Two Below

In Episode 10 we muse over boobie based discounts, review an incredibly painful threesome along with a meth fueled chop shop in Buffalo. We go over a potential new Olympic sport 'parking lot diving', freak out on ungodly sized spiders, and end with some crazy AI and birthday cake bacteria talk. Another fun episode of Two Below is ready for your earholes! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 10 (in order) Boob Sized Discounts http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40851224 Threesome Gone Wrong http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/28/woman-broke-legs-falling-from-balcony-during-orgasm-after-threesome-6813155/ Custom Cars on Meth in Buffalo http://buffalonews.com/2017/07/25/car-ax-roof-no-doors-windshield-leads-driving-drugs-arrest/ Parking Lot Diving http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/269806278-story Real Life Aragog https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/36505551/giant-spider-traps-terrified-family-inside-their-queensland-home/#page1 AI Shut Down after Inventing Language http://m.digitaljournal.com/tech-and-science/technology/a-step-closer-to-skynet-ai-invents-a-language-humans-can-t-read/article/498142 Birthday Cake Bacteria https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/07/birthday-candle-bacteria/534987/

09-02

47:22

In Episode 9 we cringe over dong talk w/Miss Smartypants, discuss lost cars and aggressive monkeys, listen to police audio of a dildo thief, talk a little face tattoos and end with some fabulous artificial intelligence breakthroughs. Hope you enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 9 (in order) Miss Smartypants Teen Loses Car at Concert..Again https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/07/19/syracuse-teen-drives-to-rock-concert-forgets-where-he-parked-again.html Monkey Attack https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/ Dong Theif http://www.x1051kc.com/2017/07/17/police-are-looking-for-a-man-who-stole-the-two-biggests-d-s-from-cirillas-in-blue-springs/ Face Tatoo Cuts Into Job Prospects http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/devast8-face-tatoo-man-no-work-new-zealand-mark-cropp-drunk-brother-home-made-alcohol-prison-two-a7840356.html AI Hotdog or Not Hotdog http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40681395

08-13

01:06:43

In Episode 8 we take candy from naked strangers, meet some a-hole neighbors, sword fight with some iron crotch kungfu, do some dirty dancing inside an ATM prison while carrying huge swords, provide public service warning for free wifi and tech you how to wipe with limited toilet paper. Come join us for another fun week of crazy stories. Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 8 (in order) Candy from a Nakad Stranger http://www.wlwt.com/article/police-naked-man-offers-candy-in-middletown-neighborhood/10299494 A-Hole Neighbors http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wash-man-mows-hole-lawn-arrow-neighbor-house-article-1.3323507 Iron Crotch KungFu https://melmagazine.com/inside-the-world-of-the-men-who-pull-helicopters-and-cars-with-their-dicks-3cec8dcd4bc6 Deadly Dirty Dancing http://nypost.com/2017/07/13/couples-dirty-dancing-lift-goes-terribly-wrong/ Inside an ATM Prison https://abqtalk.iheart.com/articles/national-news-104668/man-gets-stuck-in-atm-15973508/ Open Sword Carry in Texas http://boingboing.net/2017/07/14/boffers-rejoice.html Free Wifi w/Conditions http://www.newser.com/story/245730/terms-and-conditions-commit-22k-people-to-cleaning-toilets.html No TP For You! http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/11/Public-restrooms-using-facial-recognition-to-ration-toilet-paper/2261499798025/    

07-29

01:00:12

In Episode 7 we get a visit from Miss Smartypants, discuss the Coffee Bandit, cringe-worthy obituaries, fidgetiddies, an 80 foot belly flop, sex robots, albino kangaroos and of course the new Atari. Kick back and unwind with some fun and interesting news. Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast https://twitter.com/TwoBelowPodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 7 (in order) Miss Smartypants (2:00) Cornbeef sandwich https://www.seeker.com/first-contraband-corned-beef-sandwich-in-space-1769634032.html 5 Weird Effects of Spider Bites by Agata Blaszczak-Boxe https://www.livescience.com/45329-spider-bites-weird-effects.html UFOs in Guantanamo Bay http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/651159/Guantanamo-Bay-was-a-MAGNET-for-UFOs-claims-US-marine-turned-alien-whistleblower 7-11 Coffee is Better (24:03) http://fox59.com/2017/07/04/7-eleven-coffee-is-better-police-say-indiana-man-threw-coffee-pot-injured-several-officers/ Obituary Trolling (28:30) http://fox2now.com/2017/07/07/scathing-obituary-about-great-grandmother-goes-viral-her-presence-will-not-be-missed-by-many/ Fidgetiddies (34:34) (NSFW) http://mashable.com/2017/07/06/fidget-spinners-nipples/?utm_content=DesignTAXI#yi90MIZd0Pq3 80 Foot Belly Flop (40:54) http://kdvr.com/2017/07/07/woman-airlifted-to-hospital-after-83-foot-belly-flop-from-popular-colorado-cliff/ Sex Robots (45:55) http://www.reuters.com/article/us-science-robots-sex-idUSKBN19P2M6 Albino Kangaroo (51:25) http://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-07-03/albino-kangaroo-photographed-on-west-australian-farm/8672448 New Atari is Coming (55:52) https://venturebeat.com/2017/06/16/atari-ceo-confirms-the-company-is-working-on-a-new-game-console/

07-22

01:04:01

Come join us in episode 6 as we talk about a 1 man moving company using only a scooter, crazy spiders, getting shot in the dick, UFOs in Long Island, Edible panties, fake dongs, raccoons and taking a nice relaxing nap after a heavy night of drinking. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter @twobelowpodcast Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/twobelowpodcast Find us on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-below/id1247174054?mt=2 Don't forget to leave a review & comment. Have a question for Miss Smartypants? Have a story you'd like to hear us talk about? just email the show - twobelowpodcast@gmail.com or tweet us @twobelowpodcast Episode 6 (in order) One Man With a Scooter Moving Company (2:20) http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/06/27/North-Carolina-man-uses-small-scooter-to-move-huge-couch/7911498585122/    Raccoon Roadkill (5:25) http://q13fox.com/2017/06/29/mason-county-man-shot-after-dead-raccoon-he-was-dragging-is-mistaken-for-dog/  Truly Amazing Spider (10:00) http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/626146/Darwin-bark-spider-80ft-bridge-BBC-Earth-David-Attenborough-nature-video  UFOs in Long Island (14:52) http://wshu.org/post/who-knew-long-island-hotbed-ufo-sightings#stream/0  Drunk Burglar (20:28) http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/police-drunk-man-enters-n-s-home-for-cup-of-tea-snack-and-a-nap-1.3484093  Edible Panties and a Stabbing (23:50) https://patch.com/wisconsin/mountpleasant/s/g5tyo/prostitution-stabbing-involved-edible-panties-2-payment  Very Odd Dating Strategy (28:20) http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/woman-tricked-friend-sex-fake-penis-found-guilty-article-1.3291353  Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the D (33:13) https://www.local10.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say   

07-17

38:20