Tres Leches

It’s Christmas at Tres Leches HQ and we have FOUND HIM: Hallmark’s very own Robbie Simpson from Finding Mr. Christmas Season 2. Ian and Juan sit down with Robbie to talk about being the only gay cast member on Hallmark’s breakout holiday reality hit, what it really takes to be a “Hallmark leading man,” and why earnest, ooey-gooey Christmas movies might actually be emotional support cinema for the broken-hearted.Robbie also spills about:• Going from full-frontal off-Broadway in Afterglow to the Hallmark cinematic universe• His decade-long friendship with Mary Kate Morrissey and watching her soar as Elphaba in Wicked• Running a musical theatre program at Stella Adler/NYU and why who you are as a human is the work• Getting eliminated right after winning immunity (justice for Episode 4!) and what the edit didn’t showIn Spilled Milk, the leches answer a holiday letter from a listener who feels like a confident success everywhere but at home, where they’re suddenly back to being the insecure queer kid at the table. How do you reconcile those two versions of yourself—especially at Christmas?Pour some coquito, hit play, and come feel all the feelings with us.

It’s our Favorite Things holiday episode, baby!Ian and Juan are back in the studio with their third leche for the week, the one and only Joseph Haro, to ring in Christmas, talk aging gracefully, and share the little things getting them through the season.Then we dive into our 2025 Favorite Things:• Ian’s perfect grey sweatpants era, Aesop candle obsession, and kiwi renaissance• Juan’s glow-up beauty picks, New York Times Cooking love letter, and the tiny camera that makes life feel like a movie• Joey’s “health first” gifts: daily mineral ritual, scent oils instead of cologne, iPad sketching must-haves, and his beloved ice maskWe also get into:• Why Rent is secretly a Christmas musical• Counting life in “Christmases” instead of years• Botox vs. letting your face tell the story of your life• Biohacking, testosterone, and trying to feel good without losing your mind.Link for Joey's Function app Code: https://my.functionhealth.com/signup?code=JHARO10&_saasquatch=JHARO10Listen to Tres Leches wherever you get your podcasts.IG:@ianpaget@juan_torres_falcon@treslechespod@iamjosephharoHashtags:#IanPaget #JuanTorresFalcon #TresLechesPodcast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #LGBTQPodcast #LatinoPodcast #GayPodcast #QueerPodcast #QueerVoices #LatinoVoices #PopCulturePodcast #SpilledMilk #TresLeches #PopDivas #GayIcons #MusicTalk #CultureChat #christmas #myfavoritethings #xmas

Wicked kids, assemble! Ian and Juan are joined by Donnell James Foreman and Joseph Haro for a full spoiler-heavy DEEP DIVE on Wicked: Part Two—the music (yes, As Long As Your Mine gets dicsussed), Michelle Yeoh's Morrible, and why Ari and Cynthia still make this movie feel like chicken soup for the queer soul. If you grew up blasting the cast album, crying to “For Good,” or dreaming of winning the Wicked lottery, this one’s going to hit you right in the Shiz. #ianpaget #JuanTorresFalcon #TresLechesPodcast #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #LGBTQPodcast #latinopodcast #gaypodcaster #queerpodcast #queervoices #latinovoices #PopCulturePodcast #TresLeches #PopDivas #GayIcons #movie #film #culturechat Follow us on Instagram: @ianpaget @juantorresfalcon @treslechespodcast @thedjf_ @iamjosephharo

It’s cuffing season, and the boys are at their most raw, real, and ready for the relationship rollercoaster. Johnny, Ian, and Juan dive into the chaos of early dating with Daddy Yes or Daddy No, a takedown of “throning,” and a rapid-fire tour through ghosting, drawers-too-soon energy, and men who share their location before they share a kiss.Johnny wants warmth without the drama, Ian questions whether he wants love or just the gold star, and Juan reminds us that tiny gestures matter more than any trend.Dating in New York is wild.Cuffing season is wilder.

The boys warm up the vocal cords and the feels. Ian claims his Will Arnett era, Johnny side-eyes, and we all pick our 16–32 bars: “When the Children Are Asleep,” “Joanna,” and “Ilona” make an appearance. From there we get into Election Day hope, why musicals always eat, and how the internet’s rage cycle is starving real community. We unpack soft girl/soft wife life vs trad wife grit, talk SNAP cuts and actual neighbor-to-neighbor kindness, and remember what cheering at the marathon (or just running errands with friends) can do for a soul. Less cop, more community; put down the phone, pick up your people. Plus: checking bags as self-care, executive dysfunction confessions, and a teaser for next week’s return to mess—love, sex, friendship, and a little Lily Allen discourse. Tune in, breathe out, and let the ball keep boop-boop-bouncing!

