Tuesdays with Stories!

Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays & get on your way to being your best self. Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% off today using code TUESDAYS at my.huel.com/TUESDAYS Get BlueChew for free with code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com Support the show and get 20-50% off your Raycon order. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix Mattress order. Just head to https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS  - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdayssept24  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order, plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS - Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder failed, and we have to use the camera audio. I got a great audio expert (@realraylong on IG) to help us make it sound as good as possible, and we will be back to normal audio next week! - Chuck* Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & sign up for your $1 per month Shopify trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off of therapy with BetterHelp. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays! Come see Tuesdays LIVE on Tuesday, 8/13/24 at New York Comedy Club! TIX: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/tuesdays-with-stories-live-2024-08-13213000  Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get up to 40% off everything at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self.

It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 30% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!! 👀👀👀 Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a free Mystery Gift with your 1 st Box of Awesome monthly shipment. Head to https://www.boxofawesome.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for a 1-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem. Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://www.boxofawesome.com with code TUESDAYS

Folks, we're taking the Fourth of July off this week. We got some CRAZY travel going on behind-the-scenes so we thought we'd throw up an old episode that you likely haven't seen! In the video version, you're going to get our episode "Slingin' Clink" with Sam Morril from August 24th, 2015: "Mark and Joe invite comedian Sam Morril on (fresh off a hot set on Conan!) to talk about Last Comic Standing, strange hook ups, and Sam almost getting his ass kicked by a heckler! And for all of you audio kids, you're getting two in a row, because we're throwing in Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano's episode from May 25th, 2015: "Sal Vulcano of TV's Impractical Jokers is in the studio this week with Mark and Joe!" (We would have included video as well but it does not exist). Go check out Sal's new special on Youtube, "Terrified"! And if you enjoy these, please check out our Patreon where we post an OG Tuesdays episode every week! There are over a hundred OG Tuesdays episodes ready to go right now baby, exclusively on the "Video Vag" tier! Happy Fourth! Our Stuff:  - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://bespokepost.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays to get started - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

We're BACK in the studio and we got it ALL this week! Ewoks, Mark tries to avoid being sexually harassed, Joe's son takes up swimming, and the boys reminisce about some harmless elderly lovemaking. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up with code TUESDAYS at https://bespokepost.com/tuesdays  - Head to https://www.tryfum.com/TUESDAYS and use the code TUESDAYS for a free gift with your order of a Journey Pack.

Mark Normand and Joe List are ROCKIN' IT at Netflix Is a Joke Fest at the Comedy Store with pals Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones! Get the full, uncut version of this episode with an extra 30 minutes right now on our Patreon! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew free. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS