No, we did not quit after the end of Season 3. Even if some of us may have wanted to.... We're back and talking about Season 4, Episode 1 - The Dark Moon. And since we're starting a new season, it's time for a field trip! Malia has officially joined the pack and everyone's still a little sad about one of their best friends dying but not enough to dedicate more than one conversation to it. Also Derek gets buried alive.
Pour one out for the best villain: Void Stiles. You will be missed, you absolute legend... We'll also miss half the supporting cast that we'll never see again for basically no reason... Meanwhile, a past villain no one missed is back. Anyway, we may never rate an episode this high again!
Welcome to the Saddest Episode of Teen Wolf: Season 3, Episode 23 - Insatiable. Last time, the pack saved Stiles (sort of?) but now they have to save Lydia... even though she doesn't want to be saved...maybe? Unclear. Either way, they come to rescue Lydia and things don't go well! Meanwhile, Scott's Dad continues to be a useless idiot and Kira's Mom continues to make things worse while somehow being incredibly smug about it.
Hello! We're back! We took a (long) break and we're feeling refreshed and ready to talk about some supernatural teens. This time around we're talking about the antepenultimate episode of Season 3 - De-Void. Scott and Lydia visit Stiles's mind-palace and the rest of the pack get violent/horny.
Look, they can't all be winners... This is, by far, our least favorite episode of 3B. Noshiko brings the season to a grinding halt to tell Kira and Scott about her old boyfriend and how all of this is actually her fault.
Hello! It's been a little while but we're still here and we're talking about Season 3, Episode 20 - Echo House. Aka, the one where we really meet our favorite, semi-feral werecoyote (and also my cat's namesake) - Malia! Trigger Warning for mention of suicide and discussion of mental health care from two people who don't know what they're talking about. In this episode, Stiles decides to check himself into the not-at-all sketchy, local mental health facility while the rest of the pack track down a scroll that could help them save him from the Nogitsune. It turns out to be not a great idea but he does get laid, so there were pros and cons. Get in touch with us: Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Happy Belated Halloween! In case you missed our last episode of Wolf Bites, our release schedule is going to get a little sporadic during the holidays. We'll also be taking a bit of a break between 3B and 4. But THIS week, in Episode 19 - Letharia Vulpina, we're having a blast and so is The Nogitsune. Everyone else, not so much. While the rest of The Pack tries to keep up with Nogi's plotting, Kira speed-runs supernatural creature training.
Season 3, Episode 18: Riddled is our favorite episode yet! Until next week and the week after that. Stiles sleep walks, which stresses everyone out, and we officially meet the best Teen Wolf villain for the first time. That's basically it and it kicks ass! Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
In Episode 17 of Season 3, it's the moment we've all been waiting for....Stiles takes a nap and then catches fireflies. If you know, you know. Some other stuff happens too. Isaac plays dress up. Chris tells us about a fun trip his dad sent him on as a graduation present. Scott and Kira have a sleep over at his house that doesn't go well. It's great! Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Who's ready to pop some molly and hit the dance floor?? Not the McCall Pack because they have serious werewolf business to attend to. It just happens to need to get done at a black-light rave thrown by Danny and with the help of the twins. Also this week, Stiles has an extra key on his key chain and he can't remember what it's for. (We've all been there) And Derek's cheat day M&M binge gets ruined. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
This week, famous 'skinny-creature' actor, Doug Jones guest stars and it's electrifying! (sorry) Scott and Kira have an awkward double date with her parents and also there's a mass murderer lose in the school that the pack are trying to locate. Derek and Peter continue to do weird, werewolf sh!t on their own. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
This week the pack all work together to turn a coyote back into a human, teenage girl. It's Season 3, Episode 14 - More Bad Than Good. Which is a weird title because they do more good than bad but I'm not the show runner. Also Lydia says 'more harm than good' at one point so why isn't that the title? Anywho, we liked this episode. Skip to around the 12 minute mark if you don't want to listen to us talk about our vacations. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