It’s the witching hour at Tres Leches and the boys are wigged out …literally. Johnny, Ian, and Juan record late at night in full Nicole Kidman drag to honor the patron saint of wigs and chaos herself. From Stepford Wives to The Undoing, they talk all things spooky: horror movies that actually slap, real-life scares (aging, empathy, back pain, the economy), and the haunting realization that Gen Z thinks Sex and the City is vintage?!?! They also talk spooky dating tricks & treats, bad habits that creep back in, and how to be the ghost in your own attic…with a few blood-curdling screams for good measure.

Two years of leche, laughter, and a whole lot of growth — honey, the growth! The ladies who leche are celebrating our podcastiversary with heart, humor, and just the right amount of chaos. We’re looking back at our favorite moments, the controversial ones, and the magic of keeping a friendship (and a podcast) alive this long. Here’s to two years of cake, cariño, and conversation that still hits just right.

The gals of Tres Leches are finally back in the same room — one mic, two swivel chairs, and a questionable amount of velour. Recorded live from East Harlem (aka the Gay Panic Room™), Johnny, Ian, and Juan celebrate two years of milk the only way they know how: by oversharing and intellectualizing pop culture until it cries.We cover it all — from Buena Vista Social Club and why Cuba is basically the Willy Wonka Factory of trauma, to Diane Keaton’s heavenly ascension and the gay grief it unleashed. We talk queer media that actually slaps (Boots, Wayward, Ho Church) and why supporting queer art matters more than subtweeting it. There’s fresh-towel discourse, Wicked-themed cleaning products, and a hard-hitting debate on fabric softener no one asked for but everyone needs.Somewhere between Broadway talkbacks, Blockbuster nostalgia, and debating how often you should wash your sheets, we stumble into something real: why New York’s friction makes you feel alive, why queer friendship is holy, and why Diane Keaton is forever the patron saint of beige chaos.It’s kooky. It’s meaningful. It smells like Le Labo and chisme.

This week the ladies who leche get into the chaos of wanting it all but never feeling like it’s enough—money! men! food! prosperity! They get into TikTok Shop scams, New York rent & how 5,000 ads a day are priming us for the more is more complex. All while unpacking open relationships, and the art of picking up the dinner check! Johnny, Ian, and Juan break down the culture of “more, more, more… how do we like it?” Sometimes abundance feels empty, but at least there’s wine… and Tres Leches. 

Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stallion’s happiness arc, and a Kinky Boots runway tale with a bedazzled heel and a prayer.

The LECHE is overflowing this week - no guest - just Johnny, Ian, and Juan going back to basics (cue Christina Aguilera) with a supersized spilled milk! From cool girl dating dilemmas, to shower hook ups with straight besties, from toxic work environments, to manifesting cozy fall energy, (maybe with a bae, maybe not) we’re pouring a whole gallon of unfiltered spilled milk and sharp advice. Strap and get comfy because we’re coming at you fast ….(cue Demi Lovato).

The call is coming from inside the house, milkers! 🚨 This week, we dive deep into Netflix’s Unknown Caller—the catfish doc that proves sometimes the real stalker is closer than you think (hi, Mom 👀). From deranged texts to diabolical parenting, Johnny, Ian, and Juan unpack the drama, drag Sid the Sloth’s doppelgänger, and confess their own lurkiest stalker moments. Plus, we get real about muting, blocking, and whether deleting the app is actually helping… or just hiding the chips in the cupboard. Tune in, and tell us: what’s the stalkeriest thing YOU’VE ever done?

This week, we’re getting cozy and talking home — the spaces we dream about, the ones we build, and the ones that live rent-free in our heads. Johnny shares how creating his perfect nook in Austin (and his childhood Hollywood-inspired bedroom, rope lights and all) became a full-circle moment. Ian takes us on a tour of his favorite movie and TV homes, from You’ve Got Mail to Nancy Meyers kitchens, while Juan spills on design inspo, nostalgia, and why finding “your place” matters more than ever.From Architectural Digest deep dives to $300 mattresses, RuPaul-level opulence to Anthony Porowski coziness, we unpack how our homes reflect who we are — and who we’re becoming. Plus, it’s Johnny’s birthday (!!), so expect peak Virgo energy and plenty of laughs along the way.Hit play, get comfy, and maybe start reimagining your own nook. 🛋️✨

