumpCon and lived to tell the tale! This week, she takes us through her travels -- to her brother's wedding and her impromptu trip to Jeff Lewis' CHUMPCON in Las Vegas! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
LaKendra sits down to take stock of the home stretch of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, housewife by housewife! She also dips a toe into the 90 Day Fiancé waters and throws in a few dating stories to make sure y'all are in the loop! Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
LaKendra is moving through the newest season of RU PAUL'S DRAG RACE with episode TEN, featuring The Villains Roast! Plus, she's got some thoughts on what gives her the ick in dating! This week's Tooke's Talking Points include guys saying they're busy might as well be calling you another b word, Lexie Love's inner saboteur, the controversy around the roast order, Arietty stealing jokes, and Susie Toot's cerebral sandbagging!s Follow LaKendra on Instagram! Follow Tookes Takes on Instagram! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices