Send us a message Calling all Fae lovers and fantasy fanatics! In this episode, we’re diving deep into the three powerhouse series by Sarah J. Maas—Throne of Glass, Crescent City, and A Court of Thorns and Roses. Your favorite hosts are ranking the series, breaking down their favorite (and least favorite) male leads, and dishing out spicy opinions on everything from world-building to character arcs. Is Rhysand still the ultimate book boyfriend? Does Bryce hold her own against Aelin and Feyre?...
Send us a message Buckle up, book lovers! In this fiery episode, our hosts go head-to-head over From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout. One of us is absolutely obsessed—epic romance, thrilling twists, and a brooding love interest? Yes, please! Meanwhile, the other? Let’s just say… they have thoughts (and not the swoony kind). 👀 Expect heated debates, dramatic reenactments, and maybe even a bit of book therapy as we break down everything—from Poppy’s journey to THAT plot twist. Whether y...
Send us a message Ready to sink your teeth into a thrilling urban fantasy adventure? Join us as we delve into Demon Days, Vampire Nights by KF Breene, where supernatural creatures roam the streets and danger lurks around every corner. We'll explore the captivating characters, pulse-pounding plot twists, and the richly woven world that Breene masterfully brings to life. Whether you're a seasoned fan or new to the genre, this episode promises to be an electrifying journey into the shadows. Don'...
Send us a message In this episode, we dive into a literary showdown as one host embarks on a mission to persuade the other to pick up 'Onyx Storm' by Rebecca Yarros. Will the allure of dragon riders, epic battles, and heart-pounding romance be enough to sway a skeptical co-host? Tune in for spirited debates, unexpected revelations, and a journey into the tempestuous world of 'Onyx Storm'. Whether you're a fantasy fanatic or a curious newcomer, this episode promises to ignite your reading pass...
Send us a message Looking for a Valentine's Day treat that's a little less "roses are red" and a bit more "who's that masked man in my living room"? Tune in to our latest episode as we dive into Navessa Allen's "Lights Out," the dark romance that has readers double-checking their locks—and their fantasies. Join us as we dissect the plot twists that had us gasping, meet characters who make "morally gray" look like a fashion statement, and admire writing so sharp it could cut. Whether you're a ...
Send us a message **Content Warning for mention of Non-Con in Books, but only briefly** Demons, princes, and murder, oh my! In this episode, we dive into Kingdom of the Wicked by Kerri Maniscalco—a spicy, sinister tale of vengeance, forbidden romance, and mouthwatering food descriptions that will have you raiding your kitchen mid-chapter. Join us for hot takes, our need for a cook book, and Hare's unending references to a book Tortoise hasn't even gotten to yet. Don’t miss this devilishly fun...
Send us a message In this episode, we dish on our guilty pleasure book tropes, get into the Dark Halos series by Amanda Aggie, and give our hot takes on The Empyrean series by Rebecca Yarros.
Send us a message Spoilers abound as the Tortoise and the Hare play games and discuss and review When the Moon Hatched by Sarah A. Parker. Hot takes are guaranteed and opinions on ACOTAR are shared.
Send us a message Get to know the tortoise and the hare, their favorite books, and hot takes. Caution: inappropriate jokes are made, spoilers are spoiled, and books are insulted. Honest opinions only.