💍 Taylor’s ring, Thomas Kinkade paintings, and…Lil Nas X’s arrest?? This week the girls go IN. Ian, Johnny, and Juan unpack the engagement of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce (pear-shaped or cushion cut? we have thoughts), then tumble down a rabbit hole of Thomas Kinkade, gay genes we don’t have, and why tacky can also be gorgeous.But the heart of the episode? A deep conversation about Lil Nas X, public scandal, and the double standards queer people—especially Black queer people—face when they “behave badly.” From George Michael to Jussie Smollett to Britney Spears, we talk grace, redemption, and why queer mess so often becomes a cautionary tale instead of a comeback story.And of course, we bring our own raw receipts— waking up in the wrong house, VIP shopping gone sideways, and listener submissions that had us SCREAMING. (Shoutout to the dad/son mix-up 👀).Listen, laugh, judge us a little, but mostly—offer grace.#TresLechesPodcast #LilNasX #TaylorSwift #GayPodcast #MessyStories

The Tres Leches crew is cracking open Netflix’s Fit for TV and the chaos of The Biggest Loser era — where fatphobia was the main character and diet culture ruled reality TV. We’re talking Hunger Games-level weigh-ins, caffeine pills, and producers who cared more about drama than health.But we’re also getting personal: the shady comments that stuck, the Grindr hookups gone wrong, and why even “hot” gays spiral about abs, carbs, and Equinox memberships. From Ozempic to body positivity to living in a world where you’re somehow hypervisible and invisible at the same time… we’re asking the messy, juicy question: what does it actually mean to love your body when everyone else has an opinion about it?

This final round of Cosmos is on us…Just like our favorite girls, the Tres Leches crew takes one last stroll down memory lane—sorry, I mean, Fifth Avenue—to celebrate and eulogize the end of And Just Like That. From the OG Sex and the City, to the movies, to the HBO Max reboot, Ian, Johnny, and Juan give the franchise a proper send-off, reminiscing about iconic fashion moments, the New York that was, the New York that is, and why these fictional friendships have felt so real for so long. We get candid about the show's missteps (yes, we clocked Lisa Wexley’s plotline), the absence of Samantha, and what Carrie's final chapter says about love, loneliness, and self-reinvention. Plus, listener reflections, fashion favorites, and one last toast to our day-one divas.

Ian’s back from Madrid and baby, he brought back more than Jamon Iberico. In this jam(on)-packed episode, the Leches unpack directionless orbiting, male vulnerability (or lack thereof), and the real reason no one's texting back—hint: it’s not you, it’s the algorithm. Johnny shares about his expectations in friendship, Juan gives a crash course in digital dating fatigue, and Ian cries in a garden, obviously. Also, Ian compliments himself more than 17 times. So, there’s that. Plus, a Brazil-Ian love story ( see what we did there? ;), a margarita meltdown, and Ian’s strong opinion on circuit music.Is connection dead? Or are we just tired, horny, and too online? Send this to someone who needs to stop watching your stories and start texting back. And don’t forget to rate, like, subscribe, and share with someone who gets it—or really needs to. 💋

Hola Milkers! Que tal!? Vale! It's a Tres Leches solo episode! The dolls are back together—no guests, just vibes. This week, Ian, Johnny, and Juan reflect on post-Pride energy, romantic misfires, healing through hobbies, and why we don’t have to earn joy to feel it. Ian shares a vulnerable moment about getting stood up at 4am (with a $65 Uber receipt to prove it), Johnny reveals how a pottery class cracked open something deeper, and Juan talks about working too much and sleeping too little—even while being deeply loved. “At what point is enough enough?”We talk about play, pride, body image, childhood joy, and how sometimes, healing looks like biking to a party in short shorts. Also: Do not ghost your hookups, and remember—being in your prime isn’t about being perfect.Rate, review, and share with a fellow milker. 💋

Hi Milkers!! Happy Pride!!! This week, we’re joined by the one and only Marti Gould Cummings! Not only are they a walking International drag artist institution, they are a political powerhouse, and this year’s 2025 NYC Pride Grand Marshal. Claps for Marti !!! We talk about the full-circle magic of marching in your first Pride at the age of 17… and then leading it 20 years later. Marti opens up about their journey from nightlife icon to political organizer, how drag became a tool for visibility and advocacy, and the mentors who helped shape their path — from Patina Miller gifting them their first drag wardrobe, to Gavin Creel offering the encouragement that would change their everything. We miss you Gav...We talk chosen family, and why joy is a radical act- especially now! This one’s a love letter to QUEER resilience, showing up for your community, and becoming the person you needed when you were younger. We loved this conversation and we know you will too. 

This week the ultimate comedy duo baby angels Tim Murray and Michael Henry, viral comedians and creators join us to talk about their OUTtv series Wish You Were Queer — The series follows Michael and Tim, who — for the first time — perform stand-up on the road across North America together, with help from executive producer Trixie Mattel. It’s giving road trip, it’s giving dick jokes, it’s giving gay missionary work (but backwards). We cover stand-up horror stories, peacocking through small towns, the fine line between heckling and foreplay, and why the girls who grew up on Rosie and Ragtime are built different.