Tuesdays with Stories!

This episode of Tuesdays starts out with a desperate warning from Joseph to Markus about having child! Joe pitches his own horror movie. Mark spends over a thousand dollars on pizza at the Bodega Cat release party, and Joe films a new short film with a hilarious character! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try BlueChew for free with promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleveland and thinks about buying a gun! It's Tuesdays!   Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS

Mark's parents stay with him and it makes for an AWKWARD set for old Marcus! Joe SLAMS the Ghostbusters! Mark's parents end up having to wander aimlessly in Brooklyn while Mark is stranded in Connecticut! Can Matt Ruby save the day? Find out ONLY on this week's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show & check out Kalshi. The first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit at https://www.kalshi.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free (just pay $5 shipping) with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - Support the show & get 30% off of your Raycon order site wide. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc premieres and he gets stuck with a hot n' heavy chicken parm! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com Support the show & get 20% off all mattress orders at https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS Support the show & start your free online HIMS visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS Support the show, get 18 free meals, and free dessert for life by visiting https://www.homechef.com/TUESDAYS

The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, we're talking Kerryn Feehan, and we're talking... a cowgirl disco costume party? It's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff:  - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and try your first month of BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - For 10% off your order & FREE Shipping by using code TUESDAYS  at https://www.JackBlack.com/TUESDAYS

Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays & get on your way to being your best self. Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% off today using code TUESDAYS at my.huel.com/TUESDAYS Get BlueChew for free with code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com Support the show and get 20-50% off your Raycon order. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix Mattress order. Just head to https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS  - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdayssept24  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order, plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS - Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder failed, and we have to use the camera audio. I got a great audio expert (@realraylong on IG) to help us make it sound as good as possible, and we will be back to normal audio next week! - Chuck* Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & sign up for your $1 per month Shopify trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off of therapy with BetterHelp. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays! Come see Tuesdays LIVE on Tuesday, 8/13/24 at New York Comedy Club! TIX: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/tuesdays-with-stories-live-2024-08-13213000  Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get up to 40% off everything at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self.

It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 30% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!! 👀👀👀 Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a free Mystery Gift with your 1 st Box of Awesome monthly shipment. Head to https://www.boxofawesome.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for a 1-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem. Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://www.boxofawesome.com with code TUESDAYS