We're back and ready to discuss some Prestige Television! This week we're talking about Season 3, Episode 13: Anchors a.k.a. the Season 3b Premiere. If you come here for the complaining, you're out of luck this week cause we love this one. It's good for real! Last season Scott, Allison and Stiles all ceremonially sacrificed themselves and now their sh!t is all f@cked. Scott can't control his shifting, Allison is seeing visions of her psycho, dead aunt and Stiles can't tell if he's actually awake or not. Lydia's just enjoying not being the crazy one this time. Stick around after this episode and listen to Episode 3 of Wolf Bites if you just can't get enough of us discussing media. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Before we start Season 3B, we'll be taking a little hiatus while we both go on vacation. Season 3A has been pretty darn good but we can't say we were big fans of this finale. Lunar Ellipse is kind of a mess tbh. We spend most of this episode talking about what an idiot Jennifer is. We also write a better way for Scott to earn his Alpha Status. Check out Wolf Bites to hear us talk about Red White and Royal Blue, Last Voyage of the Demeter and Elemental. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Season 3B Eve Eve, aka Episode 11. The one where there's a lot of talking and not a lot of doing. Scott watches fireflies with Deucalion, Stiles has a panic attack and Jennifer tells us things we already know. Also, that faint moaning in the background is not a ghost haunting the podcast, it's my cat snoring on the couch next to me. This week we're trying something new and breaking the 'Not Teen Wolf' talk into a separate episode. So if you came here for anything other than the teenaged wolves, go ahead and check out 'Wolf Bites: 1' that should be next in the queue. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
We're on Season 3, Episode 10 - The Overlooked. It's Season 3B Eve Eve Eve! In this episode Jennifer makes an attempt to keep Derek on her side but no one can compete with Stiles's shiny, teary eyes. The gang begrudgingly protects her from the Alpha Pack so she'll save Cora and tell them where the Sheriff is but, surprise surprise, she doesn't hold up her end of the deal. And I guess Scott 'betrays' them all by 'joining' the Alphas? Whatever. Stick around after the main episode to learn about my unhinged Swiftie behavior. Xitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
It's Season 3, Episode 9 - The Girl Who Knew Too Much and it's time for a school event to get ruined by supernatural creatures! This time it's a memorial recital for the kids who've been brutally murdered so far this season. We learn who the Darach is and what's up with Lydia, the Sheriff learns about werewolves, and Allison learns that not ALL of her relatives are psychotic. After that, we discuss Barbenheimer, Secret Invasion and Atomic Eve/Invincible. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
This week we're talking about the characters talking about some other characters. It's Season 3, Episode 8 - Visionary, where Peter and Gerard lie their asses off. We learn not only do Hales reproduce through budding, they also evolve like Pokemon. We also learn that while Deucalion may not have always been evil, Gerard definitely has and Derek has always been a mess. After that, we make fun of the new Insidious movie, talk about what actually makes a movie 'good' and debate the appeal of Tom Hiddleston. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Pour one out for the most competent member of the Hale Pack, gone too soon. This week we're talking about Season 3, Episode 7 - Current. Specifically, telluric currents and what the hell they have to do with all this nonsense. Derek's pack tries yet another plan that fails horribly, Scott shows potential and Melissa shows that this entire town would be lost without her. After that, we share our thoughts Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, The Idol and an actually good piece of media, The Night House. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com
Despite our title this week, we should issue a content warning because due to the episode material, we mention suicide a lot. This one's about fan favorite: Season 3, Episode 6 - Motel California. We talk about the lack of development of non-white characters and also fun things like Sciles' epic bromance and what a bunch of snobs these kids are. Skip to 01:26:15 if you don't care about Teen Wolf but would like to hear us talk about The Bear (editor's note: I said Sarah Polley was a guest star but I meant Sarah Paulson), Dylan's new movie (it's not great), how much time and money I've spent on The Sims 4 and why Rashad is going to buy The Flash on blu-ray even though it sucked. Twitter: @TwinkWarsPod Tumblr: @twinkwarspod Email: twinkwarspod@gmail.com