It’s really about capitalism. Matt hates cold opens, Jay thinks the latrines are cool and really clever, Zach knows too much about nuclear weapons, Alanna wants to talk about the episode and Naomi doesn’t want anyone to know how smart she is.
Here’s this white guy, he was awesome. Matt is a big softie, Rob doesn’t want coherent, Alanna’s thinking reshoots, Zach watched the trailer and Jay is Visiony.
We’re Fortnite Spartans. Zach watches a Bridge Too Far, Matt challenges Ares, Bobbie tries to chomp the plant, Alanna enjoys playing as Magma and Jay was always cool.
Hot branding action. Matt writes it down, Zach wants to start over, Rob likes a big heavy sandwich, Jay sighs a heavy sigh and Alanna is distracted by online shopping.
Hanging with the boys. Zach steals a bunch of bars, Matt has two Wings of Icarus, and Jay is in Hobbit mode.
This is why we have the pellets. Matt finally gets a 5-2. Rob’s a poor man and an idiot, Zach explains why people look at birds, Alanna has slow Internet and Jay knows what funerals are for.
Mike Tyson is a huge pigeon person. Jay likes Taco Bell, Zach laughed when he died, Alanna doesn’t want to live at NASA and Matt is back.
Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.
Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.
We’re a medium crew. Matt doesn’t understand women, Impossible burgers make Alanna gassy, Jay breaks out the cups and Zach wants to eat dinner on the roof.
Don’t ruin the big Spartan board. Matt feels stifled, Zach hasn’t spent his Halo energy, Jay plays the game, Alanna is down to ride in a Warthog, and Rob confirms spiders are evil.
Old Dominion. Jay is participating, Alanna has a great, thin deck, Zach does his Dr. Orpheus impression, and Matt is trippin’.
Golf with your frenemies. Alanna loves the X-Men, everyone turns on Zach, Matt is covered in bed bugs, Jay thinks about trucks all the time and Rob wants to be climbed.
Which Avatar is the good Avatar? Matt has bravery, Alanna wants hot Zuko and Jay knows prison bathroom etiquette.
Thunderforce vibes. It’s hard for Alanna to play on her phone, Rob watches a lot of stuff with subtitles, Zach has always liked Vin Diesel and Jay is in bed.
It’s raining all over the world. Jay wants to feel part of the crew, everyone know’s Alanna’s location, and Matt plays a lot of Roller Coaster Tycoon.
It’s the best and worst of Marvel. Alanna has seen it before, Zach needs wood, Rob is an average kid, Matt is a meat eater, and Jay fills the gap.
It’s a reference to a Doors song. Rob picks the movie, Matt wants to catch a train, Jay likes a little bit of drama in his life and Alanna is walking home.
How did they make money on this? Jay gets used to it, Alanna pets a cow, you guys need to get on Zach’s level, Naomi is fancy fancy and Matt rushed back for this.
Lawful good doesn’t mean lawful nice. Jay is a curmudgeon, Zach likes moral ambiguity, Rob gets nervous and Matt is in Alanna’s way.