Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!
Are you earning a graduate degree in nonsense? Are you afraid of being trapped in an elevator because you're very regular? Well, these are issues we know well, so turn this one up and we'll solve life together!
Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!
Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!
Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!
Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.
Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!
Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!
Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.
Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!
Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.
Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!
Do you believe the sweetest love language consists of huggin' and tuggin'? Do you believe that a spray tan can ward off evil spirits? If you answered yes to either of these, please join us for this jamboree and we'll be believers together!
Do you wish your toilet would give you a pat on the back sometimes? Are you wondering why anyone bothers baking pumpkin seeds? Well, we're clearly on the same wavelength, so tune in now and we'll get everything shipshape!
Are you trying hard not to buy Halloween candy before October? Do you wish there was a boycott on walnuts in brownies? Well, we feel your stuggles and are here to help, so just turn this one up and all will be right with the world!
Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!
Are you sick of people speaking Pig Latin? Would you roll in poison ivy if it made you rich? If both your answers are yes, then turn this one up because we are right there with you!
Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!
Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!
Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!