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Author: Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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(Rec: 16/5/24) We approach Eton, a proper TV presenter, violence from Roy, a fans exodus, xenophobia, Scottish hopes, and Tommy Tension.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fatty Napkin

Fatty Napkin

2025-11-1743:06

Seating issues, Vinted woe, dog cosmos, snout enlargement, animal MRIs, and a monkey opportunity.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Home Of Nuance

The Home Of Nuance

2025-11-1439:57

Marathon podding, the voice of political youth, Hitler’s shortcomings, an office party, and Taskmaster.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 3/6/20) Our deep dive into Brian Moore’s 1979 ITV electric mouse documentary begins.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 8/5/24) Bin Laden’s Powerpoint, embracing hypocrisy, manifesting Simon Bates, and egomaniacs in radio.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Resignations, a fancily-dressed teen, a canal boat fungi fiasco, football, draught prevention, and telly denial.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Grooming Comparison

Grooming Comparison

2025-11-0737:24

Mucky coffee, cymbal rejection, more Live Aid style chat, the Sovereignty Squad, and David Lammy’s dis and dat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 23/10/19) This is it - the end. Kev settles his scores with the Cockney Mafia and looks back at a life well and truly lived. Thank you, Electric Mouse.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 30/4/24) Just the chart rundown, actually.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Medical Tablet Trauma

Medical Tablet Trauma

2025-11-0339:47

Seven minutes of annoying echoing, retirement, chugging Rennie, saunas, Live Aid, and a Melchester game.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Haaland Life

The Haaland Life

2025-10-3145:28

Sexy aliens, the current activities of Peter Purves, pre-Christmas bargains, and celebrity rabies.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 16/10/19) A bit more fruit chat, Debarge, Snoozing Sam, and Kev heads towards the Toon exit (via the kitchen of a London restaurant)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 25/4/24) Healing wort, biblical eczema, the king of VAR, and Streaky falls foul of German hotel security.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
High Performance Week

High Performance Week

2025-10-2744:16

Football talk, a sideways look, emulating Haaland, Brandreth hits back, and Lily Allen.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Officially Bored

Officially Bored

2025-10-2447:58

Bad parenting, repetition, McCartney in the 1970s, Japanese jail racism, Lagos chaos, and a fan origin story.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 9/10/19) We reveal our fruit Champions Leagues, Kev is forced to buy a player he can’t find on Google and Mike Ashley downs a pint in 12 seconds.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 15/4/24) Donkey tray, puzzling, two-pump commie sex, other riots, jeans frustration, a new dad pal, and clothing rules.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Licky The Superdog

Licky The Superdog

2025-10-2042:44

Tartan shirt explanation, meeting Carry On Cleo, moreVinted joy, more J-Place names, and a robbery of honour.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Flake Disgrace

Flake Disgrace

2025-10-1735:25

A name game, Sam’s trifle woe, fridge issues, big shops, shopping trolley cosplay, and the return of flares.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
(Rec: 2/10/19) Thierry Henry’s vanishing coat hanger, Kev cups Shearer in his hands and gets laughed at by the Germans, and Mike Ashley does some ratings.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions. Get a 7-day full access free trial and pay for 10 months up front for the price of 12 if you like a bargain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Comments (16)

Stevie Gilroy

hey boys. fish and chips is actually Portuguese FcknFact

Apr 27th
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Mick Green

Essential listening and probably the best podcast out there.

Apr 16th
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Sean Paul Toland

anyone help me find the episode where Sam and Andy discuss the other competing podcast such as the mums who drink too much ...

Apr 5th
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Darren Foster

Never get sick of listening to this. Piss funny

Aug 29th
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adamtocock

blackbears ghost is quality lads

Apr 6th
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Hank Lancaster

jotters and primary are Scottish words.

Mar 3rd
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Hank Lancaster

stick a shit ton of Biscoff spread into a cake mix. Its a belter!

Mar 3rd
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Nig Le

can't get any podcasts! what's happening ya cunts !? 😁

Dec 20th
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Nig Le

I've just downloaded Desert Island Dicks featuring Sam Delaney as the guest. should be a fuckin corker. TTFN Dickheads ! 😉

Dec 12th
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Gordon Hargrave

the

Feb 27th
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Alan Bourke

Ahoy hoy Cunters

Feb 4th
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Richard Easterbrook

Jalapeño

Jan 29th
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Carl Mapp

Essential listening. Could listen to Sam's stories all day and I follow all Andy Dawson other podcasts as he is brilliant too. Genuinely laugh out loud funny.

Jan 1st
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gazmccausland@hotmail.com

that Roy Keane pods are the funniest pod eps I have ever listened too! more of these please !

Oct 29th
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Andy Roberts

great podcast, brings back loads of memories with plenty of laughs

Apr 3rd
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