It's the moooost wonderful tiiime… Bring a white elephant gift, because we're watching a Christmas movie full of ferocious families, extremely gorgous exes, and a couple who simply should not stay together. The person most confused by the film this week was: literally every viewer, who wanted Abby to be with Riley instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
[Whale song] Grab onto a barnacle for precocious pre-teens, grumpy grandpas, and worshipful whales. The person most confused by the film this week was: the beautiful schoolteacher with braces.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Pull up to the dinner table for 2010s love triangles, skinny-scarf–clad singing solos, and family fighting. The person most confused by the film this week was: all of us, currently, who lived through the Obama years and now live in hell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Book a flight to this episode for tiresome tourists, foreign fax machines, and unsupportive undergarments. The person most confused by the film this week was: us finding out Scarlett Johansson is 17 in this!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Unwash your brain for sister assassins, parental operatives, and really red rooms. The person most confused by the film this week was: Siena but also, honestly, those pigs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
*Dial up sound* Boot up this episode for quirky shopkeeps, nineteen-nineties nostalgia, and another inexplicably likeable sourpuss Tam Honks character. The person most confused by the film this week was: Joe Fox's family tree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
*twinkle lights* Draft some prose for confusing kisses, disposable dildos, and forgiving friends. The person most confused by the film this week was: Alike's sister any time she had to be involved in any situation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
My...pod... Swim up for satanic singers, stupid high school sweethearts, and one starving succubus. The person most confused by the film this week was: the bar, about why it was on fire!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BOO! Enroll this semester for amish (?) apparitions, disdainful department heads, and frightening frat parties. The person most confused by the film this week was: Liv's mom who kept calling and speaking so slowly?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Meow! Sink your fangs into deadbeat dates, freaky flames, and one cute cat. The person most confused by the film this week was: the street urchin who lived by the ravine of bodies???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Meeeeerricaaaaat. Dig up this episode for spooky sisters, creepy cousins, and unhinged uncles. The person most confused by the film this week was: the contrite townsfolk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I got podcasts on my fingers! Come Together for Liverpudlian loverboys, wacky walruses, and autotuned anthems. The person most confused by the film this week was: the delicious ripe strawberries getting pinned to a canvas instead of eaten.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
[German instructions] Take the train for pregnant pets, carnal caves, and rogue rice cookers. The person most confused by the film this week was: that beached man with amnesia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
O Romeo, Romeo...wtf Romeo?! Step onto a sailboat for candid cartographers, embarrassing exes, and confounding cousins. The person most confused by the film this week was: everyone's parents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shotgun! Submit your applications for arrogant A-students, uncomforable ubers, and the pernicious pursuit of the proper party. The person most confused by the film this week was: our high school selves, about Who We Were.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let us escort you through an episode full of data-driven dates, melancholy memories, and Sci-Fi vibes but for the girls. The person most confused by the film this week was: Tom, about the human world/how not to be annoying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mind your own business! Jump the fence into this episode for dodgey Dollys, nasty neighbors, and survivalist siblings. The person most confused by the film this week was: the freakish cows.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
She's a BABE! Party on for bodacious bits, winsome wigs, and delicious donuts. The person most confused by the film this week was: Garth :')See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. Litigate for classical classism, shared cousins' quarters, and Georgian-era jawlines. The person most confused by the film this week was: every wig.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bon Appétit! Taste this episode for iconic couples, egotistical e-reads, and boeufs bourguignon. The person most confused by the film this week was: Julie's momSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
James Phillip Watson
I freaking love "did you just swallow Flubber?" it made me think of this: "Have YOU ever swallowed Flubber? is your body and butthole a wreck? Have you been traumatized by a flying blob in your body? Well come on down to Swallowed Flubber Lawfirm to where you can get a free consultation for your troubles , together we can Flub Flubber and get the peace of mind you deserve!" hahahaha I just randomly made that up. you two are hilarious.
Gavin Weatherbed
truly dreadful. films fact checked but everything taken out of context and the 'era' the film was made in not explained. Like listening to two teenagers giggle over how simple old films are
The Motley Fool
fun fact: if pigs smell blood, they go nuts and will eat you. If Dorothy had got even the smallest cut, those big 300+lb pigs would have trampled and eaten her in a matter of minutes
Happy⚛️Heretic
The hosts from this show were guests on the "Ridiculous History" podcast for 2 episodes & I really enjoyed it. I never would have thought it would be as interesting & entertaining as it turned out to be. There's much history behind the scenes....
Michael McGrath
I endured almost six minutes of this smug, ignorant garbage of a podcast. Trash.